[quote="PoorBoyBlues]Well anyways, Salsa I want an epic battle. Not like the one with seventy2. That was more gore than epic. I want EPIC.
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What, a man-on-man fight with one of the Emperor's finest wasn't enough for you?
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Mafia XXIV WILD WILD WEST
Hey 1337, you ended up here also? Whoa, how many Townies went down to here?Been dead for a while. Didn't I have a whole I'm going to hell speech with ya? Or maybe that was with myself…yeah it was with myself.
THEY ALL DIE. (inside joke)
- The (ONCE AGAIN) STILL DEAD 1337 Master
So Ninja, how many of them dead townies and bandits are down here anyways?one, two, three… ALL OF US DEAD!!! The whole bloody town's down here excluding our viking bound friend Roku, PoorBoyBill and the Tyrant-Mayor of the DAMNED!
Oh and, TFGM, if your reading this… I am actually in awe of you good sir. You actually did it. You killed the whole bloody town. Well done! I'm impressed! I award you with a treasured "Gary Busy award for Dangerous Insanity/ Awesomeness"!
Previous winners include myself, Old Man Higgins, Teddy Rosevelt, and Gary Coleman
Narration
TFGM and PBB were helpless as the great and mighty Salsa towered over them in his majestic GM-y might. The fools could only pray as he ready to end their miserable existence.
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Salsa the GM has Ended the game!
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more to come. sorry for the lateness.
Narration
TFGM woke in a cold sweat. He looked around, everything was as it should be. He got ready and headed to the Saloon for a little TLC. He was shocked and appalled that the saloon owner had no showgirls to give him, since the last one had been run off by PBB.
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TFGM the showgirl-less Mayor is not happy
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The Final Epic Narration of Epic Epic-ness
It was just the two of them now. PoorBoyBlues and TheFlyingGreenMonkey, all that was left of the once booming town of Townston. PoorBoyBlues had chased off the last of the showgirls, and that was an offence that TheFlyingGreenMonkey could not forgive. At noon, PoorBoyBlues was going to die, in the most epic way possible.
PoorBoyBlues was hungover from his encounter with the showgirl last night. He swore up and down that he would never accept a drink from a pretty girl, especially if the name included the words "dead", "Liver-buster", "Fire", or "Pangalactic Gargle Blaster". He walked to the kitchen of the house he had taken up residence in. He pulled out a skillet and a blender, and began making the Armageddon Hangover Cure. Three strips of bacon, seven eggs, three fired, four raw, gunpowder, a raw chicken gizzard, axle grease, spoiled milk, a shot of soured lemon juice, and a habenaro pepper, all blended together. After making the vile concoction, he braced himself and downed it in three large gulps. Why he still had a drinking problem is anybody's guess. He grabbed his hat and headed to the town square.
TFGM was there waiting. "I've been waiting for you. You have done the unforgivable."
"Is this about last night? Because after Sammy's Rio Grande Liver-Buster, everything's kinda fuzzy." replied PBB
"YOU RAN OUT THE LAST GIRL IN TOWN!! WHO AM I GONNA DATE NOW?!?" screamed TFGM.
"Oh, that would explain the restraining order."
TFGM stared PBB down. The seconds ticked by and the wind swept dust and tumbleweeds down the street.
The clock tower tolled noon.
Both of the men pulled out their weapons, but PBB was just a little faster. He fired aiming between TFGM's eyes. TFGM only had a split second to register what was going he twisted out of the path of the oncoming .38 caliber cylinder of death. The bullet screamed by his ear. PBB was readying another shot, but TFGM had his gun up and aimed at PBB's chest. PBB moved to the side just as TFGM pulled the trigger. He felt a tug as the bullet tore through his jacket. He drew a bead on TFGM as the other ran for cover. He fired aiming for the middle of the Mayor's back. TFGM twisted around at the last second, diving under the bullet while bringing his gun to bear. He fired twice, trying to make two new orifices in PBB's chest. PBB didn't have time to dodge, He fired twice, hoping for a miracle.
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PBB deflected the bullets.
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Both men dived behind cover, breathing hard. PBB stuck his head out from behind a crate. TFGM did the same from behind the barrel he had decided to use as cover. They both ran out and fired, PBB twice, TFGM thrice. Five bullets landed in meaty targets.
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Bessie and Daisy, the town's finest milking cows are dead
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Bullets spent, the two men looked at each other.
"Ya know," said PBB, "with Hark dead and no one ever attacking Old Man Higgins, there were plenty of unused and unattended explosives for the taking. Enough to blow everything sky-high." And he clicked a button on the remote he had just pulled out of his pocket.
"I know," said TFGM as he smiled, "Why do you think I rewired everything to respond to this remote." TFGM pulled out another remote and clicked its single button.
Every single building, except the bakery, and every single street blew up in one thunderous explosion that they saw in Jolly ol' England.
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the town of Townston is no more.
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TFGM and PBB emerged from the rubble at the same time. The kid gloves were off now. Four shotguns were raised by two men and 32 shells were ready to be flung at them. PBB fired as TFGM ducked and returned the favor. PBB sidestepped and charged toward the Mayor of Townston. TFGM Spun his body around as PBB fired at point blank range. TFGM fired back, but PBB swept the barrel off target right as he pulled the trigger. PBB and TFGM stood up and faced each other.
"Your shotgun-fu is strong young one," TFGM said, his words not matching his lips.
"As is yours, But I am stronger!" PBB replied, his lips not matching his words either.
"We shall see grasshopper."
TFGM whipped both shotguns up and fired at PBB. PBB dived down and aimed at TFGM knees. TFGM jumped above the double blast and swung a shotgun down to fire at PBB's head. PBB barely moved in time as the blast caught his hat and ripped it to shreds. PBB fired at TFGM catching his jacket and ripping it to pieces.
"You have insulted my hat," stated PBB plainly, "Honor demands death!"
"You have much to learn young one."
TFGM cast off his hat and his ruined jacket. He shifted his stance and brought his guns to bear.
"Prepare yourself, for no man had survived my mayorhood yet."
"Until now!"
Both of them danced the deadly dance of shotguns and kicks, Fire was exchanged and clothing was damaged. The combatants suddenly stopped, their muscled chest gleaming in the early afternoon sun. PBB brought both of his shotguns to bear and aimed at TFGM head. He pulled the triggers and…
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nothing happened
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PBB's eyes went wide with shock. TFGM aimed at his right leg and fired one shell into the man's leg. PBB went down clutching the wound as TFGM walked up to him.
"This is a 12-gauge shotgun with an eight round magazine. So the question is, was the my 15th or 16th shot. So you gotta ask, do you fell lucky punk, well do ya?"
PBB pulled out his knife and lunged at TFGM. TFGM pulled the trigger.
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PoorBoyBlues aka Musty Bill is dead.
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About an hour later in Iceland PP, Gullas, and Rokulily received the following telegram:
Remodelings done, ya'll can come back now.
Mafia XXIV is over. thanks for playing.
Epic narration is epic XD
You did an excelent job Salsa. And I just won an amazing victory for Townston! I believe I was the first Mayor to be the only survivor!
I didn't intend on killing everyone in the beginning. I was going to be the best Mayor ever. But I became apathic once all my poor Marshalls were killed. I've ran for office 20 games now and have only been elected mayor twice. Now if people elected me as mayor more often maybe I would feel more incline not to kill everything :D
Title suggestion for TheFlyingGreenMonkey, The Imperialist of Townston!
Wait, Ninja already got his title, so how is it done? Official or something? Or does he just insert the title in that small amount of text that's always on the bottom of the comments? You know, the signature?
Title suggestion for TheFlyingGreenMonkey, The Imperialist of Townston!I wouldn't mind a thrid title. Infact I'd love it :D
Wait, Ninja already got his title, so how is it done? Official or something? Or does he just insert the title in that small amount of text that's always on the bottom of the comments? You know, the signature?
As for how the titles work. They are just things added onto the player lists found in sign up threads and at the beginning of each game thread. They are also sometimes added during narratives.
Third title? Well… All right but we should put a stop to it after that. If people are allowed to hoard titles like crazy, imagine how silly the player list would look in the end.Title suggestion for TheFlyingGreenMonkey, The Imperialist of Townston!I wouldn't mind a thrid title. Infact I'd love it :D
Wait, Ninja already got his title, so how is it done? Official or something? Or does he just insert the title in that small amount of text that's always on the bottom of the comments? You know, the signature?
As for how the titles work. They are just things added onto the player lists found in sign up threads and at the beginning of each game thread. They are also sometimes added during narratives.
1. Seventy2 Townie Killed Night Seven
2. Rokulily the minister of cuteness. Townie shipped to Iceland Day Five
3. Randomdude Hired Gun Killed Night two
4. D_Dude Townie Lynched Day Four
5. Kroatz Marshall Killed Night two
6. MettaurPardoner Hired Gun Lynched Day Three
7. Product Placement the Game master.Pyscho Killed night one
8. Anthony Mercer the emotional lurker. Crazy Old Man Higgins Lynched Day Seven
9. I am the l337 master the God Damn Batman. Tracker Lynched Day Six
10.Niccea the great deceiver and keeper or records. Marshall killed Night one
11.Same deputy Killed Night two
12.Harkovast the patron saint of finger pointing. Mad Miner lynched Day One
13.jninjashadow the Town Drunk.The Gossiper Killed Night Three
14.TheFlyingGreenMonkey the everlasting pardoner, bringer of bloodbaths, the Imperialist of Townston, first one to receive three titles, record holder of titles and the wearer of the green hat. Mayor Townie Survived
15.PoorBoyBlues Musty Bill Lynched Day Eight
16.Killerbob Librarian Blown Up Night Six
Looks crazy, right?
Looks perfect to me. Okay from now on those ar my titles XDThird title? Well… All right but we should put a stop to it after that. If people are allowed to hoard titles like crazy, imagine how silly the player list would look in the end.Title suggestion for TheFlyingGreenMonkey, The Imperialist of Townston!I wouldn't mind a thrid title. Infact I'd love it :D
Wait, Ninja already got his title, so how is it done? Official or something? Or does he just insert the title in that small amount of text that's always on the bottom of the comments? You know, the signature?
As for how the titles work. They are just things added onto the player lists found in sign up threads and at the beginning of each game thread. They are also sometimes added during narratives.
14.TheFlyingGreenMonkey the everlasting pardoner, bringer of bloodbaths, the Imperialist of Townston, first one to receive three titles, record holder of titles and the wearer of the green hat. Mayor Townie Survived
Looks crazy, right?
Looks perfect to me. Okay from now on those ar my titles XDThird title? Well… All right but we should put a stop to it after that. If people are allowed to hoard titles like crazy, imagine how silly the player list would look in the end.Title suggestion for TheFlyingGreenMonkey, The Imperialist of Townston!I wouldn't mind a thrid title. Infact I'd love it :D
Wait, Ninja already got his title, so how is it done? Official or something? Or does he just insert the title in that small amount of text that's always on the bottom of the comments? You know, the signature?
As for how the titles work. They are just things added onto the player lists found in sign up threads and at the beginning of each game thread. They are also sometimes added during narratives.
14.TheFlyingGreenMonkey the everlasting pardoner, bringer of bloodbaths, the Imperialist of Townston, first one to receive three titles, record holder of titles and the wearer of the green hat. Mayor Townie Survived
Looks crazy, right?
just for that, next time I'm GM, I'm gonna have you BBQ'd in every single narration.
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