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We must kill people randomly! I thinks it should be Kroatz, he is betraying the signs! He dares to side against the sign-holders, yet has the nerve to kill people in our name? Only true sign-holders kill non-sign-holders, but he is a disgrace to us all! God, he wants to kill me, right when I'm trying to review a web-comic with Hark? The nerve I say, the nerve! Oh, and he wants to burn down the bakery. And hates puppies.
Quick Facts from the Mettaur!
Did you know that if James Bond was real, he would have slept with over 70 different women a year? And not get laid 70 times a year, but 70 different women a year! Also, he would have drunken enough martini's, shaken not stirred, to kill a bar full of people!
Narration Night 1
The moon glared down at Townston with malice. Almost as if it was grinning. It's large frame just… so angry… Ok, no more talking about the moon. 
Anyway, three strangers entered Townston. Two from the north, where the forest was, the last from the beyond Niccea's desert. The man from the desert had only a briefcase and a small red and white parasol. Oh, and a gun, that's important. Case 0 turned to his first, and currently only zombie. “You look famished. Feed.†and with that, the skinless horror jumped off. It moved like a rampaging bull… well, one that could leap from building to building. He was the original child, the start of the swarm and he would do his dad proud. Then he saw hiss prey. The prey stood staring up at the moon, “Man… big tonight. Kinda creepy with a face. Times like this make me wish I had my tall stone back…†the food said. Quickly the zombie licked the area that would have once housed its lips. The man's ears twitched. He turned around and made a motion like he was holding something. Then he saw it. The zombie on the wall. “Oh… that's not good.†he said as he started to run.
[spoiler]he fell on his face[/spoiler]
He made a large clatter as he hit the ground. He turned around and saw the zombie open its mouth good and wide, then fire out its tongue. It wrapped around the zombies meal nice and tight, and yanked his meal to him. The meal was delivered to the zombie nicely. Then he chomped down. After the first bite, the man broke free of the tongue and ran for it like a frightened animal. He was alive, but for how long?
[spoiler]A new zombie is born[/spoiler]
Meanwhile, another stalked from building to building. One with a purpose. One with a job. His target was laying about, watching near-death sports on the TV. An easy kill. He looked at his options; martial arts, guns, swords and a select few nerdy collectables. He picked up his gun and aimed at his target. He shouted to him, “Greetings!â€. Zeph turned as the bullet hit him, not even enough time to see his deadly greeter.
[spoiler]Zeph the townie has a new face hole.[/spoiler]
A man walked through the streets of Townston. He knew his orders well Townston has zombies. Kill that shit! Oh, and clean up the witnesses. He saw a small house with an odd shaped sign on it. “there's a good startâ€. He watched over it for a few seconds, to make sure it was safe. Then he kicked the door in. Kroatz stood there slack jawed that his door was gone. “Who the hell are you?†Kroatz demanded. “I'm a ninja!†the man shouted in a showy way, “But seriously, I'm from a little company called noneofyourbuisness, and I'm here to kill you all!†Kroatz didn't have time to even run.
[spoiler]Kroatz the weak ankled townie has been… silenced.[/spoiler]
The sun rose red on Townston. A large crowd had amassed before the mayor's office rabbling and waving signs. As the town's patients reached it's limits, a limo pulled up, and Mayor Jninjashadow walked out. He strode up to the podium wearing a new top hat proudly. As he got behind the podium, he seemed to finally notice the crowd before him. “Oh… good. Your all here! Now we can immediately address the problem at hand!†the crowd nodded in anticipation. “It's 9am and Rokulily's bakery ain't open! I had to start my dad doughnut-less! Like an animal!†Jninja noticed the town wasn't here for baked goods. One of Jninja's aids walked up and whispered a message to him. “OH! And apparently some rapscallions pulled an elaborate prank last night. I will now open the floor to any who have something to add.â€
A farmer was first to comment. “Rapscallions? PRANK!?! One of dem took a bite outta my prized pig! This mornin' Porky was chompen on mah chickens! I had ta shoot $2000 of live stock!†The crowd gave him quick sympathies. “ONE OF THOSE HEATHANS TOOK A BITE OUT OF THE CHURCH'S NATIVITY SCENE!†The priest fummed. The town shared his outrage.
Jninja showed no concern to these people's claims. “What then hmm? So we got some drugged up kids with 'the munchies'. Does that really constitute such rage?†the town's patients was wearing thin. “It's zombies you dolt!†Mett shouted. “Don't you know anything?†Salsa demanded. “Well, I DO know the names of the beings animalcules… but now's not the time to list my qualifications as a modern major general. Listen. Zombies? Really? Are you all dense? There is no such thing as Zombies!†Jninja shouted to the whole town, “And another thing-†Jninja was cut off as a hand shot out of the stage beneath him. Jninja jumped back with the speed of his namesake.
From the hole the arm shot out of, a zombie pulled itself out. “Oh… Vinny… I… I thought you were dead!†Jninja said dropping sweat beads like bullets. The zombie Vinny charged Jinja who counted-charged, then tripped on his own shoelace. “Ooof! Well that was embarrassing and… oh shiiiii-†The zombie tackled Jninja and dug in. “HEY! BODY GUADS! HELP ME YOU LAZY ASS HOLES!†Jninja shouted between screams of pain. Remembering that they were armed, his body guards opened fire. The zombie was torn apart, but Jninja wasn't much better. One of his guards approached him and put his gun to jninja's head. “Y… you're both… fired…†jninja spat. “I know.†The guard retorted. With a quick shot, it was over. A cliche wind blew through town lifting Jninja's hat, which had miraculously not fallen off before then, of his head and planted it on Rokulily's. The body guards quickly huddled together and dicussed what just happened. As they broke, one shouted to the crowd, “So… the position of mayor just opened up!â€
Ok, now you all can campaign and vote. Well, unless you were bit last night.
Day one Election results:
Rokulily (4): Is currently in lead
Poster
Retaya
Rokulily
Hakoshen
Mettaur (3):
Poster
Mettaur
PP
Salsa (1):
Poster
Same (1):
Poster
TFGM (3):
Poster
TFGM
Poorboyblues
ParkerFarker (0):
Anthony Mencer (2):
Poster
1337
1337 (1):
Poster
Maru (3): Is currently in second
Poster
maru
Rengishi
Am I suppose to state what I am, cause I'm not incredibly sure now. D:You can but I wouldn't recommend it.
Oh, and just to clarify: In this game, no dead talking doesn't apply to those bitten or who are the living-impaired. But, if you are removed from the game (like Kroatz) then you can't solve clues. So, do you new players understand? Zombies can solve cues publicly, but not the dead-dead (like Kroatz). Oh and don't make comments about the clues ether (like Kroatz)… If you haven't realized it yet, someone asked me to shut someone else up (Like Kroatz).
Okay, you may think that I build my Vault out of pure fan-boyism for Fallout 3, but that's not it…okay, it's partly why I built it, but the main reason is because I knew that the zombie threat would follow me once more. Everywhere is attacks, either the town prevails and always stays on the lookout, or they loose, and then I have to clean a whole town of zombies. Vote me mayor, I have a safe place, a well structured plan, the official zombie survival guide, and pie. Vote Mettaur for Mayor! Oh, and my real name is Zachary. Which coincidentally means "Remembrance Of The Lord", my mission is blessed by g-d! No, I'm not the priest, but I have g-d backing me up on this one.
Vote me for mayor/pardoner! I've read the zombie survivoral guide. I have recieved the highest ranking for every zombie survivor quiz and 9 out of 10 friends say I'd be the most likly to survive a zombie apocalypse. The 1 out of 10 said he would join the zombie side. I have the most titles AND most experience in office.
Also I have this kick zombie ass poster.
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