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Indeed. Get your facts right Salsa.It's increasingly sounding like Product Placement vs. All Those Other People. It's a dangerous road, man, since apparently everyone who isn't in my rivalry thinks that rivalry means "kill that other person for no reason." o_o;;
You're my rival, remember?
It's increasingly sounding like Product Placement vs. All Those Other People. It's a dangerous road, man, since apparently everyone who isn't in my rivalry thinks that rivalry means "kill that other person for no reason." o_o;;Since when did I start becoming everyone's rival?
Day 2 Narration
Ochitsukanai was lead out to the gallows to the slow beat of an owl skin drum.
She said nothing as the nose was placed around her neck.
"The music of your death will be sweeter even than the sound of sticks against stretched, nocturnal avian skin" stated Product placement, his hand around the release lever.
Ochisukanai glared at him with eyes full of bitterness.
"You can kill me, but remember, with me gone who will polish the penguins?"
"The penguin -polisher? Thats you?" Product placement recoiled in horror. "My god, what am I doing? We've got to stop, before its too late!"
Rokulily was about to agree, but yet another discarded banana skin was to change the fate of the town forever.
As her weight came down on it she slid forever, crashing into product placements back with full force.
He in turn was thrust forward onto the lever.
The trap door fell open with a crash that was followed only moments later with the terrible snap of Ochitsukanai's neck being broken.
"NOOOOOOOOOOOO!" Scream product placement, doing a really good Darth Vader impression.
Unfortunately this only served to remind everyone of how crappy the end of episode 3 was (seriously, it didn't even make anysense!)
This compounded with the knowledge that their penguins would be dirty and scuffed for ever, meant this would be a dark day for townston
[spoiler]
Ochitsukanai The Penguin Polisher is dead.[/spoiler]
Day 2 is over
Night 2 has begun.
I'm at a loss as to why we're lynching Mettaur, but I don't think he's the Schlockinator so sure, whatever.I'm actually wondering about this myself. I decided to check out the election results and 5 people have voted for him, while few others have received one vote. Nothing concrete has been said that would warrant this dedicated voting so if Mettaur turns out to be innocent, I'm going to treat the voters with suspicion.
Honestly, the strongest evidence I've seen points at 1337 as the Black Marketeer.
But I don't want to vote that way because he IS Roku's rival, she's dead, and she was killed by the shlock-guy, so lynching 1337 and he's the schlock-guy and not the marketeer would possibly take out a townie.
I always give people 100% support.Wow, this definitely proves that cats are absolutely loyal. Well, mutiny it is then? I guess I'mma going to heaven then, where there aren't any strippers or hooch…gaddamnit.
I never waver in my support EVER!
So since I voted mettaur for mayor, it makes sense that I should always vote for him for everything.
That is called staying the course!
Narration
"Well, it seems we have some traitors and troublemakers in our midst," the People's Recruiter Lieutenant began, all the while glaring at harkovast, who had hijacked the intercom no less than three times in 36 hours, "So in order to deal with this, we will first deal with the troublemakers!"
His eyes swept the assembled troops.
"Bring me Private third-class Harkovast," shouted the Lieutenant as his eyes fell upon his target.
The private struggled all the way up to the dais where People's Recruiter Lieutenant (LMG) Salsa stood.
"YOU CAN'T PROVE NUTHIN'!"
"I don't have to," replied Salsa as he pulled out a set of shears and…
well
[spoiler]
Harkovast has been shaved!
[/spoiler]
The private shivered from raw fury and a sudden draft as he marched back to his place in the assembled troops.
"Also, one of you has been accused of treason!"
"It was Ayes!"
"NOT ME! It was 1337!"
"NO WAIT! IT HAS TO BE ENSIGN WETTAUR!"
"YEAH," roared the assembled troops.
Ensign Mettaur struggled to shift the blame to someone else, to seventy2, but to no avail. The troops hauled him up to the dais that the Lieutenant stood on.
"I didn't do anything!" the ensign squeaked.
"Sure ya didn't said the Lieutenant as he pulled out his pistol.
[spoiler]
Ensign Mettaur the grunt and Executive Officer is now the headless ensign.
[/spoiler]
Elsewhere the Black Ops specialist pulls out a note that came with his weapon:
"Sorry, we only could afford one bullet."
Day 2 is over
Night 2 begins
-Bump-I'm at a loss as to why we're lynching Mettaur, but I don't think he's the Schlockinator so sure, whatever.I'm actually wondering about this myself. I decided to check out the election results and 5 people have voted for him, while few others have received one vote. Nothing concrete has been said that would warrant this dedicated voting so if Mettaur turns out to be innocent, I'm going to treat the voters with suspicion.
The INFINTOPS guy should definitely check up on that election.
On the other edge of town, the tank driver and the other medic enjoyed a game of chess. Night 1 is over All Day watch personnel, report for Day 2.
Since when did I start becoming everyone's rival?Because the life of a game master requires you to make enemies.
Honestly, the strongest evidence I've seen points at 1337 as the Black Marketeer.So why lynch me?
But I don't want to vote that way because he IS Roku's rival, she's dead, and she was killed by the shlock-guy, so lynching 1337 and he's the schlock-guy and not the marketeer would possibly take out a townie.
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