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TFGM versus Product Placement
Last I checked, my name wasn't spelled "Product Placement."
Indeed. Get your facts right Salsa.

You're my rival, remember?

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Indeed. Get your facts right Salsa.

You're my rival, remember?
It's increasingly sounding like Product Placement vs. All Those Other People. It's a dangerous road, man, since apparently everyone who isn't in my rivalry thinks that rivalry means "kill that other person for no reason." o_o;;

I'm at a loss as to why we're lynching Mettaur, but I don't think he's the Schlockinator so sure, whatever. I hadn't the heart to campaign as usual, although I am almost certainly correct about the clues for the attack on me, so I'll be content enough to die. Especially if I die because of Crocty. Dying dramatically is also part of rivalry, I think.

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Okay people, kill the only guy that can save you from fiery doom.

I'm telling you guys, honest to god, I swear on the constant horrors and carnage of humanity, I'm just a grunt. On my faith even, that's all I am!

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It's increasingly sounding like Product Placement vs. All Those Other People. It's a dangerous road, man, since apparently everyone who isn't in my rivalry thinks that rivalry means "kill that other person for no reason." o_o;;
Since when did I start becoming everyone's rival?

And why is rivalry such a hot topic now? Surely this can only result in grudge territory.

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Day 2 Narration

Ochitsukanai was lead out to the gallows to the slow beat of an owl skin drum.
She said nothing as the nose was placed around her neck.
"The music of your death will be sweeter even than the sound of sticks against stretched, nocturnal avian skin" stated Product placement, his hand around the release lever.

Ochisukanai glared at him with eyes full of bitterness.
"You can kill me, but remember, with me gone who will polish the penguins?"

"The penguin -polisher? Thats you?" Product placement recoiled in horror. "My god, what am I doing? We've got to stop, before its too late!"

Rokulily was about to agree, but yet another discarded banana skin was to change the fate of the town forever.
As her weight came down on it she slid forever, crashing into product placements back with full force.
He in turn was thrust forward onto the lever.

The trap door fell open with a crash that was followed only moments later with the terrible snap of Ochitsukanai's neck being broken.

"NOOOOOOOOOOOO!" Scream product placement, doing a really good Darth Vader impression.

Unfortunately this only served to remind everyone of how crappy the end of episode 3 was (seriously, it didn't even make anysense!)
This compounded with the knowledge that their penguins would be dirty and scuffed for ever, meant this would be a dark day for townston
[spoiler]
Ochitsukanai The Penguin Polisher is dead.[/spoiler]

Day 2 is over
Night 2 has begun.

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I'm at a loss as to why we're lynching Mettaur, but I don't think he's the Schlockinator so sure, whatever.
I'm actually wondering about this myself. I decided to check out the election results and 5 people have voted for him, while few others have received one vote. Nothing concrete has been said that would warrant this dedicated voting so if Mettaur turns out to be innocent, I'm going to treat the voters with suspicion.

The INFINTOPS guy should definitely check up on that election.

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Clearly, Hark is telling us that we should be looking for bird products

owl skin
avian skin
polished penguins

that spells Rengishi

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Interesting, but how about we stick with saving my ass first?

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Interesting, but how about we stick with saving my ass first?
My god, you're right! You may be guilty, but your donkey companion has no part in these matters!

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Honestly, the strongest evidence I've seen points at 1337 as the Black Marketeer.

But I don't want to vote that way because he IS Roku's rival, she's dead, and she was killed by the shlock-guy, so lynching 1337 and he's the schlock-guy and not the marketeer would possibly take out a townie.

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Voting is closed, Narration in about an hour.

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You know… there's someone out there who already knows who the sclock guy is, since he got attacked last night.

That also means that he could die the next night, since his attacker would probably want to finish the job the next night.

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I always give people 100% support.
I never waver in my support EVER!
So since I voted mettaur for mayor, it makes sense that I should always vote for him for everything.
That is called staying the course!

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I always give people 100% support.
I never waver in my support EVER!
So since I voted mettaur for mayor, it makes sense that I should always vote for him for everything.
That is called staying the course!
Wow, this definitely proves that cats are absolutely loyal. Well, mutiny it is then? I guess I'mma going to heaven then, where there aren't any strippers or hooch…gaddamnit.

At least I'll get some RokuCake! I've been jittery ever since we lost our source of baked goods.

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I always give people 100% support.
I never waver in my support EVER!
So since I voted mettaur for mayor, it makes sense that I should always vote for him for everything.
That is called staying the course!
Ahh, gotta love democracy!

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Narration

"Well, it seems we have some traitors and troublemakers in our midst," the People's Recruiter Lieutenant began, all the while glaring at harkovast, who had hijacked the intercom no less than three times in 36 hours, "So in order to deal with this, we will first deal with the troublemakers!"

His eyes swept the assembled troops.

"Bring me Private third-class Harkovast," shouted the Lieutenant as his eyes fell upon his target.

The private struggled all the way up to the dais where People's Recruiter Lieutenant (LMG) Salsa stood.

"YOU CAN'T PROVE NUTHIN'!"

"I don't have to," replied Salsa as he pulled out a set of shears and…
well


[spoiler]
Harkovast has been shaved!
[/spoiler]

The private shivered from raw fury and a sudden draft as he marched back to his place in the assembled troops.

"Also, one of you has been accused of treason!"

"It was Ayes!"

"NOT ME! It was 1337!"

"NO WAIT! IT HAS TO BE ENSIGN WETTAUR!"

"YEAH," roared the assembled troops.

Ensign Mettaur struggled to shift the blame to someone else, to seventy2, but to no avail. The troops hauled him up to the dais that the Lieutenant stood on.

"I didn't do anything!" the ensign squeaked.

"Sure ya didn't said the Lieutenant as he pulled out his pistol.

[spoiler]
Ensign Mettaur the grunt and Executive Officer is now the headless ensign.
[/spoiler]

Elsewhere the Black Ops specialist pulls out a note that came with his weapon:

"Sorry, we only could afford one bullet."


Day 2 is over
Night 2 begins

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Add this lynch to the video.

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Don't look at me. I voted for TFGM.

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I'm at a loss as to why we're lynching Mettaur, but I don't think he's the Schlockinator so sure, whatever.
I'm actually wondering about this myself. I decided to check out the election results and 5 people have voted for him, while few others have received one vote. Nothing concrete has been said that would warrant this dedicated voting so if Mettaur turns out to be innocent, I'm going to treat the voters with suspicion.

The INFINTOPS guy should definitely check up on that election.
-Bump-

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And Rengishi's picture since he was the first one to vote.

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On the other edge of town, the tank driver and the other medic enjoyed a game of chess. Night 1 is over All Day watch personnel, report for Day 2.


The medic that protected the tank during Night 1 should protect them again. Its the medic didn't protect Ochi the first night. They should also message him cause the narrative tells them he's innocent.

Im the quartermaster so I was told a definite role when the game started. I know for certain who the detective is so were working together.

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Good call. I failed to notice this myself.

This made me examine that narration some more and I realized that the black marketer protected someone as well.

Doesn't this mean that someone voted against his will?

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Since when did I start becoming everyone's rival?
Because the life of a game master requires you to make enemies.

…and of course you have to one up me.

…Jerk.

Honestly, the strongest evidence I've seen points at 1337 as the Black Marketeer.

But I don't want to vote that way because he IS Roku's rival, she's dead, and she was killed by the shlock-guy, so lynching 1337 and he's the schlock-guy and not the marketeer would possibly take out a townie.
So why lynch me?

I mean I wasted my lynch vote so how could I possibly be an evil guy?

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