Thread "One sentence story." in forum "MAFIA... and other forum games"

Posted at 9:04PM, Apr. 6, 2009

"Damn it Jesus," said God, "you said you fixed that!"

Posted at 2:04PM, Apr. 7, 2009

Ben fell downward from Heaven for 35,678,975,123 days.

Posted at 8:04PM, Apr. 7, 2009

By the end of his fall Ben had grown to be the wisest man in the universe, he had had years of solitude to understand everything, he was now wiser then God himself, he was also quite sore from hitting the ground so hard.

Posted at 9:04PM, Apr. 7, 2009

In a sickeningly ironic twist, the fall also gave him amnesia and locked his new found wisdom deep in his fractured psyche.

Posted at 12:04AM, Apr. 9, 2009

He also got a fractured, femur, tibia, fibula, sternum, radius, humerus, and ass.

Posted at 11:04PM, Apr. 9, 2009

But the bear he grew during his fall was in one piece, that was the important thing and all the doctors in the hospital told him that.

Posted at 12:04AM, Apr. 10, 2009

Then a Doctor with a british accent put Ben into a wheelchair and wheeled him into a strange police box.

Posted at 4:04AM, Apr. 12, 2009

The doctor and Ben travelled the universe togehter, untill Ben threw up in the Tadis like 5 minutes after take off and the doctor kicked him out.

Posted at 4:04PM, Apr. 12, 2009

Of course, 5 minutes of OUR time equaled 50 years of time traveling TARDIS time.

Posted at 8:04PM, Apr. 12, 2009

"Worst 50 years of my life," said ben, as he realized he was back on planet Lesbino III.

Posted at 8:04PM, Apr. 12, 2009

"Oh, there you are," a nearby pirate exclaimed, "We still have 567 copies of The Princess Diaries that need to be watched."

Posted at 1:04AM, Apr. 15, 2009

Ben let out a primal scream of pure pain, that shook the very universe itself.

Posted at 5:04AM, Apr. 15, 2009

And a small dwarf out of nowhere appeared with a digital camera saying "YEAH! That's the selling look" and ran away.

Posted at 7:04PM, Apr. 15, 2009

Once the dwarf was a mile away, a dragon came from the sky and land next to him.

Posted at 7:04PM, Apr. 15, 2009

The dragon, about to speak, gets crushed by a bus created for whales which was, coincidentially, built in Wales.

Posted at 5:04PM, Apr. 17, 2009

The driver of the bus leaned out the window and asked Ben "Excuse me, have you seen a dwarf with a camera anywhere around here?"

Posted at 6:04PM, Apr. 17, 2009

"He went that way," said Ben, who was now held at gunpoint by the dwarf.

Posted at 7:04PM, Apr. 17, 2009

The bus driver asked Ben who that was holding him at gun point, Ben replied, "this is a vertically challenged human being, not a dwarf."

Posted at 1:04AM, Apr. 18, 2009

Silently, Ben wondered how the heck he was being held at gunpoint by someone who was a mile away, but after all the other crazy stuff that'd happened to him so far, he didn't feel it was worth mentioning.

Posted at 1:04AM, Apr. 18, 2009

"My mistake," said the bus driver, "it seems you and that vertically chalenged person have buisness to take care of and you probably have a lot on your mind, what with all the crazy stuff that has happened to you so far."

Posted at 4:04AM, Apr. 18, 2009

And a unicorn flew by them.

Posted at 4:04PM, Apr. 18, 2009

And then, at subsonic speeds, the unicorn makes a U-turn and impales the dwarf saving Ben!

Posted at 8:04PM, Apr. 18, 2009

"Thank you for saving me," said Ben, the unicorn gestured for Ben to hop onto its back.

Posted at 9:04PM, Apr. 18, 2009

But Ben said, "Frickin unicorns!", and shot a small child in the face.

Posted at 10:04PM, Apr. 18, 2009

The bus driver looked on the scene, horrified at the events he had just seen, "holy shit."