Advertise with us

Moonlight meanderer
AQua_ng
AQua_ng
status:
offline
posts:
199
joined:
04/06/2006
Posted at

"PHWOAR! That one was a beast!"

New situation: Whilst gently breaking up with your girl/boyfriend.

Posted at

It's not me and it's not you, it's your parent's fault for bumping uglies and making your sorry ass.

Dan
Dan
status:
offline
posts:
199
joined:
03/16/2006
Posted at

"I fucking hate you, okay?!"

Posted at

Oh, come on, you didn't REALLY think this relationship would last, did you?

Posted at

So, uh, yeah. I'm breaking up with you. Hey, are you gonna eat that?

AQua_ng
AQua_ng
status:
offline
posts:
199
joined:
04/06/2006
Posted at

Now, can I just feel you up one more time, you know, for old time's sake.

Posted at

Now, the thing is… woah! Look at the girl over there, she is HOT!

Arcan
Arcan
status:
offline
posts:
199
joined:
09/29/2006
Posted at

Alright, good riddance to you, you bitch.WOHOO! I'm free! Now to go bang yo mama and sista!

AQua_ng
AQua_ng
status:
offline
posts:
199
joined:
04/06/2006
Posted at

Please, it's hard for me to say this…so I shall do this through the medium of dance!

*Situation* When ordering in a drive-thru.

Dan
Dan
status:
offline
posts:
199
joined:
03/16/2006
Posted at

What? Whaaat? Speak up! I can't hear you! Whaaaaat?

Advertise with us

Moonlight meanderer

DDComics is community owned.

The following patrons help keep the lights on. You can support DDComics on Patreon.