Thread "Ruin A Wish game" in forum "MAFIA... and other forum games"

Posted at 7:01PM, Jan. 29, 2007

granted, now you get arrested for indecent exposure and become the girlfriend of someone serving twenty to life.

oh and your first hard on drains all the blood out of your body, killing you.

I wish there were no more unfunny stupid people.

Posted at 12:01PM, Jan. 30, 2007

granted…you disappear off the face of the earth…

i wish people didnt make such incompetent, irrelevant, and flat out frivolous wishes…

Posted at 12:01PM, Jan. 30, 2007

granted this topic gets locked.

I wish nothing

Posted at 2:01PM, Jan. 30, 2007

Granted, now the entire existent has been erased. Nice going.

I wish for a fifty foot screen TV with high quality sound and has every channel known to man and several known to monkies. And the picture is fantastic.

Posted at 4:01PM, Jan. 30, 2007

Granted. You're life is absorbed by the TV, making your fingernails grow into the couch. Since you can't get up, you become a drooling vegitable in front of the TV, and eventually die of starvation.

I wish you could play your favorite video games on virtual reality…

Posted at 7:01PM, Jan. 30, 2007

Granted! but you get cancer.

I wish my dog Yaky was still alive.

Posted at 4:01AM, Jan. 31, 2007

Granted. He comes alive….as a zombie! He kills you and eats all of your inner organs. Nice going!

I wish I could get a better looking bedroom.

Posted at 7:01AM, Jan. 31, 2007

granted your bedroom gets redecorated with objects of the opposite gender and you cant stand them and hang yourself….

i wish people would think about what theyre wishing before they wish it…

Posted at 2:01PM, Jan. 31, 2007

granted… I dont make a wish!!!

I wish…

Posted at 6:01PM, Jan. 31, 2007

i do too…

i wish i wish i was a dish!

Posted at 4:02AM, Feb. 1, 2007

Granted. Now, you mother finds you and sells you at an antique auction, and some other lady wins with $1.50. Now, she puts you away in her cabinet, but her five-year-old kid takes you out, drops you, and shatters you into a million pieces. So, uh, your dead now.

I wish I could draw well so I can impress all the overcritics at drunk duck…

Posted at 9:02AM, Feb. 1, 2007

Granted you now have the best comic on dd but people keep pissing you off with crap reveiws jut because they are jealous and millions of morons wont stop sending you fan art. One day a peice of fan art falls over and cuts your throat. Now your dead.

I wish i had halo 3…

Posted at 9:02AM, Feb. 1, 2007

wait rewish. Zelda!

Posted at 10:02AM, Feb. 1, 2007

If you want to change your post, please click on the 'edit' link on the top right of your post.

Fine. Here you go, Halo 3. That's what you said, right?

I wish I had emo hair.

Posted at 2:02PM, Feb. 1, 2007

*k;mjflew* your garden tool hair transforms into ome hair…buuttt…since you cant tend your garden anymore you dont have the produce you need to survive…buuttt…an evil bunny rabbit eats you before you can starve YAY for evil bunny rabbits…RAWR!!!

i iwhs teh kyebraod wnast os nadm mujbdel…