Thread "Name something you can NOT get on the Internet" in forum "Comic Talk and General Discussion *"

Posted at 2:03PM, Mar. 15, 2007

a proctology exam

Posted at 2:03PM, Mar. 15, 2007

a dimensional hopping device

Posted at 3:03PM, Mar. 15, 2007

Well, you can't get human contact in a physical sense through the net, though I'm sure the scientists are working on it.

Posted at 4:03PM, Mar. 15, 2007

a rabbit shooting cannon.

Posted at 4:03PM, Mar. 15, 2007

A Really-Awesome-Super-Duper-Mega-Ultra-Special-Magic-Sweet-Cool-Ultimate-Deluxe Lettuce leaf. It will have rotten by the time it gets to you, which is totally not Really-Awesome-Super-Duper-Mega-Ultra-Special-Magic-Sweet-Cool-Ultimate-Deluxe.

Posted at 6:03AM, Mar. 16, 2007

Um… OH YEAH!!! I got a good one!!!

INTERNET SERVICE INTERRUPTION MAINTENANCE! If you're internet is down, you cannot use the internet to solve the problem. You MUST use another means of communication to restore service.

Winner.

Posted at 7:03AM, Mar. 16, 2007

a taxidermy crow. i've looked!

Not very hard. Ebay has everything.

but you CAN'T get… … immortality?

That depends on how one defines immortality. If recognition beyond the grave counts as immortality, then that is yet to be seen.

Posted at 7:03AM, Mar. 16, 2007

The 100th name of Allah.

Posted at 10:03AM, Mar. 16, 2007

Common Sense.

No..scratch that. You can't get common sense anywhere these days…)

Posted at 10:03AM, Mar. 16, 2007

but you CAN'T get… … immortality?

O RLY?

Posted at 10:03AM, Mar. 16, 2007

but you CAN'T get… … immortality?

O RLY?

that is the most proffessional webpage i've ever seen…if i had a cow i would SO use this page to trade it for some magic beans.

Posted at 11:03AM, Mar. 16, 2007

I think that website gave me herpes…

Posted at 12:03PM, Mar. 16, 2007

Those eternal life rings better be adjustable because I don't think your average Gerry Springer guest/audience-member would be able to fit them on otherwise.

Posted at 12:03PM, Mar. 16, 2007

decent information on catapillars, ive looked

Posted at 9:03PM, Mar. 17, 2007

decent information on catapillars, ive looked

well… there's no such thing as catapillars… its caterpillars the bug…

silly…

Posted at 6:03AM, Mar. 18, 2007

The T-Virus.

Posted at 7:03AM, Mar. 18, 2007

Atlantis?

Posted at 7:03AM, Mar. 18, 2007

Atlantis?

Stargate: Atlantis

Posted at 8:03AM, Mar. 18, 2007

a pet hippo

Posted at 6:03AM, Mar. 21, 2007

you cant get a triple bypass surgery (or any type of surgery for that matter) over the internet! this takes the skill of a surgeon! who in their right mind would use the internet to cut themselves open? ;)

Posted at 7:03AM, Mar. 21, 2007

You can't get a STD

Posted at 7:03AM, Mar. 21, 2007

Drunk.

Posted at 9:03AM, Mar. 21, 2007

Drunk.

http://www.stanback.net/images/flash/yatta.swf
It felt the same

Posted at 10:03AM, Mar. 21, 2007

http://www.stanback.net/images/flash/yatta.swf
It felt the same

I'll never be able to get that song outta my head for the rest of the day.

Posted at 11:03AM, Mar. 21, 2007

My underwear.