Thread "Ruin A Wish game" in forum "MAFIA... and other forum games"

Posted at 8:02PM, Feb. 3, 2007

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i wish all could understand what i just said

(i grant my own…granted, now your computer is so fast it recieves only bits of what i send)

Posted at 8:02PM, Feb. 3, 2007

granted. youre eyes now see and understand every thing. in youre excitement you walk in on youre parents "hugging" nude.

i wish i could make the mental images i just gave my self go away.

(eeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww)

Posted at 8:02PM, Feb. 3, 2007

okay but the images of hot sweaty man sex between two old, decrepit, fossilized, wrinkle sacks of 97 year olds pop into your mind…

i wish i could get that image out of my mind with no other images or other unfortunate events that would disturb, harm and/or kill me coming into my mind or any other event that could happen that would harm me…

Posted at 6:02AM, Feb. 4, 2007

granted. two scientist wipe youre memory but wipe to much and now you have know emmotions or morals and go on a killing spree destroing every one you know and love

Posted at 6:02AM, Feb. 4, 2007

i wish i could type faster

Posted at 10:02AM, Feb. 4, 2007

granted now not only can you type faster but you also have the knowledge that if you forget to post a wish that there is an edit button on the top right of your post and if you click that you can edit your post…

i wish everyone could know what i know…which is alot…

Posted at 10:02AM, Feb. 6, 2007

Granted, now everyone knows what you know. But sadly it caused one of them to go completly insane and goes on a killing rampage with a chain saw. Eventually it ends up killing everyone all over and there was no survivor.

I wish for a lazer.

Posted at 10:02AM, Feb. 6, 2007

Granted. You do know how to use it right? No? Oh well.

I wish I can work faster.

Posted at 1:02AM, Feb. 10, 2007

Granted. You are now the fastest 10 year old working under Michael Jackson.

I wish the duck wasn't always so drunk.

Posted at 9:02AM, Feb. 10, 2007

granted, now the druck is soo…sober that you cant post anything remotely inappropriate without getting banned…and you go crazy and kill yourself…

i wish … … …. …. ….. ….. …… …… ……. ……. …….. ……..

Posted at 10:02AM, Feb. 10, 2007

Granted. You now have your period every waking moment of your life and drown in the blood.

I wish upon a star.

Posted at 11:02PM, Feb. 10, 2007

you get hit by a car! from afar! in a jar! sinking in tar!!!

i wish i could get hit by a car from afar in a jar while sinking in tar…

Posted at 9:02AM, Feb. 12, 2007

Granted. Chuck Norris shrinks you down puts you in a jar and throws a ford Capree at you knocking you into a pit of Tar. Now comes the ruining. You GET AN UNNATURAL SEXUAL ATTRACTION TO FIRE AND DIE!

I wish i had two penors!

Posted at 4:02PM, Feb. 12, 2007

granted, two big russian gusy named Penor beat the shit out of you.

I wish I had a cotton swab

Posted at 6:02PM, Feb. 15, 2007

Granted but as you clean your ears you puncture your eardrum and it gets infected and you die. (that means you can't post anymore) Thats what you get for being greedy and wishing for stuff when people are starving in *insert poverty stricken country here*. Now then I WISH I HAD A MILLION DOLLARS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

Posted at 6:02PM, Feb. 16, 2007

granted *drops $1,000,000 onto addens head and he implodes*…speaking of greedy…

i wish i wish i was a fish…

Posted at 8:02PM, Feb. 16, 2007

granted, your fish wish lands you on a dish bitch

I wish I was a super hero

Posted at 6:02AM, Feb. 26, 2007

granted, Your archenemey kills you.

I wish I was the DragonMaster!

Posted at 7:02AM, Feb. 26, 2007

granted
you befriend a dragon but it gets boring so you try to break up with it and it dosent take it very well and kills you

I wish my comic was the #1 comic on drunk duck

Posted at 9:02AM, Feb. 26, 2007

Granted.

It's there for one minent but is then replace with Elijah and Azuu.

I wish the moon was made of cheese!

Posted at 8:02AM, Feb. 27, 2007

granted the whole moon is now made of chees. its pretty cool for a while but as time passes people start noticing green spots on the moon. and a week latter a HORRIBLE smell engulfs the planet killing millions and making some hungery.

i wish i had a cookie

Posted at 9:02AM, Feb. 27, 2007

Granted.
You have a cookie. Now you don't. I took it. Muhahahahahahahahaha!!!!

I wish I relly was Roronoa Zoro.

Posted at 12:02PM, Feb. 27, 2007

granted…the sun implodes and the sun engulfs you!!!!

i wish i had another wish beyond another wish after this wish i wasted about wishing i had another wish…i wish…

Posted at 1:02PM, Feb. 27, 2007

granted you get another wish but it wont come true

i wish more people read my comic and that i updated a little more often

Posted at 4:02PM, Feb. 27, 2007

So does everyone else. But you don't hear them complaining.

I wish for the Nintendo freakin Wii. It taints me so. ;_;