Rant time!
I'm a pretty nice guy I think. Not hard to get along with, always ready to make friends. I like agreeing with people, and talking about topics of importance.
JUST DON'T.
F***.
WITH.
MY.
HAT.
I like hats. I love wearing hats. I feel naked without a hat. If you happen to think it is rude to wear a hat, I've got a stick I can gladly shove in your extremities. If you think wearing a HAT is rude, you haven't seen anything yet.
Thus, I grow incredibly, incredibly outraged when the school system instead of addressing problems like school violence, bullying, illegal activity, etc, etc instead imposes a strict policy on hats, which involves teachers walking up and down the halls pulling them off students heads, and then running away without telling them who exactly they are and what right they have to take something without your permission.
I grow even more enraged when people think it is my fault for wearing a hat in the first place. What is the purpose of a hat if you can't wear it in a hallway without getting it yanked off your head? Apparently wearing full school uniform isn't enough to denote that I am a student attending the school. You need to see the top of a persons head. 'tis absolutely ridiculous that the teachers in my school are allowed to take personal items then refuse to tell us who they are, and when we can expect our property back.
So if you ever meet me in life, awesome. Just don't. Don't. F***. WITH. MY. HAT.
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Rant, Moan and Rave - 2010 edition
Rant time!Maybe your hat is just ugly.
I'm a pretty nice guy I think. Not hard to get along with, always ready to make friends. I like agreeing with people, and talking about topics of importance.
JUST DON'T.
F***.
WITH.
MY.
HAT.
I like hats. I love wearing hats. I feel naked without a hat. If you happen to think it is rude to wear a hat, I've got a stick I can gladly shove in your extremities. If you think wearing a HAT is rude, you haven't seen anything yet.
Thus, I grow incredibly, incredibly outraged when the school system instead of addressing problems like school violence, bullying, illegal activity, etc, etc instead imposes a strict policy on hats, which involves teachers walking up and down the halls pulling them off students heads, and then running away without telling them who exactly they are and what right they have to take something without your permission.
I grow even more enraged when people think it is my fault for wearing a hat in the first place. What is the purpose of a hat if you can't wear it in a hallway without getting it yanked off your head? Apparently wearing full school uniform isn't enough to denote that I am a student attending the school. You need to see the top of a persons head. 'tis absolutely ridiculous that the teachers in my school are allowed to take personal items then refuse to tell us who they are, and when we can expect our property back.
So if you ever meet me in life, awesome. Just don't. Don't. F***. WITH. MY. HAT.
instead of addressing problems like school violence, bullying, illegal activity, etc, etc instead imposes a strict policy on hats, which involves teachers walking up and down the halls pulling them off students heads, and then running away without telling them who exactly they are and what right they have to take something without your permission.
I agree! Like oh there's that straight-A student who has never been to the office, been late or had detention…AND SHE'S WEARING A HAT?! WHAT A HORRIBLE CHILD!
And it's not like I'm unreasonable…if they had a good reason to tell me that I can't wear a hat in school, fine. But I've asked countless times and have never gotten a real answer. I've heard everything from "it's rude"(yep, and so is yanking it off my head and yelling at me) to it having something to do with gangs(you know, because gang members often wear little plaid hats).
Of course, when there's actually something going on, they couldn't give less of a crap. Like when there was a girl last semester who was getting her friends to send me nasty text messages and phone calls - I told the office and she had an in-school suspension for one day. Then this semester they put me in a class with her, without feeling the need to ask or tell me about it.
Way to deal with problems efficiently, school system!
You're just a straight up G.instead of addressing problems like school violence, bullying, illegal activity, etc, etc instead imposes a strict policy on hats, which involves teachers walking up and down the halls pulling them off students heads, and then running away without telling them who exactly they are and what right they have to take something without your permission.
I agree! Like oh there's that straight-A student who has never been to the office, been late or had detention…AND SHE'S WEARING A HAT?! WHAT A HORRIBLE CHILD!
And it's not like I'm unreasonable…if they had a good reason to tell me that I can't wear a hat in school, fine. But I've asked countless times and have never gotten a real answer. I've heard everything from "it's rude"(yep, and so is yanking it off my head and yelling at me) to it having something to do with gangs(you know, because gang members often wear little plaid hats).
Of course, when there's actually something going on, they couldn't give less of a crap. Like when there was a girl last semester who was getting her friends to send me nasty text messages and phone calls - I told the office and she had an in-school suspension for one day. Then this semester they put me in a class with her, without feeling the need to ask or tell me about it.
Way to deal with problems efficiently, school system!
Gangsta fo' life. With the plaid blood east coast motherfuckers!
Morning after pill…
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*question marks start popping up around him, then question/exclamation marks, then finally an exclamation/question/exclamation mark falls on his head*
!!!!!
*finally, a large sweatdrop forms next to his head before he finally facepalms himself out of realization*
My bullshit check list for the day.
One. My friend and this girl had a fight on my facebook wall because of gossip (more likely, because the one can't accept that everyone does it, especially her) and I flipped at her for starting drama on my page, only to find out the two are friends again. So Now I look like the crazy one.
Two. Got my biweekly "you're pretty, smart, and personable… why don't you have a boyfriend? What are you doing wrong?" lecture from my mother, so that was great.
Three. Got the "We had to work to get out of the city so no you can't take the bus to the zoo because some kid will grope you and steal your purse" lecture from both parents.
Four. My online friend is continuing to make his crush on me known and I really don't want to have to keep turning him down. "My parents are moving to El Salvador but maybe I can find an American friend to room with to keep me in the states…" "Good luck with that." He also obviously doesn't understand how college works, because he thinks he can take his SATs now and actually get into a school. Colleges make their final decisions on Saturday. That's not happening. I don't care how much you think things are different on the west coast. Now stop pestering me to Skype.
Five. It was fucking pajama day at school. How are you supposed to get anything done wearing pajamas? I hate casual days. Kids always bitch about how uniforms are demeaning and limiting their freedom of expression, but that's all bullshit. Uniforms promote a controlled environment that I need to learn. I don't know, maybe people like fun-time school. That's all well in good, I hope they have fun at their minimum age job, but don't keep interrupting the class because you think you have the balls to keep taking on the teacher while you have a onesie on.
-Slow breath out- I feel better now. :[
My bullshit check list for the day.Skype friend=wants to rape you. And is probably 50 years old.
One. My friend and this girl had a fight on my facebook wall because of gossip (more likely, because the one can't accept that everyone does it, especially her) and I flipped at her for starting drama on my page, only to find out the two are friends again. So Now I look like the crazy one.
Two. Got my biweekly "you're pretty, smart, and personable… why don't you have a boyfriend? What are you doing wrong?" lecture from my mother, so that was great.
Three. Got the "We had to work to get out of the city so no you can't take the bus to the zoo because some kid will grope you and steal your purse" lecture from both parents.
Four. My online friend is continuing to make his crush on me known and I really don't want to have to keep turning him down. "My parents are moving to El Salvador but maybe I can find an American friend to room with to keep me in the states…" "Good luck with that." He also obviously doesn't understand how college works, because he thinks he can take his SATs now and actually get into a school. Colleges make their final decisions on Saturday. That's not happening. I don't care how much you think things are different on the west coast. Now stop pestering me to Skype.
Five. It was fucking pajama day at school. How are you supposed to get anything done wearing pajamas? I hate casual days. Kids always bitch about how uniforms are demeaning and limiting their freedom of expression, but that's all bullshit. Uniforms promote a controlled environment that I need to learn. I don't know, maybe people like fun-time school. That's all well in good, I hope they have fun at their minimum age job, but don't keep interrupting the class because you think you have the balls to keep taking on the teacher while you have a onesie on.
-Slow breath out- I feel better now. :[
And it was fucking spirit week hawaiin shirt day at my school. Nobody wore a hawaiin shirt because we all have non-spirited disturbed youth at our school.
Namely me.
Two. Got my biweekly "you're pretty, smart, and personable… why don't you have a boyfriend? What are you doing wrong?" lecture from my mother, so that was great.
Wow… I get this from my father too much. He wants me to settle down and start a big family. I joke with him by telling him that I will settle down if I can find a woman who can bear me one hundred children. No chance of that, though. :)
Skype friend=wants to rape you. And is probably 50 years old.
Then he's very good at being a horny 16 year old who took the liberty of naming my private parts.
After mario characters.
And it was fucking spirit week hawaiin shirt day at my school. Nobody wore a hawaiin shirt because we all have non-spirited disturbed youth at our school.
Namely me.
Do people still -own- Hawaiian shirts?? That's awfully specific.
Wow… I get this from my father too much. He wants me to settle down and start a big family. I joke with him by telling him that I will settle down if I can find a woman who can bear me one hundred children. No chance of that, though.
You'd be surprised.
Five. It was fucking pajama day at school. How are you supposed to get anything done wearing pajamas? I hate casual days. Kids always bitch about how uniforms are demeaning and limiting their freedom of expression, but that's all bullshit. Uniforms promote a controlled environment that I need to learn. I don't know, maybe people like fun-time school. That's all well in good, I hope they have fun at their minimum age job, but don't keep interrupting the class because you think you have the balls to keep taking on the teacher while you have a onesie on.
when they took away my hooters shirt, i made one. i continued to dance around their grades. I needed comfortable items. i needed to be me. i never hurt anyone, and never spoke out of turn. I should not be the one punished.
they told me i couldn't get into college. i took the SAT's and applied to every college in indiana, except notre dame, and was accepted. I was accepted to purdue, the week after i applied. but we were a poor family and i chose vincennes, hoping that i could get a great GPA, and then try to pull some grants and go into purdue.
However, even that small college proved to be too costly, so i enlisted. Now i drive a beamer. take that people who said that goofing off in school will get you no where!
And then you whipped our cock and tea bagged every single member of the facility you once went to for education.Five. It was fucking pajama day at school. How are you supposed to get anything done wearing pajamas? I hate casual days. Kids always bitch about how uniforms are demeaning and limiting their freedom of expression, but that's all bullshit. Uniforms promote a controlled environment that I need to learn. I don't know, maybe people like fun-time school. That's all well in good, I hope they have fun at their minimum age job, but don't keep interrupting the class because you think you have the balls to keep taking on the teacher while you have a onesie on.
when they took away my hooters shirt, i made one. i continued to dance around their grades. I needed comfortable items. i needed to be me. i never hurt anyone, and never spoke out of turn. I should not be the one punished.
they told me i couldn't get into college. i took the SAT's and applied to every college in indiana, except notre dame, and was accepted. I was accepted to purdue, the week after i applied. but we were a poor family and i chose vincennes, hoping that i could get a great GPA, and then try to pull some grants and go into purdue.
However, even that small college proved to be too costly, so i enlisted. Now i drive a beamer. take that people who said that goofing off in school will get you no where!
A happy ending.
DANG IT! i thought you were PP. way off.
Hehe. It works like a charm. Let me explain:
I am the high commander of the PP clone Coalition. A small but strong group bent on the destruction and replacement of the original PP. Also known as PP type 0.
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Hrm, I'm 200 words over the limit on my English essay. That will be hard to cut down.
Hehe. just delete all the first words of every sentence. It's fun to do and even funnier to read.
take that people who said that goofing off in school will get you no where!
Subtle.
I do well in school, but I choose not to be a goof off out of respect for the teachers as well as for the people around me that have to work hard to get good grades. But a lot of people are inconsiderate of that, and it pisses me off, namely those in my 7th period geometry class.I know this girl who would do a lot better if she would just listen instead of acting like she's the victim to the teacher's harsh rule all the time. She constantly complains about getting in trouble for wearing her ugly ass shoes instead of our school shoes. They're not even cute shoes, they're those Adidas sandals that I really hope go off the market soon. She makes a spectacle about it constantly and I just want the class to go on…. >__<
Then he's very good at being a horny 16 year old who took the liberty of naming my private parts.
After mario characters.
Peach(es)?
Mario and Luigi.
My bottom half is mushroom kingdom.
I'm not okay with this.
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