Ruin A Wish game

Posted at 4:03PM, Mar. 20, 2007

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Granted but they'll invent a tougher system

I wish night will remain 24 hours… day sucks!

Posted at 6:03PM, Mar. 20, 2007

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Granted, but vampires only come out at night - which now lasts all day - and instead of making smooth, sophisicated vampires, they just maul everyone… thus ending humanity.


I wish my Diet Coke tasted better.

Posted at 12:03AM, Mar. 21, 2007

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Granted but the drink wouldn't last long

I wish there's no winter and always summer throughout the year yet we get rain in a warm way!

Posted at 5:03AM, Mar. 21, 2007

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granted the polar ice caps melt because of the heat. also it rains every day since every day is hot. we all drown

i wish for super powers!!!!!!!

Posted at 7:03AM, Mar. 21, 2007

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granted, too bad you get them all at once and you blow up….and die….

I wish for some cake

Posted at 9:03AM, Mar. 21, 2007

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granted, but a Face Hugger came out of it and face hugged u and then a Baby Alien came out of ur chest.



I wish for samus to Kill all who hate me But she cant kill me nor any one for the Metorid games or Halo games !

Posted at 12:03PM, Mar. 21, 2007

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Granted but Samus got all beserked out and start shooting anyone in her sight until she got too pissed at you for being to wimp for relying on her and she would kick your ass and kill you!

I wish that this wish won't be ruined and given to me in a right way!

Posted at 1:03PM, Mar. 21, 2007

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Granted but nothing happened cause you didn't specified your wish.

I wish for immortality.

Posted at 6:03PM, Mar. 21, 2007

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Granted, you turn into a grain of sand.


I wish I had boobs.

Posted at 7:03PM, Mar. 21, 2007

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granted, you now have the world's largest man-boobs. congrats!

I wish a monkey would eat someone's face.

Posted at 12:03AM, Mar. 22, 2007

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Granted, the monkey would eat someone's face but he would spit out the remains on your face!

I wish I could learn every single fighting move with all style!

Posted at 10:03AM, Mar. 22, 2007

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Granted. You're now Neo from the Matrix… but then the director says cut and you realize you now have to live as Keanu Reeves the rest of your life.


Wish my man boobs would go away.

Posted at 11:03AM, Mar. 22, 2007

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Granted. but so does your dick!

I wish the year was 2207.

Posted at 11:03AM, Mar. 22, 2007

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Granted, you are now almost 300 years old.

I wish I was at a circus in the giant castle in outer space.

Posted at 11:03AM, Mar. 22, 2007

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Granted. You're on poop duty.

I wish for grape soda.

Posted at 11:03AM, Mar. 22, 2007

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granted. but it's flat…

i wish something cool and unusual would happen that involves explosions and ninjas

Posted at 11:03AM, Mar. 22, 2007

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granted. you are stading on a land mine with ninjas attacking you. Prepare to die.

I wish for more power!

Posted at 3:03PM, Mar. 22, 2007

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Granted but you get a smaller penis!

I wish Playstation 3 isn't that expensive!

Posted at 6:03PM, Mar. 22, 2007

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Granted. But then you have gangbangers come into your house so they can sell it on eBay. They then decide you're kinda cute (I won't go any further. You guys imagine it for yourselves)

I wish all my disabilities were gone and I was healthy

Posted at 5:03AM, Mar. 23, 2007

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Granted. cause you are healthy you go and take a jog. You get in by a car and lose your legs.

I wish it was Michael Omega, not Zero.

Posted at 7:03AM, Mar. 23, 2007

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Granted, but every one hates you and kills you( how sad)


I wish for Dark Samus to fight Naruto

Posted at 7:03AM, Mar. 23, 2007

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Granted. but the winner goes and kills you.

I wish for Tacobot to be real!

Posted at 7:03AM, Mar. 23, 2007

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Granted, but u didnt pit in a Taco and it killed u

i wish for a sandwitchbot(samthing only with sandwitchs) and i put a sandwitch in it alreadly

Posted at 9:03AM, Mar. 23, 2007

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granted, it kills you even though you put a sandwitch in.

I wish for nothing.

Posted at 3:03PM, Mar. 23, 2007

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Granted… you're not getting paid from now on!

I wish I could kill Justin Timberfuck… I meant lake!