Ruin A Wish game

Posted at 1:03AM, Mar. 24, 2007

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Granted, but his essence infects you and you become a clone of him

I wish for a never ending packet of Tim Tams (The standard Australian wish. They're chocolate biscuits in case no one knows)

Posted at 2:03AM, Mar. 24, 2007

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Alright. You might want to check the back. I think it has an expiry date of two decades ago.

I wish I could work faster.

Posted at 6:03AM, Mar. 24, 2007

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granted every second is like a minut to you. you go insane and kill yourself

i wish it hadnt been so long since i last posted on this threed

Posted at 7:03AM, Mar. 26, 2007

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granted… it olny seems so long but it has olny been a hour.

I wish I had the Master Sword!

Posted at 9:03AM, Mar. 26, 2007

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granted… … but when you try to use it, it brakes and Zelda kills you

Posted at 12:03PM, Mar. 26, 2007

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you didnt leave a wish so you burn in the fiery pits of hell for all of eternity



i wish people were smarter without be too smart and causing any damage to anything

Posted at 2:03PM, Mar. 26, 2007

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Granted but nobody knows what your talking about and the world ends.

I wish that monster trucks fell from the sky. But they don't hit anybody, they just look for the nearest empty place and land. All the monster trucks are blue and have my name on them.

Posted at 12:03AM, Mar. 27, 2007

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Granted, but then you realise too late that you forgot to wish for them to have engines.

I wish for the apocalypse. Fire will rain down upon the innocent and every one will die a horrible death, caused by the four horsemen, including me. Every one caught by those four will spend their existence in heaven, unable to speak or move, only able to experience absolute bliss. Nobody really cares that it did happen including the almighty and the damned. (I'd love to see some one who can ruin that wish)

Posted at 7:03AM, Mar. 27, 2007

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Granted, but you wake up and relize it's a dream.(you never said that you can't be dreaming it. Muhahahahahaha!)

I wish for a great supper.

Posted at 1:03PM, Mar. 27, 2007

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granted…you know people who have the death sentence get one last meal of their wish…so you get your fancy dinner, then you meet my good friend…the gilloutine, gilloutine this is roronoazoro…ill leave you two to get better "aquainted"




i wish…for something

Posted at 5:03AM, Mar. 28, 2007

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granted. you get poo…

I wish for a holiday

Posted at 7:03AM, Mar. 28, 2007

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Granted, you get Thanksgivings Day eve. On the eve of Thanksgiving Day eve, however, you mysteriously die from a guitar smashed over your head and some masked stranger yelloing "KA BOOOOONG!"


I wish for someone to ruin this wish.

Posted at 8:03AM, Mar. 28, 2007

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Granted. It's ruined. there you go.

I wish for civil war.

Posted at 8:03AM, Mar. 28, 2007

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Granted. but soon comes peace.

i wish for a Cute GF and she cant be crazy or ugly , and her family has to like me, and it cant be a dream!

Posted at 8:03AM, Mar. 28, 2007

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Granted, but she is annoiny to you and you dump her.

I wish for Chaos.

Posted at 8:03AM, Mar. 28, 2007

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Granted, but it is in ur home and ur mom kills u>

I wish for Alien to kill all who apose me!!!! and Redator but they cant kill me or my friends.

Posted at 8:03AM, Mar. 28, 2007

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Granted, but the EDF comes and kills them all.

I wish for the EDF

Posted at 8:03AM, Mar. 28, 2007

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(well aliens have a larg have so it will take a long time for them to get to me lol)

Granted, but the Alien race overthowes them and they all die and u to HAHAHAHAHAHA!

i wish for pie , and it cant be posioned

Posted at 9:03AM, Mar. 28, 2007

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Granted. *plop!* It's all over your head.

I wish for life.

Posted at 12:03PM, Mar. 28, 2007

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But you can't wish that, you're already dead…

I wish for my hair to grow by the prefect amount.

Posted at 6:03AM, Mar. 29, 2007

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Granted, but someone throws a chainsaw and cuts it.

I wish this proget I'm doing get first place.

Posted at 8:03AM, Mar. 29, 2007

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granted…but since you had a severe typo and i dont understand what your saying, whatever you want to go good…goes horribly wrong…



i wish for nothing!(that is nothing less than i already have)

Posted at 10:03AM, Mar. 29, 2007

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Granted, but you studder and slur as you say "nothing" and it comes out "No no ting" … and a chinese man with a seltzer bottle comes out and sprays you in the face… and a studio audience you were not aware of until now starts laughing then all at once shouts in unison: "That's our CRRRAAAAZZZYYY Nono Ting!".


I wish for a hat.

Posted at 11:03AM, Mar. 29, 2007

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Granted, one hat, with added face-eating features, free of charge.

I wish I was taller.

Posted at 12:03PM, Mar. 29, 2007

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Granted… and turn in to Skee-Lo and start singing: "I wish I was little bit taller, I wish I was a baller I wish I had a girl who looked good I would call her I wish I had a rabbit in a hat with a bat and a '64 Impala"


I wish AQua_ng was taller…