You got a job? Last we heard you were asked to leave Toy's 'R Us! Where you working now? Welcome to the working population. It sucks. Congrats!
I'm working for my old school district as a substitute custodian. $8 an hour to clean classrooms with absolute total control of my schedule and the possibility of 40 hours a week is pretty badass for someone who just spent close to 5 months trying to find steady work. The only catch is I don't know where I'm working til a few hours before I go in.