Thread "Mafia XXX: Total Warfare" in forum "MAFIA... and other forum games"

Posted at 2:06PM, Jun. 30, 2010

I want to swap teams!

Oh? Well all obsidian soldiers went through Obsidian Basic training…

It's why we're a man short actually…

Posted at 2:06PM, Jun. 30, 2010

What he should have said was, "Ma'am, that would be a violation of rules two and three. I cannot comply unless you make that an order Ma'am!"

Well then he might have been ordered to do that and been shot anyway. Scratch that last sentence.

Posted at 2:06PM, Jun. 30, 2010

Technicalities are heresy, as is pointing out a conflicting order of an officer. Because to realize that would be thinking, the enemy of harmony.

Posted at 2:06PM, Jun. 30, 2010

stupidity

Now I remember why I didn't like this alliance. Its Crocty spewwing nonsense while kitty and pastel agree/play along. Add insults from Pastel towards me and you got their alliance. Yeah sad to see that go e.e

Posted at 2:06PM, Jun. 30, 2010

Narration 2: Preparation is key.

Pickaxe in hand, and a rather irritating tune leaving his lips, Jninja walked towards one of the mines, he pulled along behind him a cart, sitting in the cart was his comrade Product Placement. He was looking around with a gun. "Are you going to be this paranoid the entire time?" Jninja scowled, Product Placement shot him a glare.
"You'll be thanking me when those crimson idiots aren't filling you full of lead."
With a sigh Ninja dragged his cart and comrade along. PP hopped out of the cart, and proceeded to build a barracade. "Alright, we should be safe during the operation."

[spoiler] Mining operations have begun. A fortification has been built.[/spoiler]

Elsewhere a large cat man carried lumber over one arm, and his toolbox with another, several nails in his mouth. "I'll make the best damn wall there is!" he shouted, nobody was around to hear him, he looked kind of silly doing it. But he merely shrugged and went on his way. Digging holes in the ground, he rammed large wooden pillars into the ground. Hark gave it a rather pleased look., filling the area around them with cement, he put some cinderblocks around it for support. He adjusted his helmet a bit, and wiped the sweat from his brow. Wait, do cat men sweat? Never mind, its not important. After the cement dried, he nailed up more boards, covering them with spare bits of metal he had commandeered from abandoned cars.

[spoiler] A fortification has been built [/spoiler]

Garbanzo let out a sigh, the heat of the lava flow was getting to her. She waved her shirt a bit to cool down. Giving a glance around, she saw absolutely nothing. Well other than a few seagulls burning alive… but they were stupid birds anyway. Thinking the black bits of magma were bread chunks.

[spoiler] Some seagulls died… [/spoiler]

The vault was dark, and run down, it smelt like three year old pee. The robots that had once worked there were all trashed. Sparks flew from frayed wires. Rokulily gulped a little, poking her way through the debris. "Hello?" she muttered, there was no answer, she stepped over the remains of a robot. It had what looked like a baseball lodged in it's head unit. Unwilling to stop to look at it more, Roku pressed her way through, several weapon supply units laid in disrepair. "Looks like this place has already been ransacked" she muttered, pushing her way through what seemed to be areas where it had flooded. "I swear… Mett does not know how to keep things clean…" she noticed several bottles of beer. "Oh of course… the inhabitants got drunk… and beat each other to death…"

[spoiler] Mett needs to clean up his vault. [/spoiler]

"Kay… it's a giant pit…" Kroatz narrowed his eyes, he looked down the hole. "I see shiny things… buts its still a giant pit…" he scratched his chin, looking around, there was absolutely nothing there. Just the pit before him. He flips a coin down it.

[spoiler] Kroatz discovers he just lost a coin.[/spoiler]

End of Movement actions

-terminates-

Attack Cycle

Hint- Size matters. The size of your platoon has a big part in victory.

Posted at 2:06PM, Jun. 30, 2010

Eh…okay, the deal is we leave in peace, if someone cleans up the vault. Sound good?

Posted at 2:06PM, Jun. 30, 2010

*gulps* Well, they say that bravery is doing something stupid when you're supposed to be too scared too so.

CHARGE!

Posted at 2:06PM, Jun. 30, 2010

And the puppy park was alright. Autumn just ran around the picnic table. She's my 11 month old golden retriever.

Posted at 2:06PM, Jun. 30, 2010

Eh…okay, the deal is we leave in peace, if someone cleans up the vault. Sound good?

i guess that someone is me? well i'll do some tidying up but i'm not messing with the dead rats. those things are freaky.

Posted at 2:06PM, Jun. 30, 2010

Ill clean the vault for a pie.

Posted at 2:06PM, Jun. 30, 2010

And those aren't dead rats, those are dying vault members. Could ya clean the clinic then hurry them there? Thanks.

Posted at 2:06PM, Jun. 30, 2010

Ill clean the vault for a pie.

deal. what flavor?

also… obsidian team…

Posted at 3:06PM, Jun. 30, 2010

Wait, did I forget to finish those?… no, wait, that's my blood-*Notices arm has been shot off* AAHHH-medic! Medic!

Posted at 3:06PM, Jun. 30, 2010

rhubarb please.

Posted at 3:06PM, Jun. 30, 2010

And those aren't dead rats, those are dying vault members. Could ya clean the clinic then hurry them there? Thanks.

Thats my lunch.

Posted at 3:06PM, Jun. 30, 2010

picture

I can't tell if I'm angry in that picture, scared, or have to poop.

Probably all three, now that I think about it.

Posted at 3:06PM, Jun. 30, 2010

Now I remember why I didn't like this alliance. Its Crocty spewwing nonsense while kitty and pastel agree/play along. Add insults from Pastel towards me and you got their alliance. Yeah sad to see that go e.e

You seem in a bit of a harsh mood, compadre! I'm far less motivated to play now that they're not around. Even if it seems nonsensical, they're all quite intelligent and it was generally a joy whether I was with or against them. o_O

Posted at 3:06PM, Jun. 30, 2010

NoooooooOoOOoOoOoOooOoooooooOooooOooooOooooo!
My coin, my beautiful coin.

Posted at 4:06PM, Jun. 30, 2010

I know what will make everyone feel better! Lord Of The Rings, and Vuvuzuelas!

Posted at 4:06PM, Jun. 30, 2010

War is hell.
Its so bad we have started doing warhammer 40K references!
Well if you cant beat em…join em!
*puts on over sized helmet and takes out eight foot long chainsaw sword with a machine gun that fires rockets built into it*

Posted at 4:06PM, Jun. 30, 2010

I will bring on the vuvuzela's! In fact, time to call upon my mightiest follower!

Posted at 4:06PM, Jun. 30, 2010

YAY! I've been roku-arted! Also, you know what you should all do? You should all participate in B.U.G.. Yep, B.U.G. seems like it'd be fun indeed. B.U.G. YEAH!
…
B.U.G.
I'm done…

Posted at 4:06PM, Jun. 30, 2010

I'll have to start a shitty sprite comic just to be involved in this, and it will revolve around the bakery situation!