Thread "One sentence story." in forum "MAFIA... and other forum games"

Posted at 5:05PM, May. 9, 2009

and then cheese was eaten by a fat man, giving him gas.

Posted at 6:05PM, May. 9, 2009

The fat mans gas caused a second big bang, ending all life on earth, that is for one crusty old man and his magical tricycle.

Posted at 11:05AM, May. 10, 2009

And so the old man rode his magic tricycle through the rainbow plains of the ethereal, searching for somfin' ta eat.

Posted at 1:05PM, May. 10, 2009

when suddenly he was greeted by an oddly colored crusty banana peel…

(DUN DUN DUUUUUUUNNNNN!!!)

Posted at 5:05PM, May. 10, 2009

And they both questioned the fact that only crusty things survived each apocalypse, but wrote it off as coincidence.

Posted at 7:05PM, May. 17, 2009

"Hi" said the old man to the banana peel.

Posted at 6:05AM, May. 19, 2009

The banana peel then said "Hi" back, awkwardly.

Posted at 6:05PM, May. 21, 2009

The old man steps on the banana in his random outburst of rage, slips, and breaks his back which turned out to be a nuclear device that is activated by the impact on the ground destroying every city, town and all other civilization in the United States except the small town of Bursby somewhere in Arizona.

Posted at 11:05PM, May. 21, 2009

The lone inhabitant of Bursby, a deaf, dumb, and blind kid named Tommy, said of the apocalyptic nightmare, "….."

Posted at 11:05AM, May. 22, 2009

Tommy saw the only surviving creatures were cockroaches.

Posted at 10:05PM, May. 22, 2009

He then became a pinball wizard, and formed his own cult.

:D

Posted at 2:05PM, May. 26, 2009

He continued leading the cult for 5 years till the roaches rebeled.

Posted at 12:06PM, Jun. 15, 2009

The roaches, looking back into history and realizing that, by all rights, they should not exist as the second big bang, cuased by the mysterious god known only as Fatman had caused the death of all beings in the universe save for the crusty old man and the crusty oddly-colored bannana peel, ceased to exist, leaving deaf dumb and blind Tommy alone with the single most challenging and unwinnable pinball machine in the netherverse.

Posted at 6:06PM, Jun. 15, 2009

Tommy slit his throat causing his blood to sprout new life.

Posted at 8:06AM, Jun. 16, 2009

The new life expanded all over the world, which took about half a minute.

Posted at 1:06PM, Jun. 17, 2009

The creatures which emerged in this new creation were known as Dwiimlings.

Posted at 3:06PM, Jun. 21, 2009

Then suddenly… For no good reason, Ben comes back to life.

Posted at 11:06PM, Jun. 29, 2009

The Dwiimlings turn Ben into a perverse slave whith which they do horrible, horrible things.

Posted at 1:06PM, Jun. 30, 2009

Now, horrible, horrible things aren't very nutritious, you understand.

Posted at 11:07AM, Jul. 1, 2009

Not only that, but neither was dropping the soap while in the lavatory of a state penitentiary with ten large inmates, which, sadly, Ben eventually did.

Posted at 12:07PM, Jul. 1, 2009

And out of his recently violated anus sprang a leprechaun.

Posted at 8:07PM, Jul. 1, 2009

"It is a miracle!" cried the masses, and now half of the Jews had found their messiah.

Posted at 10:07PM, Jul. 2, 2009

Little did they know he was really a duck in a Messiah costume.

Posted at 9:07PM, Jul. 4, 2009

And Ben hated the duck.

Posted at 12:07AM, Jul. 5, 2009

Ben hated the duck so much that he shot it out of a cannon