Thread "One sentence story." in forum "MAFIA... and other forum games"

Posted at 1:05PM, May. 2, 2009

This happens because he is Legend.

Posted at 1:05PM, May. 2, 2009

Indeed he is, and he goes on to defeat global warming and economic struggle by punching them both in the faces.

Posted at 9:05PM, May. 2, 2009

BUT THEN SUDDENLY A ZOMBIE APOCOLYPSE HAPPENS.

Posted at 9:05PM, May. 2, 2009

He tries to punch every zombie in the world in the face but he can't because his hand starts hurting.

Posted at 9:05AM, May. 3, 2009

So he sacrifices himself with a grenade and blows up a crowd of zombies, but unfortunately, it wasn't a very big crowd.

Posted at 2:05PM, May. 4, 2009

but then the marvel zombies show up and bite his punchin' hand off, to which he then cried, "CARLITO, FOOORRRRRGIIIIIVVVEEE MEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!"

Posted at 2:05PM, May. 4, 2009

But only one of those happened, and mine was first, so it was mine.

Posted at 2:05PM, May. 4, 2009

DAMNIT!!!

……i have failed you…….

Posted at 2:05PM, May. 4, 2009

if you zoom in on that last thing i said REEEEAAAALLLYYYY close it says:

….i have failed you…….

Posted at 6:05AM, May. 5, 2009

And then umbledijum started playing this game right because Will Smith's torched carcass punched him in the innanet.

Posted at 5:05PM, May. 5, 2009

umbledijum cried out in pain while wondering what the hell an innanet is.

and that's when the power rangers came onto the scene…

Posted at 5:05PM, May. 5, 2009

The Red Ranger then proceeded to raping Will Smith's lifeless body.

Posted at 12:05PM, May. 6, 2009

but then he remembers that he has no genitalia, and goes to hide in the corner and cry while yellow ranger laughs at him and black ranger starts making racist jokes.

Posted at 1:05PM, May. 6, 2009

But then pink power ranger has a PMS attack and everybody explodes.

Posted at 2:05PM, May. 6, 2009

Except for a crusty banana…

Posted at 2:05PM, May. 6, 2009

The crusty banana laughed maniacally and says, "Everything went exactly as planned."

Posted at 4:05PM, May. 6, 2009

To which Gary Bussi walked up and said, "OH NO!! NOT ANOTHER TALKING BANANA!! THEY TOLD ME YOU WEREN'T REAL!!!" then ran off crying about zombie pickles and monkey pirates.

Posted at 5:05PM, May. 6, 2009

Then Will Smith's ghost punched Gary in the face.

Posted at 6:05PM, May. 6, 2009

But Gary Bussi's insanity was to much for Will Smith's weak non-corporeal form to handle, so he exploded, thus starting a exstensive online debate whether or not ghosts can explode.

Posted at 8:05PM, May. 6, 2009

They can't.

Posted at 6:05AM, May. 7, 2009

Theese left many unanswered questions, such as, "why did will smith's ghost explode if ghosts can't explode?"

Posted at 3:05PM, May. 7, 2009

But none of that mattered because this game went to shit, so we started a new storyline about a mafia leprechaun named Isaac.

Posted at 3:05PM, May. 8, 2009

isaac pulled out his shelaili, and knew that it wouldn't pretty.

Posted at 5:05PM, May. 8, 2009

But then a paper clip smacked him in the face and he blew up.

Posted at 8:05PM, May. 8, 2009

"Damn it," said Neo, "you promised me and cheese that you would stop doing that!"