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Hmmmmm. I wonder if Random is Ron the Don?Interesting. It's a rather common phrase, but if it was going to be a huge red herring I'm sure PP wouldn't have put it. (Unless he didn't notice it, that is)
BK met someone a few nights ago, I don't think there were any clues in that, were there? So either that narrative didn't have any clues in it, or the Don is a special case that does leave clues.
Of course, the other one could have had clues, and it was just so short we overlooked it.
Interesting.
If you give me a moment, I will look through previous narratives of the don to see if he has any other clues point to Random.
And by moment I mean like an hour, this shit takes time brother.
decorated with creepy smiles.His profile mentions an evil grin, and being away for a while? (Though that's less obvious than the first one.
…
it's bad for you cause that means my boss doesn't need you around".
"You don't like it; talk to the management."This comic seems to say something similar. If you don't like it just talk to = If you don't want to then just say so.
And of course the fries with that from last night.
decorated with creepy smiles.His profile mentions an evil grin, and being away for a while? (Though that's less obvious than the first one.
…
it's bad for you cause that means my boss doesn't need you around"."You don't like it; talk to the management."This comic seems to say something similar. If you don't like it just talk to = If you don't want to then just say so.
And of course the fries with that from last night.
I-never-seem-to-live-in-these-games-anymore.And-here-i-was-thinking-i-was-gonna-survive-this-one.
:cry2:
I-have-nothing-to-say-in-my-defence,i'll-just-say-im-a-vegan,but-thats-up-to-you-guys-to-decide.
Quite frankly an awful defense, which is pretty common when you're guilty, so, I no longer have any doubt about. Sorry.decorated with creepy smiles.His profile mentions an evil grin, and being away for a while? (Though that's less obvious than the first one.
…
it's bad for you cause that means my boss doesn't need you around"."You don't like it; talk to the management."This comic seems to say something similar. If you don't like it just talk to = If you don't want to then just say so.
And of course the fries with that from last night.
I-never-seem-to-live-in-these-games-anymore.And-here-i-was-thinking-i-was-gonna-survive-this-one.
:cry2:
I-have-nothing-to-say-in-my-defence,i'll-just-say-im-a-vegan,but-thats-up-to-you-guys-to-decide.
I will look for clues for Caesar and BK later.
Okay I just looked through the clues again, and I'm pretty sure that Caesar is shirkersama.
With a dramatic gesture befitting the snootiest noir films, KomradeDave was stabbed by his assailant.Black and White again from his avatar? The Snooty part could be derived from the philoshopical comic shirkersama makes, Philosophy being quite snooty. I guess?
"Et tu… Caesar?" whimpered KomradeDave before going down.
Philosophy also fits in with the Shakespeare quote, though that could just be to let you know it's a kill by Caesar.
B.K. Had an interesting night. Despite having trouble finding his target, he ended up meeting up with one of his partners in crime."Long lost brother of Waff", as Caesar also got "lost". It may look like a clue against BK, but in a later mutation* with Caesar, it is mentioned again, so it's pretty much guarunteed to be a clue.
he was having difficulties finding his intended victim.Again, the long lost brother of Waff clue.
"Well, my horoscope tells me that you're not going to be dodging any more buses after tonight." argued Caesar as he pulled out his knife and attacked.
"You see? Horoscopes never lie."
The horroscope thing is pretty tantalising. Perhaps another thing about the Philosophy? They're both pretty bullshit subjects.
These clues are all pretty similar, but as shirkersama does not have that big of a profile, I would expect clues to be repeated/reused often. Assuming Salsa targets shirkersama tonight, we may have our win by tomorrow.
*Edit: Later mutation with Caesar? Christ Crocty, *******NARRATION, come the fuck on. Too much L4D2.
I'd edit it out, but it's such a baffling mistake to make I'll just leave it in for people to gawk at and laugh.
jIf you are a townie now is a good time to confirm it everyone that is suspicious.
Also, I have no doubts that random is mafia. I predict he is Caesar though.
You-think-im-caesar.
Salsa-thinks-im-ron.
Anyone-wanna-say-im-bk?
btw,wanna-make-a-bet-l33t?You-owe-me-fan-art-if-i-die-and-are-not-antitownie.Vica-versa-if-i-am-mafia.Lets-see-how-sure-you-are-now.
>:)
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Quite frankly an awful defense, which is pretty common when you're guilty, so, I no longer have any doubt about. Sorry.
Of-course-it-is.You-know-why?Every-time-im-accused,*and-shortly-lynched*,I-NEVER-defend-myself.I-ALWAYS-let-you-guys-kill-me,since-being-a-townie,I-know-for-a-fact-that-once-somone-is-accused,whatever-they-say-is-disregarded.So-why-waste-my-time?And-when-im-accused-and-AM-mafia,instead-of-defending-myself,i-twist-the-clues-and-make-it-look-like-someone-else.I-did-this-once,back-when-i-was-InuYasha_rules.
Well,this-is-the-first-time-ive-actually-made-a-defence-lolz.Question-is,will-it-be-ignored?Answer,yes:p
Narration!
"All right. So what did I miss?" asked 1337 master at the next town rally.
"We're trying to figure out who's evil." said Salsa, as he discussed things over with the other villagers.
"Well that's easy." stated 1337 confidently "Random has been at my case since the beginning. You can't get any more evil then that!"
"That's not true!" shouted Random, hiding a 'String up 1337 Master' sign, behind him.
"Then how do you explain… This!?" said Anthony with a confronting tone, showing everyone Random's autobiography, titled 'I don't like 1337; that annoying tool - My self confessing story of plotting his downfall'
"How dare you go after our most beloved villager, like that?" shouted shirkesama angrily "Can't you see that he won the 'Most Outstanding Achievement in the Field of Excellence' award?"
"Yeah! Do you have any idea how deep I had to dig to get that!?" complained 1337, flaunting his mud covered medal.
"Well, I've heard enough. Get him!" shouted crocty, and pointed with his accusing finger.
"HEY! That's my thing!" yelled Harkovast.
"Wait!" screamed Random before he was swarmed by the town. "Don't I get a right to a last meal?"
"Well, it's not like we're doing a civilized execution but what are you thinking about?" asked Salsa annoyed.
Random thought about it for a moment: "Well… if I'm going to die anyways, then I would really like to get a ranch BLT grilled sandwich; hold the tomatoes. Add BBQ sauce, red onions and some swiss cheese. Give me a large shamrock shake and a large order of french fries to go with. It's pretty messy so I'd like an angus pouch with it."
"That's a McDonalds meal, isn't it?" asked Ayesinback, surprised.
"Why, yes. It was my favorite before everything was closed down."
"Oh, fine. If there's one good thing about fast food, then it's how speedy the delivery is." said Salsa and shrugged his shoulders.
And so as the town watched the accused gulf down his final meal, many couldn't help themselves envying him a little bit, while hiding their true feelings behind a face of disdain. Perhaps it was jealousy that fueled their rage as they had their way with him, once random was done with his meal.
[spoiler]Randomdudeperson, the vegetarian, never did like his all cauliflower diet.[/spoiler]
Day 4 is over.
Night 4 has begun.
Knowing how extensively huge you make your requests, if you'd dare pull a stunt like sending something like that, just as I'm applying my finishing touches on my narration, I would hunt you down and murder you.Why do people always send in requests, 10 minutes before narration is due?That's Why send in my requests on the first night.
I was already done writing it! :/
Knowing how extensively huge you make your requests, if you'd dare pull a stunt like sending something like that, just as I'm applying my finishing touches on my narration, I would hunt you down and murder you.Why do people always send in requests, 10 minutes before narration is due?That's Why send in my requests on the first night.
I was already done writing it! :/
While Roku was stealing my hat no doubt…
hold on I gotta go draw that.
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