Salsa you couldn't handle my sexyness even if you had an atomic mech suit. That is how sexy I am. I'm so sexy I need a gaint censor bar to cover my whole body! I'm so sexy I make Brad Pitt have body issues. If I don't compliment myself no one will T.T
Start publishing on
DD Comics!
Advertise with us
MAFIA... and other forum games
Mafia XXIV WILD WILD WEST
I think that one statement he just made is reason enough to kill him.
Lets not bring worship of living mortals into this, alright? I thought I was supposed to be the one that acted like a crazy. So, I guess I should sleep, but I'm going to stick around, see what you all have to say. And Rokulily, need anything, glad to help. On my honor as a Regulator!
Pathetic. You know my pigs are indestructible, so then why would you even attempt to trick me into thinking its one of my piggies? Pathetic, I guess nothing to do but send out a notice fer a critter abusing flasher, bounty going out on 10 caps! Yeah, you're not really worth that much. Why don't you go, take yer LOZ sword, and just give yerself a damn haircut!
Ohoho, and I'm the one ruining the thread? This ain't TD High! This is Mafia Games, show some respect to the great writing, teamwork, strategy, emotion, and awesome art here! Or I send the pigs after you. 
Pathetic. You know my pigs are indestructible, so then why would you even attempt to trick me into thinking its one of my piggies? Pathetic, I guess nothing to do but send out a notice fer a critter abusing flasher, bounty going out on 10 caps! Yeah, you're not really worth that much. Why don't you go, take yer LOZ sword, and just give yerself a damn haircut!
I gotta go to college in a minute so ill draw a pic later. Needless to say a frag grenade up the butt. Also i know what you look like. Ive seen THE WIKIA!!!
Then you'd know I don't really give much of a flying F— about mating right now since I'm 15? Not time for me to be concerned about that yet, plus would a true hero take a maiden unwillingly after saving her? In fact, that seems wrong. Save a person, they shouldn't then have to reward you. A true hero declines rewards that he does not need.
And…you do WHAT to a girl when…a frag grenade in the…you sir, have very serious problems. Very serious. And I don't see myself as a knight, mostly due to the fact that I am Jewish, and knights were warriors of the Christian Code. Ignorant pig hating perv!
Thanks Kroatz, that could've gotten out of control. Anyways, selling tickets to the Fatal Forum game, Forum Fighters! Tonights match is between a simulated Knight versus a simulated Samurai! Who will win? Who would win? Come one and come all, flock to the Vault fer another match of Forum Fighters! Tickets cost 10 caps, better than the 26 caps that hobo has people pay to watch him mug guys. So who wants to see the most realistic battle to the death that includes a knight and a samurai? Also, I stayed up all knight, I got no sleep, and I have to go to school soon. My day is going to suck probably. Well, you sacrifice when you help others.
Keep the promotion to a minimum too please… both of fallout and of Forum fighters and of the wasteland. you´re worse than Harkovast…
And you didn´t help anyone, you just posted some words on an internet forum. Wooptiedoo. ;P
Anyways…
I'm not able to post any images for the Mafia.
Well then, if i helped no one, then why is Same making such a big deal over it? It's not even his business, so then why the 'ell is he getting involved anyways? I ain't no white knight of the internet, I'm just not a total ass at every chance i get. I am just getting confused here… And the self-promotion thing, with Hark gone I thought someone would have to carry on in his fo- I mean, paw prints. In honor of our usual crazy, who didn't even get to finish promoting his own comic, as the noose snapped his neck just before the advertisement was complete. Yeah, I like writing, creative writing is a good challenge fer the mind.
Salsa you couldn't handle my sexyness even if you had an atomic mech suit. That is how sexy I am. I'm so sexy I need a gaint censor bar to cover my whole body! I'm so sexy I make Brad Pitt have body issues. If I don't compliment myself no one will T.T
Sorry, I just don't find men sexy.
No Same, just…no. That has to be the most disturbing thing I have ever heard, and really, that is too far. I calmed down about that terrorist thing, I understand it wasn't meant in an insulting way, but you just went too far. You Same, you suck. No, honestly, you suck.
Narration
Jninjashadow was stumbling home from the saloon, drunk as a skunk. He hadn't a care in the world, except the shadow creeping up behind him.
"YEHAW! DANCE! BUDDYBOY, DANCE!" HE shouted at jninja as he fired randomly at the drunk's feet.
"Dancing is HERESY!!" Jninja shouted as he reached for his Bolter, which he left at home, then his chainsword, which was also at home, and finally his krak grenade, which he used on some tumbleweed.
He knew he was dead.
Then the gunman's brain were splattered all over him.
[spoiler]
Randomdudeperson the Hired Gun is dead!
[/spoiler]
Jninja was about to thank his savior when some city slicker with nuclear fire in his eyes shot him in the belly.
"Die." was all the shooter said.
[spoiler]
Kroatz the Marshall just went to that big BBQ in the sky.
[/spoiler]
Across town, Musty Bill was trying to off same again. This would be the perfect capper to this rounds crime spree. Guess stealing the guys to be lynched, the gallows, and most of the women's clothing, while they were wearing them, wasn't enough. Just one bullet, one to rot in his head. Breath easy, hold, and pull the trigger.
[spoiler]
Same the Deputy has a hole in his head
[/spoiler]
Night two's over, Day three is here.
LYNCH VOTE
Mettaur: 3
TFGM
^his mayorness
KillerBob
Advertise with us
DDComics is community owned.
The following patrons help keep the lights on. You can support DDComics on Patreon.
- Banes
- JustNoPoint
- RMccool
- Abt_Nihil
- Gunwallace
- cresc
- PaulEberhardt
- Emma_Clare
- FunctionCreep
- SinJinsoku
- Smkinoshita
- jerrie
- Chickfighter
- Andreas_Helixfinger
- Tantz_Aerine
- Genejoke
- Davey Do
- Gullas
- Roma
- NanoCritters
- Teh Andeh
- Peipei
- Digital_Genesis
- Hushicho
- Palouka
- Cheeko
- Paneltastic
- L.C.Stein
- Zombienomicon
- Dpat57
- Bravo1102
- TheJagged
- LoliGen
- OrcGirl
- Fallopiancrusader
- Arborcides
- ChipperChartreuse
- Mogtrost
- InkyMoondrop
- jgib99
- Call me tom
- OrGiveMeDeath_Ind
- Mks_monsters
- GregJ
- HawkandFloAdventures
- Soushiyo