Kroatz, are you copying my tactics now?
(Cause they don't work!)
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Mafia XXV: TIME RAMPAGE!
Just got off work at Jimmy John's. About to chow down on a number 9.
MMMMMMM Jimmy Johns….it has been a while. My fiance's campus police department is raging war with them so we don't go there enough. The campus owns all the parking spaces in the Jimmy John's lot and their drivers are not putting money in the meters.
Just got off work at Jimmy John's. About to chow down on a number 9.
MMMMMMM Jimmy Johns….it has been a while. My fiance's campus police department is raging war with them so we don't go there enough. The campus owns all the parking spaces in the Jimmy John's lot and their drivers are not putting money in the meters.
Probably because the drivers keep getting stiffed on tips. (seriously, whoever said drunk people tip well is a bloody liar). I would normally side with the police, but c'mon, we dilevery guys help keep the store clean and deliver tasty awesomeness on french bread flavored awesome, and you can't even give us some bloody parking places? Also, the sandwhich was delicious, too bad the clubs cost a full $1.00 more.
*Me* Yeah, Mett. HEY METT!
*Mettaur* WHAT?
*Me* Pick me up a cupcake from Roku's!
*Mettaur* Regular or awesome?
*Me* Regular, I'm allergic to awesome…
*Mettaur* You payin'?
*Me* No man, I'm dying in two hours, so I'm kinda busy.
*Mettaur* Okay, I better hurry then.
And Mettaur bought Kroatz a cupcake and everything was rainbows and sunshine.
Hm, feeling hungry again, should I head to Zeph's Quizno, or Rokulily's bakery? I could really go for a turkey sub, but I also got a craving for some carrot cake. Such a difficult choice, I can't decide!
You could always make a turkey sub out of carrot cake. Just put the fixins inbetween two pieces of carrot cake.
Also I hate allergies. T.T
Hope not, wait, I'm also posting the posters else where, on diseasedproductions.net, check them out there if you want. It is the actual site of thing-thing, and all other stuf made by diseased productions. You know, if you want to view it on the official site or something.
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