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Narration!
You and your damn requests ><
"Harder! Faster!" yelled the tyrant of the gym, demanding more from his trainer.
"Why the hell did I pick you as a spotter?" groaned the Fitness trainer.
"Oh, we're just getting started." continued none other then Sportacus, the greatest sports champion that has ever existed and put his workout tape in the player.
"THAT'S TOO FAST!" cried the Fitness trainer, who was trying his best to keep up with the rhythm.
"So that's where the damn trainer's been hiding all this time." Caesar remarked as he peered through the steamed up window. "-I don't think we can take out two super powered buffs, you know."
B.K. thought about the situation for a moment, before remembering something and reaching into his pocket.
"What's this?" asked Caesar, when B.K. handed him the pamphlet.
"Just read it" remarked B.K.
"Let's see, what do you got here…" wondered the Pizza king as he looked through the text "… Burger King is proud to present the ultimate in wholesomeness; the Vegetarian Delight… I can't believe you would make something like that! I thought we were on the same side here!"
"Keep going." insinuated B.K.
Caesar muttered some foul mouthed words to himself before looking back at the paper. "… mutter… mutter… enriched fiber content… only organic handpicked tomatoes are used for… Diclaimer: The Mystery bread achieves its delightful fluffiness due to very high dosage of Baking Soda. Consumers are warned not to move excessively due to… Oh… OH… Oh, that's good."
"You're almost up to 1000!" shouted Sportacus, who was finishing his ten thousandth pull up, himself.
"I'm not sure if I can keep going like this…" whimpered the fitness trainer. "-I feel kinda funny."
"You can do it! Only 5 more to go!… 4… 3… 2… 1…"
Sportacus wasn't quite sure why he and the rest of the room was coated by the sudden red mist, until he looked over where the fitness trainer had just been standing.
[spoiler]Anthony Mercer, the Fitness trainer was a broken down man.[/spoiler]
"All right you!" yelled Caesar, while wielding a shotgun in his arms. "-Time to meat your maker… wait… where did he go!"
He got no response from B.K. who was still recovering from the bad pun but it appears that Sportacus has given them the slip.
"Dammit!" shouted Caesar, throwing the gun to the side "Why are these healthy people so god damn quick!"
As the twosome step out, they notice the clouds depart as a giant star destroyer, that's poorly disguised as a blue blimp coming cruising towards Townston. Flying by its sides were a swarm of 666 guitar wielding demons and at the nose of the craft stood Sportacus surfing the thing, while carrying a flaming claymore.
"That's the most unrealistic thing I've ever seen!" yelled Caesar annoyed. "There's no way, something that awesome could exist."
"And lets not even bring up the issue that Sportacus somehow managed to go from the gym to there in less then 10 seconds." argued B.K.
The combined dismissing powers of the two, were enough to cause the author to realize how stupid this was and quickly erased the whole thing from the tale, leaving poor Sportacus suspended in the air.
[spoiler]Salsa AKA Sportacus, really should have learned to fly.[/spoiler]
Night 5 is over.
Day 6 has begun.
Tried to recommend it to him myself but it didn't work either.@l33t—-More-tears-in-my-eyes!rofl!the-little-face-really-struck-me-funny,laughing-so-hard-atm!:PON SCREEN KEYBOARD!
Don't you be image dumping like I do. Must we remember what is in Mettaur's signature now?
No,actually-now-i-remember-someone-saying-something-about-an-online-key-board,but-when-i-read-it-i-was-really-tired-and-forgot-to-ask….how-do-i-accecss/obtain/reach/use/whatevs-such-a-device?
And-im-confused,so-i-just-want-to-clarify,bk-blew-up-one-person,and-ceasar-somehow-killed-the-other-person?
And-im-confused,so-i-just-want-to-clarify,bk-blew-up-one-person,and-ceasar-somehow-killed-the-other-person?Yes. Maybe I should have just have Caesar dismiss Salsa's creation.
And-im-confused,so-i-just-want-to-clarify,bk-blew-up-one-person,and-ceasar-somehow-killed-the-other-person?Yes. Maybe I should have just have Caesar dismiss Salsa's creation.
Also:
Start Menu > Accessories > "Accessibility" or "Ease of Access" or something to that extent > On-Screen Keyboard.
-Finally got my hands on a computer-
Sorry guys for the very late announcement.
My day was super busy; I spent all day at school in order to finish a project and then went to a meeting. Plan was to get home as soon as the meeting was over but I received a call from a friend that I haven't met in long time and he offered to meet up with some of my old buddies. I felt like I couldn't pass up a chance to meet up with them and I'm still there.
I'll probably be with them for couple of more hours and by then I'll be too tired to do the narration. We shall meet up again tomorrow.
Narration delayed.
All right. Don't see the point of waiting till midnight, since I delayed it last night. I'm expecting this to be the final day, resulting in a final narration next night:
Very belated narration!
During times of changes, classes tends to form between two sides. On one hand we have the promoters of said change. On the other are the ones who resist it.
The severity of these classes tend to differ between cases but the most ironic ones are those who attempt to go the "civil" route, through official means.
The French revolution is all about that irony, where extremists rebells took over and executed all the so called "enemies of the revolution", resulting in what is now known as the reign of terror. In the end many of biggest leaders of both sides found themselves in the guillotine, their deaths witnessed by cheering crowds, demanding justice.
Shirkersama couldn't help himself from drawing parallels between those events and the ones taking place today. Both the President of PETA and the Don had suffered the same fate that he himself was now experiencing, demonstrating how neither extremes were safe from the relentless mob who demanded more blood.
"I suppose we are our own worst enemy." thought Shirkesama to himself, as he received a disabling kick to his face before a pipe wielding villager vented his frustration on him.
A misguided hunger for blood will only cause this town to bleed out.
[spoiler]Shirkesama the Vegan has payed tribute to the justice of Townston.[/spoiler]
Day 6 is over.
Night 6 has begun.
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