Thread "Mafia XXXI: Kicking It Old School" in forum "MAFIA... and other forum games"

Posted at 3:07PM, Jul. 16, 2010

Don't take me so seriously guys :P

EDIT: Unfortunately, something about modship has altered something somewhere… so I can't log in at work, or from my phone. Like at all. So I'm pretty much locked out of posting anything during work hours. I'm still lurking offline though :(

Posted at 3:07PM, Jul. 16, 2010

Mett's halo got stuck again.

Posted at 3:07PM, Jul. 16, 2010

Yep, it's a halo, my halo, I did not steal this from someone else's head-air-space.

Posted at 3:07PM, Jul. 16, 2010

sigh. not again. at least it isn't filled with irony like crocty's halo

Posted at 3:07PM, Jul. 16, 2010

I believe it's the narrative in 30 minutes…? I can never keep track. Of anything.

sWEET,

Posted at 3:07PM, Jul. 16, 2010

Boo, always missing picture opportunities…

I blame crocty.

Posted at 3:07PM, Jul. 16, 2010

That screen is as blank as my mind right now. -blank stares-

Posted at 3:07PM, Jul. 16, 2010

Always relevant, Zeph.

Posted at 3:07PM, Jul. 16, 2010

I know right? I am like the king of on topic revelance.

Posted at 3:07PM, Jul. 16, 2010

Well, I meant Zim is always relevant… but yeah.

Posted at 3:07PM, Jul. 16, 2010

I see, well then. Gir says its time for the pig wars.

Posted at 3:07PM, Jul. 16, 2010

Got your PTSD Vietnam era Corporal here.

Posted at 3:07PM, Jul. 16, 2010

Oh shit, things just got serious.

Posted at 4:07PM, Jul. 16, 2010

Night Two

Hakoshen was just locking up the store. A person appeared with a grin on his face and pressed
up against the glass. Hakoshen shook his head and pointed at the CLOSED sign on the door. The person fell into a fit of rage and began to pound on the glass. Hak backed away slowly and tried to run to his hidden, mafia exterminating labyrinth. He heard the crashing of glass behind him as the would be customer shot the window. Hakoshen kept running, turning over vats of acid and scorpions on his would be killer. Unfortunately, he tripped into the death trap with the blender blades. The serial killer grinned again as he hit the eviscerate button.

[spoiler]Hakoshen the townie has been eviscerated.[/spoiler]

Alwinbot was bent of the pavement with a magnifying glass in his hand. He finally uncovered a clue: a poster for Tron Legacy. â€œAh huh!â€ He turned behind him. There was someone with a knife. Alwinbot tried to draw his pistol, but it was too late.

[spoiler]Alwinbot the detective was snuffed out.[/spoiler]

Maru was glad that the townâ€™s folk had stopped talking about Star Wars. It was starting to get on her nerves. If she saw one more light saber, she was going to freak. It was bad enough that Hakoshen was passing them around to the townies to defend themselves. She was a bit excited though. She had just got her nursing license. Maybe she would help someone though. She heard a strange popping sound and felt pain shooting up her abdomen. The pressed her hand against her stomach, and it came away wrapped in a glove of blood. â€œWho will save me?â€

[spoiler]Maru the Random Nurse couldnâ€™t save herself.[/spoiler]

Rokulily dusted flour off her hands as she went upstairs. She passed by the horse head on her dresser several times. She never noticed it. Not until the sun rose when she woke up in the morning.

The bomber stuck into another dwelling and planted another bomb

Zeph was alive again. How could that be? Suddenly the town rewound and he was facing his assailant again. Zeph drew a ghostly knife. â€œThis time Iâ€™m ready for you.â€ He slashed at his attacker with the knife and parried the club several times. â€œWho even fights with a club these days?â€ He pulled off several kung fu moves and even felt like he would win this time. He was so engaged with fighting, that he didnâ€™t even noticed that it was sunrise. He vanished when the sun hit him. To Be Continued. (No clues in this one. )

Night Two Has Ended. Day Three Has Begun

Please send in votes. I will try to be posted by 6pm CDT. But I havenâ€™t planned out my day tomorrow yet.

Posted at 4:07PM, Jul. 16, 2010

Yay dead people.

Posted at 4:07PM, Jul. 16, 2010

Awww :(

Posted at 4:07PM, Jul. 16, 2010

Detective and the random? :\

Okay these clues *seem* obvious. But my clue solving simply stinks. I'll have a go, might as well, I've got nothing else to do for the team.

Posted at 4:07PM, Jul. 16, 2010

I'm just amazed that I'm still alive.

Haven't been taking any part in the town defense. The mafia must respect that.

Also, I like to repoint out my disagreement about having no clues included during failed attacks. Attacks should always leave clues, regardless if the the target was killed or not.

Posted at 4:07PM, Jul. 16, 2010

Um…That last one has no clues cause it has nothing to do with anything else.

Posted at 4:07PM, Jul. 16, 2010

Well, damn, it looks like the mafia got lucky.

Posted at 4:07PM, Jul. 16, 2010

Um…That last one has no clues cause it has nothing to do with anything else.

True dat, but you reminded me about the failed attack during the first night. That was a genuine attack that was prevented, thanks to a meddling paramedic.

Well, damn, it looks like the mafia got lucky.

Indeed.

…perhaps too lucky.

Posted at 4:07PM, Jul. 16, 2010

What's Tron Legacy?

Posted at 4:07PM, Jul. 16, 2010

Well I searched the detective's narrative for clues. I figure because it was the shortest narrative it would be the easiest.

Ugh I suck. I'm just gonna let everyone else do the work, I can never solve the bloody clues. I'm gonna go catch an Aipom. ):<
EDIT: Oh, the only thing I found from going through all the bloody profiles was that PP's thumbnail for fractions sorta resembles the helmets from tron legacy. But that's all.

Posted at 4:07PM, Jul. 16, 2010

Um…That last one has no clues cause it has nothing to do with anything else.
True dat, but you reminded me about the failed attack during the first night. That was a genuine attack that was prevented, thanks to a meddling paramedic.
Well, damn, it looks like the mafia got lucky.
Indeed.

…perhaps too lucky.

They may have an inside person….wheres jninja?

Posted at 4:07PM, Jul. 16, 2010

Search people who have a grin on their avatar, as soon as you can. I have found Crocty, Product Placement, and Seventy 2.