Thread "May's Game of the Month: The 'What If?' machine" in forum "MAFIA... and other forum games"

Posted at 7:05PM, May. 24, 2007

people would realise how bad your reveiws are.

what if my cat ruled the world.

Posted at 3:05AM, May. 25, 2007

My dog would eat it.

What if a goat got a shave?

Posted at 6:05AM, May. 25, 2007

that would be extreamly creepy really that would……

what if i summoned Titus Crow in the RPG?

Posted at 8:05AM, May. 25, 2007

Cthulhu will have one more person to fight.

What if stuffed animals came alive at night?

Posted at 9:05AM, May. 25, 2007

Your Scriptwriter would have better grammar than you.

What if I wrote the next DOOM game?

Posted at 12:05PM, May. 25, 2007

then I hope you wouldn't make it quite as freaky/scary as doom 3

what if I made the world's best webcomic?

Posted at 1:05PM, May. 25, 2007

Then you best be emptying your e-mail account cause you're gonna have a lot of fans.

What if Jesus was still alive?

Posted at 7:05PM, May. 25, 2007

He is

what if you read the bible and knew that he arose from the grave and ascended to heaven?

Posted at 12:05AM, May. 26, 2007

I would pray for him to send me a postcard.

What if squirrels were actually a diabolical alien race silently scheming to eradicate all human life on earth?

Posted at 5:05AM, May. 26, 2007

ALL the DD members would volenteer to go to war with them and all be killed and eaten, and giant white gold Pheonixs would inherite the earth.

what if everyone in the world turned into giant snake dragons?

Posted at 5:05AM, May. 26, 2007

I'd be the coolest one. End of story.

What if… What if I could think up a "what if" question?

Posted at 8:05AM, May. 26, 2007

Your "what if" question would be so perplexing, people's heads would explode from reading it. No one can post a reply, and this thread implodes on itself.

What if pencils had feelings?

Posted at 10:05AM, May. 26, 2007

They would cry every time we used them,and kids would always get zeros on there homework,because the paper would be so water-logged, that the teacher wouldn't be able to read it,and society would crumble,and fall,and my army of evil Hydras would concure the world,as easily as you melt butter with an oven.and Cthulhu would become,Cthulu.
MWAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA

What if i ate an ancient scarab beetle?

Posted at 12:05PM, May. 26, 2007

indigestion.

What if I gave a damn?

Posted at 12:05PM, May. 26, 2007

Than your damn would be given.

What if something INTERESTING was on Comedy Central today?

Boring movie after boring movie so far…

Posted at 6:05PM, May. 26, 2007

Then there would be something on TV to watch.

What if…
In the next X-men movie (Because we all know it's coming eventually) Professor X (because we all know he'll be back) is sitting in his wheel chair and he says "My X-Men… I have a confession to make. I am actually John Luc Picard, Captain of the Starship Enterprise." then he stands up and says "Beam me up scotty."

(yea, I'm bored too)

Posted at 9:05AM, May. 27, 2007

if that happined people in the audiance would riot in the streets at the horrible movie and in the movie professer x would be insitutonlised (or however you spell that)

what if all the water in the world turned into acid

Posted at 1:05PM, May. 27, 2007

All living things would die, not of dehydration, but because muscle tissue, blood, body fat, bone, any cell with cytosol would be eaten away (I'm a nerd). It would be a cool way to die though.

What if computers were robots in disguise?

Posted at 1:05PM, May. 27, 2007

All computers would rebell, and kill all of mankind.

What if… What if I could think of a "what if" question on the spot?

Posted at 2:05PM, May. 27, 2007

um, you just did.
what if I could instantly grow humongous wings?

Posted at 2:05PM, May. 27, 2007

You would have to buy alot of new shirts and jackets

What if people would stop using "What if I could think of a 'What if?" as a question

Posted at 5:05PM, May. 27, 2007

then they wouldn't say that
what if the moon was made of cheese?

Posted at 6:05PM, May. 27, 2007

Then I'd eat it. But only if it was cheddar cheese.

What if he didn't spell cheese wrong?

Posted at 6:05PM, May. 27, 2007

He didnt

What if I was a Phoenix?

Posted at 6:05PM, May. 27, 2007

You'd die. And the real truth is, that phoenix's lay their eggs in ashes, so they don't really "rise from the ashes as a baby" after they die.

What if Aqua was logged in?