Thread "One sentence story." in forum "MAFIA... and other forum games"

Posted at 10:04PM, Apr. 18, 2009

Then Ben, who had for some reason just magically pulled a gun of his own out of his ass, decided to take a cab to the circus cuz he felt like eating peanuts.

Posted at 11:04AM, Apr. 19, 2009

But alas, he lost his temper once more and blasted a rodeo clown right between the eyes.

Posted at 1:04PM, Apr. 19, 2009

The rodeo clown drew his final breath, and Ben realized with horrible shock that the man he had just killed…. was his mother.

Posted at 4:04PM, Apr. 19, 2009

"I could never reconize who my mom was after she was turned into a man by god," Ben said as he ran to his mothers side.

Posted at 4:04PM, Apr. 19, 2009

With tears coming to his eyes, Ben cried, "Thank God." and went to get some peanuts by shooting the nearest elephant.

Posted at 9:04PM, Apr. 20, 2009

Before Ben could pull the trigger the elephant trampled him to death so the story could move on to another character who didn't have a strong desire for peanuts.

Posted at 6:04AM, Apr. 21, 2009

This character was Ben's babyt brother, Bill.

Posted at 6:04AM, Apr. 21, 2009

But then Bill came back as a ghost to haunt Wordweaver_Three by throwing spirit peanuts at him for all eternity, and Ben ate some peanuts.

Posted at 7:04PM, Apr. 22, 2009

After 130,000,053,890,876,564 years of haunting Wordweaver_Three, Bill finally said "About time some DD users get involved in this."

Posted at 8:04PM, Apr. 22, 2009

Then Cool Guy did three backwards somersaults in the air and saved the world from doom somehow!

Posted at 4:04PM, Apr. 24, 2009

But then the world blew up and all that survived was a piece of cheese and two paper clips.

Posted at 9:04PM, Apr. 25, 2009

"Hello cheese," said paperclip A, "have you seen my sister around anywhere?"

Posted at 5:04PM, Apr. 26, 2009

Paperclip B exclaims, 'I'm gonna git you suckah!' and then attempts to chase paperclip A with a minigun around the world, which is futile as they are inanimate.

Posted at 8:04PM, Apr. 26, 2009

Also because the miniguns didn't survive, but most importantly, it was actually the Matrix, and Neo woke up with a start and got a burrito with SUPER KUNG-FUCKERY!

Posted at 12:04AM, Apr. 27, 2009

"what a strange dreams," said Neo, but then he looked on the end of his bed and sitting there were two paperclips and a block of cheese, "NOOOOOOOO!"

Posted at 6:04AM, Apr. 27, 2009

The cheese said "See Neo, this is what you get when you drink 2 gallons of Vodka"

Posted at 6:04AM, Apr. 27, 2009

Then the paperclip flipped the fuck out and stabbed Neo in the eye, because he wasn't sure how long he could drag this sentence on for.

Posted at 11:04AM, Apr. 27, 2009

And in completely unrelated news, India is now ironically full of Native Americans, once called indians.

Posted at 4:04PM, Apr. 27, 2009

Whilst the real Indians are thrown in the Brit Pit, er, I mean, a reformatory.

Posted at 3:04PM, Apr. 29, 2009

Will smith and chuck norris then team up and blow up the refomatory

Posted at 1:05PM, May. 1, 2009

Will Smith get shot in the eye and when the unknown person tries to shoot Chuck Norris, Chuck grabs the bullet and throws it back.

Posted at 2:05PM, May. 1, 2009

But then Will Smith punched Chuck Norris in the face with his amazing protagonist powers, because this thread isn't going to be filled with Chuck Norris jokes.

Posted at 6:05AM, May. 2, 2009

Did you know that when you punch Chuck Norris you explode?

Posted at 6:05AM, May. 2, 2009

But then suddenly *gasp* Chuck Norris turns out to not be as cool as he says he is, and dies like the old man he is!

(Finally!)

Posted at 10:05AM, May. 2, 2009

Then Will Smith becomes the next celebrity deity and actually lives up to the legends.