Thread "October's Game of the Month: The Worst Thing to Say" in forum "MAFIA... and other forum games"

Posted at 1:10PM, Oct. 23, 2006

Me: OK, I'm gonna order now.
Drive-Through Person: GOOD! Now tell me what you want!
Me: I wan a pwetty pony!

Posted at 2:10PM, Oct. 23, 2006

That's one mighty-fine voice y'got there…now read me the monthly specials again….slowly….

Posted at 7:10PM, Oct. 23, 2006

Listen pal I don't care about the bloody specials just give me the damn chicken nuggets!

Posted at 10:10PM, Oct. 23, 2006

"My penis itches.
What? Yeah, I said my penis is itchy!
Um, no I don't want any fires.
…why does my penis itch?"

Posted at 12:10AM, Oct. 24, 2006

"Er, yeah. I'll have two buckets of napkins and a strawful of burgers. Oh, also, can you gift-wrap that?"

Posted at 8:10AM, Oct. 24, 2006

Me: Thank you mam.

Order Taker: I'm a guy, sir.

Me: Whatever mam.

Posted at 4:10PM, Oct. 25, 2006

Whoever: "May I take your order?"
Me: "I know where you live…"

Posted at 4:10PM, Oct. 25, 2006

Speaker: Luke I am your father.

Customer: …Da hell you talkin about I just want my hamburger.

Posted at 5:10PM, Oct. 25, 2006

Yes… I'd like 10 grand, please. …With medium fries and drink. …drink of Coke, that is.

Posted at 7:10PM, Oct. 25, 2006

Hmm, a Smoked Sausage sounds delightful.

Posted at 8:10PM, Oct. 25, 2006

Smile! You're at Mr. Smiley's.

Posted at 12:10PM, Oct. 26, 2006

Speaker: Welcome to "Insert restraunt name here." order your s*** and keep moving! What would you like?

Customer: …. Wow.

Posted at 2:10AM, Oct. 28, 2006

Can I have some fries with those fries?

Posted at 9:10AM, Oct. 29, 2006

me:i'm just here to say that i ate vomit before i came here and it tasted like the food here!, so, can i have a Big tasty?
guy: this is burger king
me: well, fuck you!

Posted at 12:10PM, Oct. 29, 2006

Say when you get off duty, sounds like you got…shit, nevermind, I can see your face in teh mirror up there, and damn you'r fugly.

Posted at 1:10AM, Oct. 30, 2006

Worst thing to say during Halloween.

Posted at 4:10AM, Oct. 30, 2006

(to sweet old lady) GIVE ME THE MOTHERFUCKING CANDY YOU MOTHERFUCKER!!!!

Posted at 5:10AM, Oct. 30, 2006

I ain't afraid of no ghosts!

Posted at 11:10AM, Oct. 30, 2006

Merry Christmas!

Posted at 11:10AM, Oct. 30, 2006

Dick or Treat!

Posted at 12:10PM, Oct. 30, 2006

Apples! I don't want no apples I just want some f***en candies!

Posted at 3:10PM, Oct. 30, 2006

You look hot in that costume. I'll give you a nice treat if you let me pull a trick on your bed.
Or.
Why don't we just forget about the treat and pull a trick on the back of my car?

Posted at 3:10PM, Oct. 30, 2006

*Hiding in the trees.*

You want tricks?

*Pulls out a sniper rifle and loads it up.*

I'll give you tricks.

Posted at 3:10PM, Oct. 30, 2006

Person1: I got a Twix!
Person2: I got a Milky Way!
Person3: I got a Rock.

(I can't believe nobody has posted this yet.)

Posted at 3:10PM, Oct. 30, 2006

Hey, you know what, I feel so guilty eating all this candy, while some people have nothing on Halloween.
Let's go feed some diabetics!