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Mettaur
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Yeah j00 on fire mettaur!

Wait let me try that again.


Woke up but my coffee tastes terrible.

And as if I could be even more ashamed with my brother. He can't even play a game of Yugioh right. THis is quite sad.


Wait complain?


Wait Mafia?

Wait what?


Maybe this is the coffee talking.


Or maybe I'm just bored.
The swedish fish will reveal all.
And it takes awhile for some kids to learn yugioh, don't give up on him yet!

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I figured out how I got soo far behind in the mafia comic. The first mafia game had cycles that lasted 48 hours. I had ample time to make the comic. Oh well
I shall eventually catch it up. T-T

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We believe in you! And once I remember how to draw well, I'll draw something for Mafia. After the Summer Santa that is.

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1337 master I make total whore jokes all the time, its a classic pun!
Sending legions of hookers out for world domination would be a fantastic game.


I am signing up for this war.
But I am only doing it so I can destroy Zeph's game from the inside.
Its a veritable furry invasion.

If anyone wants to make me an avatar wearing a Patton style helmet with stars on I will gladly use it!
Though the rules look complicated, I think I will spend this game doing a lot of blue on blue!

You were saying… General?

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See what you started Maru!
He started it…
You could have just asked me to stop politely, a slap from a lady just starts me up! Yeeehaw! But you feel no guilt? I gots ran over by a steamroller, slapped by a Samurai, slapped by a lady(Yeeehaw!), and beaten within an inch of my life with a hammer! No guilt from you? We Jewish people have something to say for situations like this….SHAME!

for the last TIME! I was not a samurai last game. I was a monk!

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See what you started Maru!
He started it…
You could have just asked me to stop politely, a slap from a lady just starts me up! Yeeehaw! But you feel no guilt? I gots ran over by a steamroller, slapped by a Samurai, slapped by a lady(Yeeehaw!), and beaten within an inch of my life with a hammer! No guilt from you? We Jewish people have something to say for situations like this….SHAME!

for the last TIME! I was not a samurai last game. I was a monk!
Ya never told me youse was a monk, but if it's that important to ya, should I rewrite it?

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Now now, you're both missing the point. It's not who did the hurting, just that someone was hurt. And in the end, isn't that what Christmas is all about?

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…uh, I'm Jewish. I don't celebrate that stuff. I still accept gifts from Christian friends tho.
:)
But yeah, I get yer point. Let's bury the hatchet!…in the head of whomever tries to take ma whiskey!

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Remember I'm GM this game :3 I might be tempted to bury a hatchet n' just take the whiskey if you don't play nice.

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See what you started Maru!
He started it…
You could have just asked me to stop politely, a slap from a lady just starts me up! Yeeehaw! But you feel no guilt? I gots ran over by a steamroller, slapped by a Samurai, slapped by a lady(Yeeehaw!), and beaten within an inch of my life with a hammer! No guilt from you? We Jewish people have something to say for situations like this….SHAME!
Damn, Zach.

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See what you started Maru!
He started it…
You could have just asked me to stop politely, a slap from a lady just starts me up! Yeeehaw! But you feel no guilt? I gots ran over by a steamroller, slapped by a Samurai, slapped by a lady(Yeeehaw!), and beaten within an inch of my life with a hammer! No guilt from you? We Jewish people have something to say for situations like this….SHAME!
Damn, Zach.
Don't involve yourself in somethung that does not concern you. Brutal but honest, or should I sugarcoat it for ya Alwin?

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Alwins got a point there mett, that's a bit much

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Alwins got a point there mett, that's a bit much
You're right, that was a bit too much, I just was ticked that I die repeatedly, and no regret is shown.

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Well then don't make yourself the running gag. And Dammit, I gotta get back to work on that map, I've been slacking off. How big do you guys want the teams before we start? I would prefer an even number, so I can slice the teams evenly.

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…uh, I'm Jewish. I don't celebrate that stuff. I still accept gifts from Christian friends tho.
:)
But yeah, I get yer point. Let's bury the hatchet!…in the head of whomever tries to take ma whiskey!

Holiday moocher!

A message to all non Christians.

Convert! We have presents and chocolate eggs!

Also
steamroller




Also Zeph. I do believe i was the 3rd to sign up. I dont see myself on that list.

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…uh, I'm Jewish. I don't celebrate that stuff. I still accept gifts from Christian friends tho.
:)
But yeah, I get yer point. Let's bury the hatchet!…in the head of whomever tries to take ma whiskey!

Holiday moocher!

A message to all non Christians.

Convert! We have presents and chocolate eggs!
Just abandon religion overall. It has too many hassles. Christianity forces you to go to mass every fucking sunday.


And, Mettaur. If you were trying to be brutal but honest, then at least be honest.

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Just abandon religion overall. It has too many hassles. Christianity forces you to go to mass every fucking sunday.

Depending on which denomination you are, services are offered on Saturday. But that's just splitting hairs. Besides, no one's forcing anyone to do anything. Keeping the Sabbath holy doesn't say anything about a regulated service.

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Oops sorry about that Same. I just copied and altered the list from your game (Didn't exactly know how to do the link coding. Found out its simple enough)

Added ya in now.

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I choose to believe that if there's a God, he's got better things to do then care where you spend yer time. If you do good, that's enough fer him… that and paint eggs and make tree's pretty… tho not sure why he likes that stuff

How big do you guys want the teams before we start? I would prefer an even number, so I can slice the teams evenly.
In war, there isn't fair. But, since we have an even number of people signed up, seems convenient. I say this after only a glance at the numbers, I could be wrong

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Sorry about earlier, I was sober, and that put me in a bad mood. Try and kills me if ya want, whilst I get too drunk to see straight…But I still want to be the driver!

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I choose to believe that if there's a God, he's got better things to do then care where you spend yer time. If you do good, that's enough fer him… that and paint eggs and make tree's pretty… tho not sure why he likes that stuff

How big do you guys want the teams before we start? I would prefer an even number, so I can slice the teams evenly.
In war, there isn't fair. But, since we have an even number of people signed up, seems convenient. I say this after only a glance at the numbers, I could be wrong


The eggs makes him feel like he has purpose.

Anyway, I updated the map, I have Hak's Gamestop, and 1337's er.. trashcan. I lit it on fire… It was boring otherwise. Am I missing anything?

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Am I missing anything?
Lessie… nope… wait, TFGM's candle shop cloud place, the one what sank your strip club. Or the crash site itself. If I recall it hit an orphanage. Heh… good times.

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Good for us, better for the orphans. Imagine that your home has once again, indirectly been destroyed by Mett and Ninja, but this time hookers are raining from the heavens. We did a good thing. Well, except for the kids that got handicapped, they weren't so lucky…I need another drink.

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Really, we we're the heroes. The drunk, perverted, warmongering heroes.

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