Thread "Mafia XXV: TIME RAMPAGE!" in forum "MAFIA... and other forum games"

Posted at 5:04PM, Apr. 8, 2010

Now i can stop being such a douche to Mett. Apologies.

Posted at 5:04PM, Apr. 8, 2010

I'm just off playing boarderlands. TFGM inform me if I have taken over the world when I return. If I haven't. I blame the leprichauns.

Posted at 5:04PM, Apr. 8, 2010

Apology accepted, and Leprecans aren't such bad guys, they point out some great pubs!

Posted at 5:04PM, Apr. 8, 2010

Anyway where is everyone?

Just biting my nails, worrying about how the night will come out.

Posted at 5:04PM, Apr. 8, 2010

If i died mett fell into my provoking him to kill me trap.

Posted at 5:04PM, Apr. 8, 2010

I'm sitting in my office, drinking some tea, preparing for the seige of the night. I just hope everyone will be okay…then again, we're in a vault! And this one isn't being used for dangerous government experiments, so no worries! Time to visit the baker, I have a hankering for pie that just won't go away!

Posted at 5:04PM, Apr. 8, 2010

pie you say?

well i have all kinds of pies except for meat. mincemeat sure but no actually meat. sometimes i sell pie crusts to gullas but i don't know what he does with 'em.

Posted at 5:04PM, Apr. 8, 2010

I'm making a "the end is nigh" sign in my cardboard box of a home. Y'know just so that if I die soon I'll be able to brag about having predicted it.

Posted at 5:04PM, Apr. 8, 2010

Eh, none of that stuff, I'll just have a tart cherry pie. Sweet, tart, both are good, just can't have too much of either. I like to have varied types of pie, to an extent, of course. Strange Meat Pie is one of those I won't try.

EDIT: Waaaaait a minute! I thought Waff was the town hobo?

Posted at 5:04PM, Apr. 8, 2010

How dare you use such a racist term as hobo! Theyre just house challenged.

Posted at 5:04PM, Apr. 8, 2010

You do not want to start this. In this topic, you are dooming yourself to criticism, racist? No, not going to feed your hunger for on-line hatred, just going to eat my pie at this nice little table outside the bakery.

Posted at 5:04PM, Apr. 8, 2010

Theyre called jokes. I apologized for being a douche. Meaning from this point on its just humor.

Posted at 5:04PM, Apr. 8, 2010

My bad, jst used to these things dragging on, you would not believe how much people carry on with the douche thing at Roblox, or Newgrounds for example. And now I apologize for assuming you were being a duche again.

Posted at 5:04PM, Apr. 8, 2010

Tis fine. Its not your fault.

Posted at 5:04PM, Apr. 8, 2010

You iz all the douches.

According to this … dunt dunt dunt…

THE ROCK WROTE! And I mean rock, as in a rock, and not asin the wrestler.

Posted at 5:04PM, Apr. 8, 2010

pie you say?

well i have all kinds of pies except for meat. mincemeat sure but no actually meat. sometimes i sell pie crusts to gullas but i don't know what he does with 'em.

well FYI, your crusts are actually a big part of my highly nutritional diet :)

Posted at 5:04PM, Apr. 8, 2010

THE ROCK! Does not write. THE ROCK! Leaves his impression in the hearts of man. THE ROCK! Would like a burito.

Also! Gullas. One steak and kidney pie please. Dont stinge on the kindey.
Ill need it. I wanna feed myself well before my big exit from this world.

And the prime cuts of meat are my rump.

Posted at 6:04PM, Apr. 8, 2010

Man, am I glad we have a bakery, but is Zeph telling the truth? A Quizno? Here? Or is it the same one I wandered and then arrived at?

Posted at 6:04PM, Apr. 8, 2010

The hell is a quizno? This intrigues me. Can it be eaten?

EDIT: I just found out. AND I WANT ONE!

Just looking at this glorious thing makes my mouth water.

Posted at 6:04PM, Apr. 8, 2010

The rock stares into my very soul. He shows my all my regrets, my crimes, my sins. I now know the fear of all I have harmed, the rage of all those I have wronged. My mind is being ripped asunder, my fragile ego has been shattered, my sanity already stretched far beyond its limits has finally failed. I will never again drink an alcohol named 'Cerebrum Rape'…

Also kudos to you Mettaur for rising above it all. Now all you must do is learn to distinguish between deuce-baggery and jokes.

And I now want a sandvich!

Posted at 6:04PM, Apr. 8, 2010

DANG IT SAME!!!! I just ate.

Posted at 6:04PM, Apr. 8, 2010

I am resisting to urge to go down stairs and make one. Im already in bed. I cant wait for the day a freshly made sammich can be downloaded.

Lol. Sammich piracy.

Posted at 6:04PM, Apr. 8, 2010

Pirates? Are they fighting Ninjas? And is there popcorn?

Posted at 6:04PM, Apr. 8, 2010

Soldiers who chose to be there that are and were being led by idiots.

Celebrities dont diserve shit. Theyre making enough money. Do they need publicity? Nope.

So neither. Actual people dying in the streets, nations of people dying in natural disasters. That kinda stuff diserves priority.

Posted at 6:04PM, Apr. 8, 2010

Lol. Sammich piracy.

STOP RIGHT THEIR FIEND!