Thread "Mafia XLI: Crash Landing" in forum "MAFIA... and other forum games"

Posted at 11:03PM, Mar. 16, 2011

Special HUMBUG News Bulletin

-FRO naval forces were beaten back in the quasi-strategic system of Quicken Alpha-1234321. They incurred heavy losses of three frigates and ten corvettes to our light losses of three hundred battleships, fifteen hundred cruisers, and three thousand lighter units. Suspected reason for withdrawal was exhaustion of munitions.

-The Miss HUMBUG Navy pageant has requested seventy2 to elaborate on his platform of flattering one-piece super-soldier suits for all the women currently in Townston Brigade 13666. There as also been some questions about his pants-optional policy, but declined to answer those questions at the time of this bulletin.

-The new mark 17 heavy armor has been rushed into service. Despite concerns over the effectiveness of the armor, the effectiveness has surpassed the previous mark 16 by 40 orders of magnitude at an effectiveness rating of 0.0004%.

-1337 master is reminded that since he was the first one to vote, he can request a drawing of his choice.

Thank you for paying attention to this HUMBUG News Bulletin.

All the People's Recruiter Lieutenant could do was cry at the stupidity of his nation's military.

Amazing that the news report fails to mention that a mass murderer is running for office.

Posted at 3:03AM, Mar. 17, 2011

Special HUMBUG News Bulletin
*stuffs*
Amazing that the news report fails to mention that a mass murderer is running for office.

Politics dear Watson, politics…

Posted at 3:03AM, Mar. 17, 2011

Everyone should pay attention to the Galactic news. I am important enough in the galaxy to be mentioned, yet none of the other candidates are anywhere near as important. Not even that mass-murdering TFGM.
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some of you are more familiar with one of my bigger customers.

She's awesome, and all her power comes from this suit. and another one, but that doesn't matter.

Posted at 5:03AM, Mar. 17, 2011

I'M RUNNING FOR FRIGGIN MAYOR OF SPACE!

I promise no pants! all to be revealed by my propaganda poster in due time.

A PEW PEW PEWing mayor with no pants? Some how — for some reason

NO

Where's BffSatan? @BffSatan: if you post some nice campaign posters I promise NOT to vote for you this time.

Posted at 5:03AM, Mar. 17, 2011

Hey, hey, hey, I'm here. Been at mo' fo'in uni all day.

Posted at 6:03AM, Mar. 17, 2011

Island, space, same diff' really.

Posted at 7:03AM, Mar. 17, 2011

Posted at 8:03AM, Mar. 17, 2011

@ the emotico robotico

ye neglected to state: be ye Humbug or resistance? or will we all be Lost? again

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as promised, definitely Not voting for BffSatan (and I question just how many potatoes remain to be shared . . . )

Posted at 10:03AM, Mar. 17, 2011

well here I am ladies and gents

Also I vote for The flying green monkey(told you I'd vote for ya next time)

Posted at 10:03AM, Mar. 17, 2011

Has anyone here been a astronaut? I have. Thank you hark for giving me the experience I need to say no one else has.

I'm not going to lie or change my mind this time. If I am elected Commander I will try my hardest to kill everyone of you so I will be the only one left standing and thus the first medic victory. But if I am elected as The Exec I will not try to kill everyone. And if I am not elected at all I will randomly protect someone each night until I am killed in the first night.

@Rengishi: Thank you sir. You are wise to choose the mass murder/bringer of bloodbaths/the miracle worker/ other titles I don't actually have.

Posted at 10:03AM, Mar. 17, 2011

-1337 master is reminded that since he was the first one to vote, he can request a drawing of his choice.

A potato on fire that's shooting a zombie.

Just Saiyan.

Posted at 10:03AM, Mar. 17, 2011

Votes and actions need to be PQ'd to me to be official.

Now if you'll excuse me, I have to make sure the maintenance crew doesn't try and put lemonade in the hydrogen tanks again.

well here I am ladies and gents

Also I vote for The flying green monkey(told you I'd vote for ya next time)

Posted at 10:03AM, Mar. 17, 2011

Mayor Elections:

I Am The 1337 Master: (1)
Propaganda Poster Bonus

TheFlyingGreenMonkey: (3)Second
TheFlyingGreenMonkey
(Very Disturbing) Propaganda Poster Bonus
crocty

A Reaver: (4)LEAD
A Reaver
Propaganda Poster Bonus
gullas
ayesinback

Mettaur: (2)
Mettaur
Propaganda Poster Bonus

seventy2: (1)
(Mildly Disturbing) Propaganda Poster Bonus

BffSatan: (2)
BffSatan
Propaganda Poster Bonus

Wow. Mass Murders for the win!

Posted at 1:03PM, Mar. 17, 2011

Mayor Elections:

I Am The 1337 Master: (1)
Propaganda Poster Bonus

TheFlyingGreenMonkey: (3)Second
TheFlyingGreenMonkey
(Very Disturbing) Propaganda Poster Bonus
crocty

A Reaver: (4)LEAD
A Reaver
Propaganda Poster Bonus
gullas
ayesinback

Mettaur: (2)
Mettaur
Propaganda Poster Bonus

seventy2: (1)
(Mildly Disturbing) Propaganda Poster Bonus

BffSatan: (2)
BffSatan
Propaganda Poster Bonus
Wow. Mass Murders for the win!

Its the robot legion. They want them on their side.Ill tell you all my role if I get elected.
Also Im drunk.

Posted at 1:03PM, Mar. 17, 2011

Guys, c'mon. Vote for me. After all… I'm just a girl, standing in front of a boy, asking him to love her.

Posted at 1:03PM, Mar. 17, 2011

DAY 1 NARRATION

The day had been long and hard, but not in a dirty way.
Keep your minds out of the gutter people.

A Reaver felt the sun beating down relentlessly on the back of his neck.
Soon he would have revenge on that accursed globe of fire that tormented him.
Soon his people would rise up and reclaim what was once theirs.

The Flying Green Monkey had already arrived abroad his flying space goat, a vessel more ancient than time itself.
He surveyed the band of pathetic misfits before him.
"Only a mad man would try to lead such fools!" He cursed "But in the kingdom of the ants, the magnifying glass is god…OLD TESTAMENT STYLE!"

Niccea wept.

It was already too late for BFFSatan, but bitterness drove him onward. Bitterness and hate for all living things.
Soon they would pay for what they had done to him. He would bring them dragging and screaming down to his wretched level and make them stare up with blind eyes at an uncaring
sky.
"Could I have more ice cream?" He whined.
I Am The 1337 Master hurried to serve him (it was, after all, his restaurant ever since his brother moved away) but slipped on the banana peal rengishi had so carelessly discarded the night before.
1337 master struggled to remain standing, but the battle against his own misaligned center of gravity was futile and he plunged forward, covering BFFSatan in freezing cold dairy goodness.
"I will have justice yet!" Scream BFFSatan, but in truth they all knew this was a lie.

"Enough of this shadow games and silent moves!" Ayesinblack screamed in exasperation "The Dice is cast!!!"

[spoiler]SEVENTY2 is the new mayor.[/spoiler]

But they were not alone, for the world was changing even as they tried to conceive of it within their twisted imaginnings.

[spoiler]Gullas is the new pardoner.[/spoiler]

DAY 1 IS OVER

NIGHT 1 HAS BEGUN!

Send all actions to Salsa.

Posted at 1:03PM, Mar. 17, 2011

HOWD THAT EVEN HAPPEN?!
Oh well. Since Im the only space Irish person here id like to say happy space Patrick's day.

Posted at 1:03PM, Mar. 17, 2011

It was a pretty surprising result, I will give you that.

Posted at 1:03PM, Mar. 17, 2011

DID GULLAS EVEN RUN?!