Thread "May's Game of the Month: The 'What If?' machine" in forum "MAFIA... and other forum games"

Posted at 5:05PM, May. 21, 2007

we all would get drunk and shoot each other.

what if i wasn't getting married?

Posted at 5:05PM, May. 21, 2007

Then you wouldn't of sent me a pq telling me about it. And you wouldn't be making the biggest mistake of your life.

What if 2+2=fish?

Posted at 8:05AM, May. 22, 2007

then we would live in a world where faries existed.

what if AvP actually happend

Posted at 10:05AM, May. 22, 2007

I'd probably be the guy with the robot arm.

What if the new Pokemon games' music was less annoying?

Posted at 10:05AM, May. 22, 2007

it's finally happened a pokemon game that has good music for ounce it's making pokemon the biggest cult ever!

what if cthulhu wasn't trying to take over the world i had already conquered causing a tremendous war between my army against him????

Posted at 11:05AM, May. 22, 2007

ok if you had but that in "What if" form youre answer would be this.

there would be no world to rule as the war would have caused a nulear winter, thus killing every one

what if tokyopimp5764 didnt come back to DD?

Posted at 12:05PM, May. 22, 2007

the forums would be slimmer then usually would be in a week

what if i had a pb&j sandwich?

Posted at 1:05PM, May. 22, 2007

Then you'd eat it. 'Nuff said.

What if my dragon demon annihilated everyone with no remorse?

Posted at 5:05AM, May. 23, 2007

then gerbils would rise up and start a gerble empire. they would eventually kill the dragon and then go about there lives like humans did. then they would wait out there days untill somthing came along and killed them

what if i knew what i was going to ask

Posted at 5:05AM, May. 23, 2007

Then I would be forced to answer it, and this answer would cease to exist.

What if we all had tails like monkeys.

Posted at 7:05AM, May. 23, 2007

Then we would all be saiyans. All the guys would spend the greater part of their time screaming and bulging their muscles at each other. Hemorrhaging rates go up.

What if I invented the coffee I.V. drip?

Posted at 11:05AM, May. 23, 2007

coffie lovers and late night office workors would worship you as they can finaly inject coffie straight into there blood streem saveing countless minuts that they would normaly spend sipping at the coffee.

what if evil space parots flew down to earth and annoied every one by repeating there thughts.

Posted at 5:05PM, May. 23, 2007

what if evil space parrots flew down to earth and annoyed every one by repeating there thoughts?

What if the black plague happened again?

Posted at 5:05AM, May. 24, 2007

then wed be shit outa luck

what if sasuke wasnt emo

Posted at 7:05AM, May. 24, 2007

The naruto world would cease to exsest.

What if My charther where real?

Posted at 7:05AM, May. 24, 2007

then the world would be in utter chaos.

what if a vampire bit a fish

Posted at 9:05AM, May. 24, 2007

Then the oceans will run red with blood as the vampire fish army amasses more followers. After all the fish and aquatic mammals have been killed or turned, they will turn their gaze to the only available food left: land animals. One night, all the aquatic animals march up the beaches and riverbanks to bring the earth walkers to their knees, but they find out too late that they cannot breathe without water. Now there are no more fish in the world.

What if walls could talk?

Posted at 11:05AM, May. 24, 2007

thered be no such thing as privacy

what if kakashi from naruto and rukia from bleach dated

Posted at 1:05PM, May. 24, 2007

that would meen that the bridge betwean gaps has been breached and i have missed my chance to finaly unite the animated world with the real one (wich i would never miss this opertunity so that cant happin)

what if i suceeded in uniteing the worlds?

Posted at 1:05PM, May. 24, 2007

we would no longer have dimensions as we know it and…

what if I put my avatar back the way it was?

Posted at 1:05PM, May. 24, 2007

You'd deserve to get smacked across the face, because your new avatar is much better.

What if… um…

What if John Kerry, and Dr. Phil had a looong conversation?

Posted at 2:05PM, May. 24, 2007

Dr. Phil would eventually call someone fat

what if my avatar didn't stretch on my little box to the right?

Posted at 2:05PM, May. 24, 2007

you wouldnt be complaining about it right now

what if i wasnt listing to music right now

Posted at 4:05PM, May. 24, 2007

You would be more concentrated.

What if I made the next "Game of the Month"?

Posted at 6:05PM, May. 24, 2007

then may would be over and I would cry

what if I was actually a comic critic people pay attention to?