Thread "Name something you can NOT get on the Internet" in forum "Comic Talk and General Discussion *"

Posted at 6:03PM, Mar. 12, 2007

A full picture of Terminal's face.

Posted at 7:03PM, Mar. 12, 2007

LIES!!
i found them

along with oz's swimsuit photos

Posted at 7:03PM, Mar. 12, 2007

A clone army that you can use for world domination.

Posted at 8:03PM, Mar. 12, 2007

i knew it! terminal IS a girl!

Posted at 8:03PM, Mar. 12, 2007

You can get rats, and newts, and Crawdads even…Shipped live…yep can get 'em.

While you can look for options ON excercise, the internet itself will not give you excercise…it will not force you to excercise…HEE!

Hmmm…the list gets harder…

More social interaction in your community (Not online).

Posted at 1:03AM, Mar. 13, 2007

okay, first, everyone knows terminal is a can of coke, we dont need any more info than that

sunlight/a tan:
buy a tanning bath on ebay

Family: talk to relatives on MSN

STD's:
Ever heard of hearing AIDS? :D

live animals: you so can…

pizza:
yes, you can order pizza online… maybe not through your cd player, but you can put a delivery order out online

a life:

…

…okay, you got me there…

NUMBER OF THINGS SO FAR, THAT YOU CANNOT ATTAIN OVER THE INTERNET:
1. a life

i doubt there is anymore then that…

Posted at 7:03PM, Mar. 13, 2007

A soul. Ebay banned them.

Posted at 5:03AM, Mar. 14, 2007

STD's:
Ever heard of hearing AIDS? :D

… WTF are you talking about? How is this a counterpoint?

Posted at 5:03AM, Mar. 14, 2007

STD's:
Ever heard of hearing AIDS? :D
… WTF are you talking about? How is this a counterpoint?

okay mr. needs a rebuttal or might explode…

your talking to a chick online, you ask to meet her somewhere, as one thing leads to another you may very well end up with itcheh privvates the next morning…
you may argue that you aren't getting them over the net perse… but i still believe it counts, it is arranged online ergo it is "gotten" online… but thats my opinion…

Posted at 6:03AM, Mar. 14, 2007

STD's:
Ever heard of hearing AIDS? :D
… WTF are you talking about? How is this a counterpoint?

okay mr. needs a rebuttal or might explode…

your talking to a chick online, you ask to meet her somewhere, as one thing leads to another you may very well end up with itcheh privvates the next morning…
you may argue that you aren't getting them over the net perse… but i still believe it counts, it is arranged online ergo it is "gotten" online… but thats my opinion…

Okay, if you're gonna reach that far, I can also get anything by phone as well. Name one thing I can't. ;)

Posted at 6:03AM, Mar. 14, 2007

Name something you can NOT get on the Internet:

The Truth

Posted at 6:03AM, Mar. 14, 2007

You could also order vials or cultures of STDs online if you knew where to get them and had the right credentials. lol!

Hah ha, you can get lots of truth online, it just depends on whose truth it is.

Posted at 7:03AM, Mar. 14, 2007

Fast food. A tire rotation. A sun tan. These are things that absolutely require you to leave the house.

Um… OH YEAH!!! I got a good one!!!

INTERNET SERVICE INTERRUPTION MAINTENANCE! If you're internet is down, you cannot use the internet to solve the problem. You MUST use another means of communication to restore service.

Posted at 9:03AM, Mar. 14, 2007

The Yakult I just drank. Let's see your Internet try and reach for my colon.

Posted at 3:03PM, Mar. 14, 2007

A hug

Posted at 3:03PM, Mar. 14, 2007

Milk. You cannot buy milk online. Any other groceries, fine. But not milk.

Posted at 3:03PM, Mar. 14, 2007

Whether or not you can get a life over the internet is a matter of opinion. If you have internet friends whom you enjoy talking to and an internet community you are an important part of, it could be seen as a 'life'.

Posted at 3:03PM, Mar. 14, 2007

Whether or not you can get a life over the internet is a matter of opinion. If you have internet friends whom you enjoy talking to and an internet community you are an important part of, it could be seen as a 'life'.

Yay! I have a life!

Here's something you can't get on the internet: Nothing.

Posted at 11:03PM, Mar. 14, 2007

a taxidermy crow. i've looked!

Posted at 1:03AM, Mar. 15, 2007

wow, freux, a taxidermy crow?? suddenly I'm worried for your little argentinian lizard… ;_; it's alive, right??
erm…
hey you can get "a life" on the internet– you can make money, become famous, and make friends! I think that covers almost all the bases!!
but you CAN'T get… … immortality?

Posted at 1:03AM, Mar. 15, 2007

…A rotwiler?
….A rotwiler than can talk?
…..A rotwiler that can talk and can barf out a heart?

Posted at 1:03AM, Mar. 15, 2007

wow, freux, a taxidermy crow?? suddenly I'm worried for your little argentinian lizard… ;_; it's alive, right??
erm…
hey you can get "a life" on the internet– you can make money, become famous, and make friends! I think that covers almost all the bases!!
but you CAN'T get… … immortality?

rofl. I want one for a reference since it's illegal to own them. XD I'm not.. weird. >_>

Posted at 1:03AM, Mar. 15, 2007

You can get rats, and newts, and Crawdads even…Shipped live…yep can get 'em.

While you can look for options ON excercise, the internet itself will not give you excercise…it will not force you to excercise…HEE!

Hmmm…the list gets harder…

More social interaction in your community (Not online).

i met thsere love Darwin

Posted at 9:03AM, Mar. 15, 2007

A gun that shoots a constant stream of highly-pressurized Jell-O pudding.

Posted at 9:03AM, Mar. 15, 2007

Milk. You cannot buy milk online. Any other groceries, fine. But not milk.

You can TOTALLY buy milk online. www.vons.com