Thread "One sentence story." in forum "MAFIA... and other forum games"

Posted at 9:03AM, Mar. 21, 2009

But Ben was fortunate enough to fall into a pond right next to the roller coaster.

Posted at 10:03AM, Mar. 21, 2009

The little girl yelled "WHY DON'T YOU DIE MOTHER F***er"

Posted at 1:03PM, Mar. 21, 2009

The girl then levitates out of the roller coaster car and starts to scream at the top of her lungs….

Posted at 2:03PM, Mar. 21, 2009

only to find out that she's lost her voice.

Posted at 8:03PM, Mar. 21, 2009

She continues cursing from the anger.

Posted at 3:03AM, Mar. 22, 2009

As the girl starts to look in her pockets for her voice Ben flees into the night.

Posted at 11:03AM, Mar. 22, 2009

Ben asks himself "Why did it suddenly turn night?"

Posted at 12:03PM, Mar. 22, 2009

"Because I was bored" said God.

Posted at 3:03PM, Mar. 22, 2009

Ben, understandibly surprised to be speaking with the creator of the universe, couldn't think of anything to say.

Posted at 3:03PM, Mar. 22, 2009

Ben stood there with an "OMG" kind of look.

Posted at 5:03PM, Mar. 22, 2009

After a few awkward seconds, God coughed and asked "Um… was there anything else?"

Posted at 5:03PM, Mar. 22, 2009

Ben asked God if he could take him far away from the the little girl.

Posted at 8:03PM, Mar. 22, 2009

So God whisked Ben away to the planet Lesbino III.

Posted at 12:03AM, Mar. 23, 2009

He was dissapointed to find it wasn't really filled with lesbians.

Posted at 1:03AM, Mar. 23, 2009

.. nor breathable oxygen.

Posted at 2:03AM, Mar. 23, 2009

Seeing that Ben was choking and gasping for air, God said…

Posted at 2:03AM, Mar. 23, 2009

"Here, I will grant you air," God farted, then he laughed.

Posted at 6:03AM, Mar. 23, 2009

Ben asked "If this place doesn't have any lesbians…what does it have?"

Posted at 9:03PM, Mar. 23, 2009

A voice from behind answered, "The name Lesbino III is a tad misleading, since we're all pirates here."

Posted at 1:03AM, Mar. 24, 2009

Behind Ben, there was this green 7 foot tall man, dressed in fancy pink and purple pirate outfit.

Posted at 1:03AM, Mar. 24, 2009

"Now I will do some prating, arrrr," the man sat down at his computer and inserted a blank DVD, "arrrr."

Posted at 4:03AM, Mar. 24, 2009

Next to the computer was a mountain load of pirated "MAMMA MIA! - The Movie" DVDs.

Posted at 11:03AM, Mar. 24, 2009

Horrified, Ben called out to God and asked "WHAT HAVE I DONE TO DESERVE THIS?"

Posted at 1:03PM, Mar. 24, 2009

And God replied : " It is because of your weird porn addiction."

Posted at 3:03PM, Mar. 24, 2009

"Hey! What's wrong with Formicophilia?" replied Ben.