Quick! Everyone say as much as possible! Give Kroatz twenty pages to read when he comes back! XD
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If so much as one armadillo eats one of my teapots, I extinct the species. Now read Canadian Gamers.
Plastic Bullets.
We have guns that shoots the plastics.
As the boat pulled into the docks, I stood ready for the newly arrived. Surprisingly, only two people stepped off. But I knew these people well, one a good friend, and one family. Although the family one was a tad more irritating at times…..as they stepped onto the loading dock, and the WhatTheHellBay boat chugged away, I realized how long it had been since I had seen them.
My friend had turned into a citizen of the mushroom kingdom, by his appearance this was certain, and he was hauling a hell of alot more weapons then I last saw when we were in High-School. And my sister had also under-gone a species change…as a small bunny. But she had an evil gleam in her eye, she always did as a child.
"So, Binnie, Bunnie, how have things been? And where is my brother?"
"He had trouble getting here, he can send letters and stuff, but he wasn't able to make it."
"Why not?"
"He forgot the password to access his passport."
"Hm….don't worry, Kroatz will fix it. He's good with this kinda stuff. Come on, lets go to the deli, my treat!"
And then we walked into the city, reminising and such, and I was glad I asked them to come over.
2 more for mafia? or for Dnd? both?
Who can see Kroatz being attacked by bears and ripping them to pieces when he's camping? I can!
He'd be like sitting in a tent with his sis and all of a sudden there'd be a "Rargh!" and a bear would be there attacking him but Kroatz would scream back and claw at the bear's face. He would rip off the bear's testicles with his own teeth and then smash his face into the bear's ribs, cracking them. He would summon a bee army and then go tattle to Christopher Robin and the bear would slowly die 'cause we only believe in Tinkerbell. So anyone else see this happening?
As we sit talking in the Deli, well, more like Bynris reading a book and Bunny telling her plans to take this town, I hear a noise, the sound of a broken WWII Fighter. I run outside, Bynris absorbed in his book, and Bunny too busy making plans for a violent cartoon comic, and see the family plane hurtling towards the building."No, please! Spare the deli! Anything but the deli!" And miraculously, it swerves and crashes into Crocty's Boat. Ah, second time I indirectly trashed that thing. good times, good times. Thank god the plane missed the deli, that's the only place with good lox around here. So now I see my brother swimming toward the shore, and then him wringing the water out of his big green hat."So, this is how you go to visit your brother? By almost crashing his plane into the town deli?"
oh my gosh, mettaur's building an army like tfgm. for some reason this cracks me up.@Rokulily Yeah, kinda like…a italian mob, ain't it?!?! Even more true since two of thems is real family, and the other a good friend of mine, ya don't mess with da family! Youse gots dat?
and l33t… well now i can imagine kroatz taking on a bear. you draw it, i challenge you.
@1337 Do eeet!
oh my gosh, mettaur's building an army like tfgm. for some reason this cracks me up.I'm his role model :D
and l33t… well now i can imagine kroatz taking on a bear. you draw it, i challenge you.
If my other friends weren't so differcult I would have a full blown army. But one can't figure out how to make an account. A few just won't give mafia the time of day and another is just too lazy.
But no one player should have over a 5 member allaince anyway.
Also whatever my role maybe I am running for Pardoner. Cause I need me some pardonerness.
Yeah… we like you more as the lynch blocking peace lover rather then a genocidal mayor.Terrible things happen when I'm Mayor. Terrible terrible things.Also whatever my role maybe I am running for Pardoner. Cause I need me some pardonerness.as long as you aren't mayorness then things should be fine sir everlastin pardoner.
Also, I'm gonna be running for mayor myself…
…for obvious selfish reasons.
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