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Mettaur
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Huh?

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Ug, id make some witty coment with some western slang in it, but I'm way to tired. Work has REALLY picked up! -.- The godfather is dead already?!? WOW!!! Well, I suppose revenge IS a good thing! :p
Dude Hark was the bomber.

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I have nine people who have given my there roles. I need the remaining six players roles.

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share those roles with the rest of the townie alliance mr possibly the paranoid mayor townie green flying monkey dude…

k? :D


Oh and I said I'd go public with my role but I can wait for you guys to make an entire townie team that has people who know who the other townies are.

I want ta meet the vig…

Kroatz
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Finally, a good politician!
Isn't that an oxymoron.

Did you just call Mettaur a moron?
Shouldn't you, by your own rules, be banned from the game now?
You already laughed at Monkey…
I vote for the BANNING of salsa!
Are you with me?……And then everyone starts shouting Nooooooo! crucify kroatz!

Kroatz
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Crucify him, crucify him!
Yes ladies and gentleman, I am Jee-zus in disguise! it's true, Kroatz spelled backwards is Jesus!

You may now worship me.

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… Am I still drunk? I wake up an all I see is self proclaimed messiahs an' politicians, and a potentially paranoid mayor… wait… what if I'm the paranoid… oh GOD…or wait… screw it, I'm just gunna guard some animals… hmmm suddenly I want bacon…

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I said worship me!

Mettaur
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Ninja, might want to back away from the piggies. You see, we did a little genetic experiment with them, now their skin is as strong as iron, and when someone shows ill-intent towards them, they get razor teeth. Just warning you…your job is not protecting all the animals that much. Protecting the Brahmin, yes, they are just normal Brahmin. But the piggies, you just have to make sure they don't wander outside.

And he didn't call me a moron. An oxymoron is when something exists that is the opposite of itself, impossible things that are real, like a good politician, or jumbo shrimp. Understand?

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You sir, greatly underestimate my ability to make subtle jokes. the joke I made has been made in approximately 24 different movies…you Oxen moron!

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I'm an oxen moron? You're the one who's avatar is a Brahmin!

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hmmm suddenly I want bacon…
Wisest words I've heard all day

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I don't eat pig, bacon, or any products from swine. I just don't! Now nachos, NACHOS are a much better snack than pigs. Try some loaded nachos as soon as you can! Also, D_Dude has been pretty quiet. Usually the quiet ones are mafia, he must be mafia!

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Lynch him!
No wait… hark has been pretty talkative this time, And hark was mafia.
Mettaur keeps talking too…
hmmm.
So he weighs the same as a duck, he must be…
A witch… Mafia!

Mettaur
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Hark is always talkative, he doesn't count. Plus, If I was mafia I would have used Moriarty as a joke, but I used Lucas Simms. So no, I am not Mafia.

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I'm always quiet. Especially if I haven't got an important role.

Kroatz
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That's exactly what the godfather would say…
except for the fallout referencing.
No self respecting godfather makes fallout jokes.

Mettaur
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So wait, if no self respecting mafia makes jokes…since I am not esrious isn't that proof enough that we should stop focusing on the good guy in office, and get to the punga traders on the streets? Damn, we could have Hunters and Raiders in a riot, and all you would care is that Mettaur is doing the opposite of mafia by talking lots, so he must be mafia! Lets ignore the real bad guys because of fanart bribes, and kill the only guy that has power to spare the good guys! So D_Dude, any proof that you are not a hired gun, or the godfather himself? Talking to his lackeys through PQ's, while us honest folks do all of our talking on the forum? What are you trying to hide?

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Night One Narration

Product Placement spent the day hiding from the men from the Asylum. He was free and he wanted to enjoy it, and share some of that freedom with others. Of course others didn't appreciate freedom, they would have to be taught. He was biding his time, waiting for his moment to strike. A shadow flirted at the edge of his vision.
"Who goes there?" PP shouted at the shadow.
"Your doom." the shadow replied.
"Well I'll be damned if some city slicker is my 'doom.'" PP shouted again. He drew his gun and fired at a scraping noise from behind him. He realized his mistake a moment too late, for a bullet blew out the back of his skull.
"Not bad for a city slicker, huh?"
[spoiler]

Product Placement the Pyscho is dead.


[/spoiler]

Musty Bill slithered up to door of Same's room in the boarding house. Just a bullet through the head. That's all it takes. He was mad. Hark was an essential piece of his plan. Hark's ghost continued to haunt him, guess getting on his nerves in real life wasn't enough. He looked in the crack of the door for any traps that might be set. No traps, but that marshall was going to be a pain.
"Ok Bill, just ease on out of here and all's good." he said to himself.

And all hell broke loose.

One of the gunmen he had hired busted through the window, woke up Bill's target, and stirred up the Marshall like a hornet's nest. Bill watched, unable to turn away.
"That idiot's gonna get himself killed," he muttered.
"Dance, Niccea, dance!" the maniac gunman yelled and then broke into gleeful laughter as he fired randomly at her feet. She drew her gun and aimed for the gunman's head.
"I'm gonna run you outta town varmint!"
"Well, my horse is out to pasture at the moment." he said and then shot her in the head.

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Niccea the Marshall is dead


[/spoiler]

Elsewhere, the other Marshall watched over his snoozing charge.



Night one's over
Day two is here, bright-eyed and bushy-tailed

D-D-Double LYNCH! CANCELED!

Mettaur: 9
TFGM
^his mayorness
Kroatz
Anthony Mercer
Same
jninjashadow
KillerBob
Randomdude
D_Dude

1337 Master: 3
Same
Randomdude
D_Dude

Randondudeperson: 6
Anthony Mercer
Mettaur
TFGM
^his mayorness
jninjashadow
Rokulily

D_Dude: 2
KillerBob
Kroatz

Kroatz: 1
Mettaur

Salsa
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Pictures will be up tonight.

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I made it under the 48 hours :). No disqualification for me :D

And id just like to say thanks for the 9pm narrations salsa. I csn get more sleep now that im not waiting up untill 12 for the narrations.

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NNNNNnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnoooooooooooooooooooooo! One of my marshals!

I am declaring a double lynch! I don't have enough time to solve clues right now but I have a bad feeling about Mettaur.

I'm waiting for one more person two more people to tell me there roles.

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Double Lynch it is then. STRING THEM TWO FER ONE!!!

Mettaur
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Calm down sir! At least the crazy one is dead, we can be thankful of that. All we have to do is make sure the other marshall is careful.
see? I give good strategy, I can't be mafia if i am helping! Mettaur a mafia? That is a real oxymoron if i ever heard one.

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