May's Game of the Month: The 'What If?' machine

Posted at 10:05AM, May. 13, 2007

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you would cut yourself
what if I was link

Posted at 11:05AM, May. 13, 2007

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After bringing peace back to the world, you would begin a Lawn Care service

What if the world was flat?

Posted at 11:05AM, May. 13, 2007

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it isn't so don't worry

what if I made 2500 comments in forums?

Posted at 12:05PM, May. 13, 2007

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Then you'd be tha COMMENT MASTA!

What if Burger king was only burger Jester?

Posted at 12:05PM, May. 13, 2007

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it wouldn't be as good

what if I was someone famous

Posted at 1:05PM, May. 13, 2007

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Then a stalker wpu;d follow you where ever you go and would kill you

What if my computer would explode right now?

Posted at 1:05PM, May. 13, 2007

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You'd die. And if you survived, you'd no longer be able to post comments, and read comics.

Posted at 1:05PM, May. 13, 2007

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what if Cthulhu followed the actual rules?

Posted at 2:05PM, May. 13, 2007

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He would ask "What if" questions, rather than just answer them.

Posted at 2:05PM, May. 13, 2007

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What if I banged my head into a wall repeditively?

Posted at 3:05PM, May. 13, 2007

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You'd bleed. A lot.

What if Cthulhu woke up?

Posted at 11:05PM, May. 13, 2007

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He'd stop sleeping.

what if iPods took over the world?

Posted at 11:05PM, May. 13, 2007

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(lol you saw that episode of the simpsons?) They would whip us with there ear plugs for no reason.

What if Cokes favorite cookie was the oreo?

Posted at 8:05AM, May. 14, 2007

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they would try dunking it into the coke or have oreo flavored coke.

what if i was always right?

Posted at 9:05AM, May. 14, 2007

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Well then these following things would be fact:

- 2+2=Shut your mouth.
- The first president of China was Madonna.
- A wizard did it.
- Pepsi is better than Coke.

What if like were a video game?

Posted at 10:05AM, May. 14, 2007

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Mario would rule America and Luigi would own the UK and bowser would rule canada and Mexico and there would be4 a tremendouse battle between them !

What if the it was night all the time?

Posted at 1:05PM, May. 14, 2007

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you'd never wake up

what if Cthulu wasn't the ultimate god?

Posted at 1:05PM, May. 14, 2007

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1. Don't ask hypothetical questions.
2. It's spelled CTHULHU!!! (Waaaaay too many people get that wrong)

What if you watched my videos?

Posted at 2:05PM, May. 14, 2007

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They would probably enlighten me, causing me to start an amazing religion which will show the true path to glory and happiness.

What if I shaved my moustache?

Posted at 2:05PM, May. 14, 2007

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you would have a bald upper lip

what if I decided to spell Cthulu right

Posted at 2:05PM, May. 14, 2007

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Then life as we know it would be destroyed

What if I got REALLY fat

Posted at 2:05PM, May. 14, 2007

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you would be more % fat than you are now

what if I were to fight link and win?

Posted at 4:05PM, May. 14, 2007

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Then every LOZ fan would hunt you down and kill you where you stand and put your head on top of a pole.

What if there was world peace?

Posted at 4:05PM, May. 14, 2007

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I'd give it five seconds for the middle east to mess up all over again.

What if you got the scarab gun in Halo 2?

Posted at 4:05PM, May. 14, 2007

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lol give me it and every one is dead!

what if i decided not to torture adenn?