Seventy2, everytime you think you get away, tv tropes will pull you back in!
I would laugh so hard if I survived tonight. I know I wont, because I am 90% I am attacking the wrong person and a further 90% that he van helsing has the item to stop me anyway. But what the heck! I'll go down swinging like a champ!
Seventy2, everytime you think you get away, tv tropes will pull you back in!
I would laugh so hard if I survived tonight. I know I wont, because I am 90% I am attacking the wrong person and a further 90% that he van helsing has the item to stop me anyway. But what the heck! I'll go down swinging like a champ!
woa, that would be like the second time or something, that you're actually been killed in game :O *needs moar popcorn for the show*
Seventy2, everytime you think you get away, tv tropes will pull you back in!
I would laugh so hard if I survived tonight. I know I wont, because I am 90% I am attacking the wrong person and a further 90% that he van helsing has the item to stop me anyway. But what the heck! I'll go down swinging like a champ!
Uhm… That's not exactly fair. I voted 100% mafia this game.
Sorry. I was angry when I wrote that. It was the frustration of not being able to help convince everyone to vote for monkey and hark and the realization that despite D_Dudes announcement that he had received a confirmation about their identities that so many ended up voting for someone else.
Night 3 A dark shadow sweeps the streets. They knew what needed to be done and they were going to do it. It was high time a certain person got what was coming to them…
Meanwhile that person who was getting something coming to them was busy ending a relationship.
“Look, it’s just not working. There are certain thing I need that you keep prevent from happening, and if this keeps up I just might DIE. And, quite frankly, I will ALWAYS choose my life over a relationship. Goodbye.â€
“!â€
The man walked outside. It had been tough but that’s life… Or would it be unlife? He had to get used to this since he would soon be joining the ranks of vampires. Sparkly gits…
“Have you cast the unclean away?†asked a shadowy figure.
“Yeah, the garlics gone alright. So, I guess I ready to drink blood and sparkle and all that crazy vampire stuff.â€
“That’s too bad.â€
“Um? Why?â€
“Cause I’m not going to turn you into a vampire. Somebody like you? Ha, we vampires are more honorably, always ready for a fight. You’d just fold… No -tonight I kill you!â€
“NO! I LEFT MY GARLIC FOR YOU! How could you do this to me?!â€
“Easyâ€, said the vampire hoisting the hapless mortal into the air by his arm. “Like this.†He craned his neck to bite into the victims throat…
But a strange smell stopped him cold in his tracks.
“Uh-wha?†said the vampire dropping his meal down. “Is that… Is that garlic?â€
It indeed was. The garlic had refused the previous rejection and somehow tailed her man saving him from his grim demise.
“NO! I’VE BEEN FOILED!†cursed the vampire vanishing into the night.
The man ran to the garlic and picked it up in a loving embrace.
“Oh baby! I’ll never leave you again!†wept the person, either from distress or the intense fumes from the garlic. “I want to spend the rest of my life with you! Let’s get married!â€
But alas, even though the town had a cathedral there was never a minister so the two had to settle on a common law marriage since the mayor refused to agree to such a bizarre union. [spoiler] Whoever that was GOT AWAY! And sorta hitched[/spoiler]
A vampire was feeling pretty alone right now… I mean hanging out with another vampire was pretty cool but he couldn’t really hang with the townies anymore and his bud had other stuff to do this night. Man what a drag.
“Man is sucks being alone.â€
“Yeah it does…†said the vampire. Wait! He hadn’t said that first part! Who?
“Hey, hello.â€
“Um, hi. Uh, what are you doing here?â€
“Just felt lonely so I want for a walk. Ended up here. Are you a vampire? I kinda wish I could be a vampire.â€
“Um. I could turn you but it’s not all that great. I mean, sometimes you sparkle, and people want you dead, and blood just kinda tastes really nasty.â€
“Listen, you need a friend and I need a friend. So just turn me already.â€
The vampire shrugged. Hey, misery loves company, tragedy is the best teacher, and vampires make the best BFFs (when they don’t want your blood). Who was he to upset nature? [spoiler]Aww, it’s a baby! Vampire that is…[/spoiler]
It was a dark and stormy night… It wasn’t really but the Van Helsing thought it just sounded better like that. Maybe a little dorky but classic.
The Van Helsing spotted a figure lurking in an alley way and thought to themselves, it’s time to take care of business. However when they pounced upon the figure they found out it was just some bum and his cardboard box.
“Hey! You’re the Van Helsing right? Wow, I gotta tell ya, that was some kill you pulled last night. Real grade-A stuff! Good job!†cheered the hobo happy to meet the towns hidden hero.
“It was just accident really. But thanks. I’m doing a little work on the whole town thing tonight too.â€
“Really! Going to finish those monsters in at last? That’s great! Guy like me, living on the streets gotta lot to worry about with monster prowling around!â€
“Oh I bet… Say… You’re just a hobo right?â€
“Yup. 100% hobo townie is me! Though I do have a super sentient computer in my physics-defying cardboard box!â€
“That’s very nice but I have to kill you now.â€
“B-but why?â€
“Because last night I was nearly burned to a crisp trying to find someone who could help me and my only partner died trying to kill a baddie. And you know what? This town may just be not worth saving. Oh I promise that the Nosferatu WILL die… But my revenge needs to have a little bit more color, something spectacular. So I just need to help even the odds so when I pull through, well, it’ll be amazing.â€
“These are people’s LIVES! You can’t just DO this to us!†cried the hobo looking around desperately for a weapon to defend himself with.
The Van Helsing toke the dagger that they had been saving for a one on one werewolf encounter and plunged into the hobo’s chest.
“Just did. Sorry, but I gotta plan. And no amount of crying is going to stop me.†[spoiler]Waff the townie is DEAD[/spoiler]
A silent witness watched the slaughter. He had sworn to protect the Van Helsing sure that they would, in turn, protect the town. But this new development was… Unsettling… What will tomorrow bring? Night 3 is over! Let Day 4 begin!
Van Helsing has betrayed the town! He is purposefully killing townies now! I demand the mayor reveal his identity so we can end this new menace! He is obviously not on the side of the town anymore, so why keep protecting him?
Van Helsing has betrayed the town! He is purposefully killing townies now! I demand the mayor reveal his identity so we can end this new menace! He is obviously not on the side of the town anymore, so why keep protecting him?
Therealtj, I want the guy exposed, why would I be asking D_Dude to expose ME? I would just do it myself if I wanted you to know my role. D_Dude is the mayor and he knows and since Van Helsing has gone rogue, we need to know who he is so we can get rid of him.
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