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Mafia XXIV WILD WILD WEST
share those roles with the rest of the townie alliance mr possibly the paranoid mayor townie green flying monkey dude…
k? :D
Oh and I said I'd go public with my role but I can wait for you guys to make an entire townie team that has people who know who the other townies are.
I want ta meet the vig…
Finally, a good politician!Isn't that an oxymoron.
Did you just call Mettaur a moron?
Shouldn't you, by your own rules, be banned from the game now?
You already laughed at Monkey…
I vote for the BANNING of salsa!
Are you with me?……And then everyone starts shouting Nooooooo! crucify kroatz!
Ninja, might want to back away from the piggies. You see, we did a little genetic experiment with them, now their skin is as strong as iron, and when someone shows ill-intent towards them, they get razor teeth. Just warning you…your job is not protecting all the animals that much. Protecting the Brahmin, yes, they are just normal Brahmin. But the piggies, you just have to make sure they don't wander outside.
And he didn't call me a moron. An oxymoron is when something exists that is the opposite of itself, impossible things that are real, like a good politician, or jumbo shrimp. Understand?
So wait, if no self respecting mafia makes jokes…since I am not esrious isn't that proof enough that we should stop focusing on the good guy in office, and get to the punga traders on the streets? Damn, we could have Hunters and Raiders in a riot, and all you would care is that Mettaur is doing the opposite of mafia by talking lots, so he must be mafia! Lets ignore the real bad guys because of fanart bribes, and kill the only guy that has power to spare the good guys! So D_Dude, any proof that you are not a hired gun, or the godfather himself? Talking to his lackeys through PQ's, while us honest folks do all of our talking on the forum? What are you trying to hide?
Night One Narration
Product Placement spent the day hiding from the men from the Asylum. He was free and he wanted to enjoy it, and share some of that freedom with others. Of course others didn't appreciate freedom, they would have to be taught. He was biding his time, waiting for his moment to strike. A shadow flirted at the edge of his vision.
"Who goes there?" PP shouted at the shadow.
"Your doom." the shadow replied.
"Well I'll be damned if some city slicker is my 'doom.'" PP shouted again. He drew his gun and fired at a scraping noise from behind him. He realized his mistake a moment too late, for a bullet blew out the back of his skull.
"Not bad for a city slicker, huh?"
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Product Placement the Pyscho is dead.
[/spoiler]
Musty Bill slithered up to door of Same's room in the boarding house. Just a bullet through the head. That's all it takes. He was mad. Hark was an essential piece of his plan. Hark's ghost continued to haunt him, guess getting on his nerves in real life wasn't enough. He looked in the crack of the door for any traps that might be set. No traps, but that marshall was going to be a pain.
"Ok Bill, just ease on out of here and all's good." he said to himself.
And all hell broke loose.
One of the gunmen he had hired busted through the window, woke up Bill's target, and stirred up the Marshall like a hornet's nest. Bill watched, unable to turn away.
"That idiot's gonna get himself killed," he muttered.
"Dance, Niccea, dance!" the maniac gunman yelled and then broke into gleeful laughter as he fired randomly at her feet. She drew her gun and aimed for the gunman's head.
"I'm gonna run you outta town varmint!"
"Well, my horse is out to pasture at the moment." he said and then shot her in the head.
[spoiler]
Niccea the Marshall is dead
[/spoiler]
Elsewhere, the other Marshall watched over his snoozing charge.
Night one's over
Day two is here, bright-eyed and bushy-tailed
D-D-Double LYNCH! CANCELED!
Mettaur: 9
TFGM
^his mayorness
Kroatz
Anthony Mercer
Same
jninjashadow
KillerBob
Randomdude
D_Dude
1337 Master: 3
Same
Randomdude
D_Dude
Randondudeperson: 6
Anthony Mercer
Mettaur
TFGM
^his mayorness
jninjashadow
Rokulily
D_Dude: 2
KillerBob
Kroatz
Kroatz: 1
Mettaur
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