Thread "One sentence story." in forum "MAFIA... and other forum games"

Posted at 12:03AM, Mar. 27, 2009

"Everything" God replied

Posted at 1:03AM, Mar. 27, 2009

"yarrrrr," said the pirate, "I be having DVDs the plenty for a formichophiliac such as yourself, arrrrrr is the rating on most of them."

Posted at 1:03AM, Mar. 27, 2009

Then Ben said "oh you do, can I whatch them with you?"

Posted at 12:03PM, Mar. 27, 2009

"First we need to watch all the MAMMA MIA. DVDs for quality inspection, only 238 left" said the pirate.

Posted at 4:03AM, Mar. 28, 2009

"Have fun," said God as he disapeared in a whisp of smoke.

Posted at 12:03PM, Mar. 29, 2009

Ben was obligated to watcth MAMA MIA 238 times.

Posted at 12:03PM, Mar. 29, 2009

He later died from the resulting trauma.

Posted at 12:03PM, Mar. 29, 2009

Later in heaven he had another conversation with God.

Posted at 5:03PM, Mar. 29, 2009

"God, why did you leave me alone to watch all thoos awfull DVDs," said Ben, "they were really really bad."

Posted at 1:03PM, Mar. 30, 2009

There was a moment of silence.

Posted at 10:03PM, Mar. 30, 2009

God just stared at Ben, and Ben just stared back at God.

Posted at 9:03PM, Mar. 31, 2009

This continued for a good long time until the devil showed up with a subpoena.

Posted at 9:03PM, Mar. 31, 2009

"FINALLY!" said God "That was getting REALLY old!"

Posted at 9:03PM, Mar. 31, 2009

The devil then gave God a phone book sized folder titled, "Heaven and Hell contract, chapter 12, article 25, sub paragraph 23B" where he'd highlighted a page stating that all formichophiliacs should go to Hell.

Posted at 1:04PM, Apr. 1, 2009

"Yes," God stated, "But there is the MAMA MIA clause in chapeter 98, article 1567, sub paragraph 13JJJ, which states: Any formicopiliac that watches MAMA MIA 239 times or more is exempt from the eternal damnation."

Posted at 1:04PM, Apr. 1, 2009

"Well this was the first time that Ben has seen the film so it's a darn shame that he only watched it 238 times" said the Devil.

Posted at 6:04PM, Apr. 1, 2009

Ben screamed "NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!! NOT MAMA MIA, NOT AGAIN!!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Posted at 8:04PM, Apr. 1, 2009

However, The Devil interrupted and laughed "You HAD your chance already, bub!"

Posted at 9:04PM, Apr. 1, 2009

"Wait a minute," said Ben, "I saw the broadway musical last July, I'm saved!"

Posted at 12:04AM, Apr. 2, 2009

Both the Devil and God look at Ben in shocked dismay, "What are you gay?" they said in unison.

Posted at 3:04AM, Apr. 2, 2009

And Ben said "no, but it was a bet, I made 200$ by seeing that show."

Posted at 2:04AM, Apr. 3, 2009

"Was it a bet on how gay you could be?" said the Devil making God laugh.

Posted at 3:04AM, Apr. 4, 2009

Then Ben started crying and ran away.

Posted at 9:04AM, Apr. 6, 2009

"Aw, man," said God, "now I feel kind of bad… NOT!"

Posted at 3:04PM, Apr. 6, 2009

Ben fell through a hole in the clouds.