Wow…stuff happened. I would of voted for Monkey. He had the best poster.
I agree with Roku. Harrah!
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Mafia XXIV WILD WILD WEST
In the dark of the night, a man drunkenly stumbles through town. Twiddling his manly mustache he loudly talks to himself: "My, eventful day; two eleftions, a good 'ol fashion lynchin, and an essplosion. Iffin I had ta guess dere's only one thing left ta do… SHING MY SHELF TA SLEEP!"
"*HICK* Good lord, ah've 'ad too many drinks! Shtupid eleftion. Shoulda… Shoulda… who am ah kinden… LONG LIVE DA MAYOR! LONG LIVE THE WISHKAY!" and with that the talkative drunk went about his business.
also @Salsa: What the naritive had me do made my day. Thank you.
Ah, welcome to Moriarty's! You got the caps, I got the pleasure! Hello there sir, what can I interest you in? Well now Mr. NinjaShadow, 6 crates of whiskey, that's quite a-… huh, he passed out. Ah well, I guess that's what happens when you have a mayor trying to control everything. My pub is one of the only free parts of this town, pretty sad. Then again, I guess my vault here is too heavily defended for Mr. Mayor to barge in here with his meat shie- I mean deputies. He must be a mafia, trying to control everything and everyone, and what they suggest and such. But it's a good thing my vault has those new Protectrons, turrets, and Sentry Bots shipped here, only trouble I get is when that kid ate too much cake and puked all over table #3. My vault is open to all tht are sane and oppose total take-over, be they Settler or Talon, this Mayor may have been lucky in this hanging, but he actually did a hanging, without knowing anything about the people! HE is risking our lives that much? This is madne-… no, no sparta jokes, this is serious. All sane people, get over to the vault! Rokulily, your room is free of charge, of course! And so is the bed of Mr. NinjaShadow here, seeing as he has to go to the clinic to get his stomach pumped. Well, good night y'all!
*Sigh* It's fine, the floors do have an auto-clean on for a reason. But hey, you want to stay at the vault? 25 a night, real cheap compared to the town's inn. Run by a man, which in turn is a lackey of our mayor, who wants all the gold, and shoots all that disobey him. Over here, it's better. So, who wants to stay at the vault? Either you pay rent, pay a large sum for a life stay here, or you work for your keep. So even if you have no money Kroatz, we can just give you a job that'll pay fer your room and meals. What do ya say?
Also, voting has started on Forum Fighters! So rush on over and vote fer your favorite contestant, either the professional Roman Legionary, or the fierce Viking!…what? With the well loved, if a bit demented and confused (I still don't understand how a good kid like himn got involved with them Talons…) Hark gone, someone has to carry on the tradition of self promotion!
I never work for my money, it's against my principles.
Happy with the turn of events this day kroatz walks to his little piece of heaven, better known as the butchers. empties several jars of pigs blood on the floor, in hopes of scaring away any and all harkoghosts, bandits, vegetarians and Mettaurs, then he fluffs up a pillow and lays down with the butchered cattle.
Yeah I'm sick like that.
Shpeaken ill of da mayor Mettaur? I'd shoot you for hereshy iffin I could shtill see… but then again you're da only one wish da booze… and mah tempurary loggins… Carry on shir! *pukes* Oh Imma shoooo sorry pardner! Lemmy get it! *reaches for a mop and falls in* hooo boy… Screw it… I'll take that bed now…
Well, when you get better you will have to earn your keep somehow, but we'll worry about that when the time comes. I bet when you're sober again you'll come up with some ideas of your own…how about you guard our livestock? As long as none of our animals are harmed, you can stay and live comfortably in the vault! Really, no need to stress yourself right now though, the level of alcohol in your body would kill a normal man, have you drunken some irradiated drinks? Hell, maybe I should talk to the mayor, if we can ease him into being a more reasonable man, we might actually make some progress! Now I will give you booze, but only because if you just dead stopped right now the shock in your system would kill ya, so we are going to slowly ease you off. When you're all healed up, you can drink like usual, but please don't do no more binge drinking! In fact, the job of guarding our livestock should be easy, seeing as we only have 3 Brahmin, and my little army of cute widdle tea cup piggies! Aw, they is just so adorable! 
Now, who wants to go hunt some feral ghouls, eh! *Cheers and gun waving* Yeah, that's what I thought! The mayor is ignoring this feral ghoul problem, if we go and kill a load of them tonight, maybe he will recognize the problem and help us! This mayor isn't that bad, we just need to help him see things our way! Now, Ninja, can you get some rest?
Well since AG has been missing I'm taking over his ammunition store. I'm imbuing each bullet with spells from my Book/Magic/Candle store.
Gene Starwind just ordered a bunch.
Also I'm starting to get roles flooding in. I'd like to get more. As a Townie I have a lot to lose if the mafia win. Like my first post stated, salsa forgot to tell me my role. I was first told by the libririan. And unlike Hark, bribes don't work on me. So I'm a trustworthy government official. Its how it should be XD
Now at the Vault, we have all the normal TV stations, along with all the same radio signals that everyone else has access to, but at the Vault, we have a awesome computer generated (Sometimes we use outlaws that are really evil) tournament, called…Forum Fighters! In this episode of Forum Fighters, we have the Viking 
versus the Roman Legionary!
Who do you think would win? Go to Form Fighters right now and say so yourself who YOU think would and should win! Vote now, voting ends in a week!
Wow, I may even rival Hark himself on the whole self-advertisment thing… to make up for it, I would like to advertise for a friend of mine, he is a guy on youtube. His user page is http://www.youtube.com/user/D3adtrap. Here is one of his best videos. And now I am going to ask my mom to buy some beets, so we can make pickled beets, slice em up and stuff, real good eats right there!
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