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Who the 'ell did that? I thought… damn. I guess I can't die yet, seeing as there is yet another good deed to be done. Saddle up yer Scorpions men! We're going grabber huntin! Damn, and I thought Girdershade was bad. Rokulily, if you do need a safe haven, the Vault is always open. We also have cute piggies, and they guard vault people with their lives. And the pigs have skin a strong as steel, and razor sharp teeth when they sense evil. So you would be safe, or I could just get some of my people to watch ya', and make sure nothin' happens. Need help? Either the Vault and guard pigs. Or a Vault escort. Hell, ain't got anything better to do, might as well be a gent and help a lady in danger. But if you want no help, that's fine, I'll just occupy my time by drinking at the bar.
We also have cute piggies, and they guard vault people with their lives. And the pigs have skin a strong as steel, and razor sharp teeth when they sense evil.
Great! Now, all that little piggy needs is two meals a day, and lots of love. Can you do that?
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And I didn't even ask fer any caps, I'm a good person. Now, If you ever have trouble anymore, just tell me. I'll be here on my scorpion faster than Moriarty takes advantage of an oblivious patron. You take care now, I'm going to search the wastes with Ninja fer more loot to stock up the store. Man, I think this is good, I got a drinkin buddy, we gots a store, I'm makin' a Boat-load of caps, and I'm doing lots of good deeds. Now I should probably help clean up this town. Kroatz, even if you ain't a Talon, you still is evil, and the Regulators don't stand fer this kinda violence and terror you 'ave caused. Lynch the deathclaw! Plus, proof that heis the evil Talon we all know he is. I am the goddamn Regulator (or as you all like to call it, the goddamn batman), and I know he can't be a good man. I mean, he lead a witch-hunt against me for no reason! Why would someone, with no clues to explain, blame someone else? Because they are a Talon (Mafia) that want to draw attention away from themselves! Get him!
So, anyone agree to my logic against Kroatz and his random accusing? I thought we were done with this type of accusation of innocents when Hark died, is Kroatz trying to carry on the tradition? Is he trying to get innocents killed, bleeding us out, until only him and the Talons are left? Don't fall for it, be smart! Lynch Kroatz! Whose with me?
Oh and… Haha Monkey lost his pants!I had pants?
So, sending the meat shields after me, then usin' the rope, whatstha matter, afraid to get yer hands dirtied, you dirt belly coward! Fight me like a man, you corrupt and sly little monkey! Or are you too scared? Going to use the rope, lets just fight man to man, I challenge you sir!
There was also an incident involving a would-be molester, rokulily, and a fresh skillet full of cornbread.
badass unicorns saving rokulilies since ever. thank you badass unicorn… thank you
So, sending the meat shields after me, then usin' the rope, whatstha matter, afraid to get yer hands dirtied, you dirt belly coward! Fight me like a man, you corrupt and sly little monkey! Or are you too scared? Going to use the rope, lets just fight man to man, I challenge you sir!Well sir considering I'm just a townie with no killing power I can't kill you. Besides I'm an elected official! Why would I soil my hands at something I'm not good at when I have experts to do it for me? Experts that enjoy their job :D
WAIT! *Pant pant* Been gone a while… so far to run… *AHEM* Lets all be reasonable folks here… AND GET THAT SUNUVA B!+<# RANDOM!
Why you ask? Well lets let a professor dissect the sitcheation…
trust him, he has a lab jacket… AND is devilishly hansom….
Also @Rokulily: Alive or dead, I made a promise, and iffin its protection you need, come find me, I'm always around, withhin my wits… and more importantly an arsenal that'd fighten a military official. Also, was that me I saw in the corner of that comic… I can't recall what happened after my morning corn bread…
He's right, I suppose, we should try to settle this in a civil and honorable manner. Now, you Monkey, do you accept my challenge of a fight? Or will you still shy away from an actual threat? Show that the people that elected you weren't wrong, prove yourself to be honorable, and fight me!
Hey same, Ninja, Your pics aren't showing up.
He's right, I suppose, we should try to settle this in a civil and honorable manner. Now, you Monkey, do you accept my challenge of a fight?
And I still to this day do not know how he managed to snatch all of us, the gallows themselves, and most of the townfolks clothes. He truly is the master of thieves. Which makes em a big threat, plus the fact that he may try to humiliate the Mayor again…and you're all going after me? The sentimental hero? When there is a pants snatcher on the loose?
Rokulily, with that there little piggy, you have nothing to fear. But, uh, if you didn't have extra clothing with ya, we do have a clothing and armor shop at the Vault, right next to the Weapons Store. We got loads of gear, jumpsuits, business suits, metal armor, power armor, anything you could ever possibly need, or just want to show off that you got an outfit with such impressive stats. So come on down to the old Armor Store, were we have all you could ever need! And just in-case you don't feel confident about the little piggy (Even though he is virtually the best defense evah), we have a weapons store right next to the clothing store.
You know, I never have actually eaten pork, two reasons. One, religion. Second, I like pigs. Not as food, but as animals, they are foragers, excellent ones at that, and have emotions. Some piggies even cry. They are actually very intelligent and can love owners, I'm talking about real life here. So go wallow is shame, you pork-eaters!
Some of the clothing we just got in: Vault Jumpsuit
Vault Riot Armor, helmet included
Proto-type Medic Power Armor
Enclave Power Armor
And Lego Power Armor
We also got some Raider Armor, loads of it recently, but I don't think you would be interested in that at all. Well, it may seem like a long list, but that is because it is all of the items in my shop inventory for clothing. So, need anything?
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