Thread "May's Game of the Month: The 'What If?' machine" in forum "MAFIA... and other forum games"

Posted at 4:05PM, May. 14, 2007

I would figure out what a scarab gun is, and if it's good, kill as many enemies as I can with it.

what if I morphed with link and we were a fusion(you know, like they do on yu-gi-oh, curse the name), anyone tired of me asking link questions?

Posted at 7:05PM, May. 14, 2007

You would develop schizophrenia. The Link you would become depressed because the human you would rather stay inside and sleep than go out and have adventure binges. After a few hours of arguing with yourself, you settle with a compromise and become a cucco farmer, eventually creating exploding cuccos.

What if Japan disappeared off of the face of the Earth?

Posted at 5:05AM, May. 15, 2007

Then we would only have poser anime and I would go insane and kill every one

What if I got one of those exploding cuccos?

Posted at 6:05AM, May. 15, 2007

you would make it mad and it would explode in your face! smearing you across the world.

What if the cucco was in fact called what it is a chicken?

Posted at 12:05PM, May. 15, 2007

then it wouldn't be a cuckoo

what if I ate exploding cuckoos?

Posted at 1:05PM, May. 15, 2007

It'd explode in your mouth. If you're lucky. If your not, it'd explode in your small intestine, and leave a pretty cool lokking sight.

What if I showed you a picture of something to look forward to in "The cult of the Elder lemons"?

(You don't want to see it. Trust me.)

Posted at 4:05PM, May. 15, 2007

I'm not sure.

what if you spelled trust correctly?

Posted at 5:05PM, May. 15, 2007

It was a mistake!!!

Anyway,this is a sneak preview of the "Cult of the Elder Lemons"

http://www.uweb.ucsb.edu/~neal_wiley/dlem.html

Posted at 5:05AM, May. 16, 2007

what if you DIDNT just plug youre comic (or someon elses)

Posted at 5:05AM, May. 16, 2007

Then He would NOT have broken the rules!

what if VGman was good?

Posted at 9:05AM, May. 16, 2007

then we'd all die

what if reploids were real?

Posted at 9:05AM, May. 16, 2007

Then the terminator movies would be boring since it would be about real life.

What if every other person didn't reference their comic or their avatar in their questions?

Posted at 10:05AM, May. 16, 2007

then I wouldnt have looked at it

what if I could turn invisible

Posted at 11:05AM, May. 16, 2007

you would walk into the street and since you cannot be seen. the driver of a large semi truck splatter's you all over the pavment and noone will ever find your body for it will be invisible people will smell your body and call it kakashi's ghost's liger!

what if everyone was as clever as i am?

Posted at 1:05PM, May. 16, 2007

the world would be pretty dumb

what if I stopped talking about zelda?

Posted at 3:05PM, May. 16, 2007

Then nothing will happen. Everything would just run smoothly as always. No big change.

What if we all have 30 days left before the world explodes and no one knew how to make rockets to get us out of there before it happens?

Posted at 3:05PM, May. 16, 2007

I would teleport all my friends, and myself to my home planet.

11 people… the rest of you are s.o.l!

What if tokyopimp5764's name was tokyopimp5763?

Posted at 4:05PM, May. 16, 2007

Then we would have a serious problem on our hands since we have been talking the wrong asian pimp.

What if continental drift never happened?

Posted at 4:05PM, May. 16, 2007

we wouldn't have earthquakes or volcanoes

what if I made a really good comic about Dark Link?

Posted at 5:05AM, May. 17, 2007

Dark link would finaly have a reason to manifest itself in our world and kill as many people as possible untill someon finaly shoots him.

what if people coperated a little bit more.

Posted at 9:05AM, May. 17, 2007

then life would be no fun

what if tokyo pimp was really asian

Posted at 1:05PM, May. 17, 2007

Tokyopimp, who has now suddenly turned asain, have broken the laws of science and has physically changed races. Scientists from all over the world gather to his house to see it for themselves.

Tokyopimp had this to say:

"Oh snap."

What if Russia was the world's superpower?

Posted at 5:05PM, May. 17, 2007

what's a russia?

what if I was actually a secret agent disguised as Dark Link?

Posted at 5:05AM, May. 18, 2007

it wouldnt be a verry good disguse

what if you wernt so zelda fixated

Posted at 5:05AM, May. 18, 2007

then he would be I LIKE MARIO. and be fixated on the mario craze and walk out to a bull and try to throw a fireball and get trampled by the bull.

what if a alien race made us all pet's and tried to take us to get fixed?