Thread "Ruin A Wish game" in forum "MAFIA... and other forum games"

Posted at 10:11PM, Nov. 16, 2006

Granted, but unfortunately, you activate this power whilst an official for the National Medical Thingy of Medicine is watching, and they pass this information onto a group of scientists who hire a Special Forces team to capture you so that they can perform wierd and unpleasant experiments to discover the source of your strange rabies-power.
eventually they give up, and just spend the next few decades beating you with baseball bats.

I wish I knew what I was talking about.

Posted at 12:11AM, Nov. 17, 2006

Granted. You know exactly what you're going on about all the time. However, everybody else is still clueless, and with your lack of communication skills you become alone and miserable.

I wish my room would clean itself.

Posted at 4:11AM, Nov. 17, 2006

Granted, but as soon as you dirty it, the room kills you.

I wish I was friends With Rock Lee.

Posted at 1:11PM, Nov. 17, 2006

Granted. You are best friends with a rock named Lee. You become such a nerd that wverybody in the world gets a chance to bully you every day.

I wish I could dance.

Posted at 2:11PM, Nov. 17, 2006

Wish Granted. You become so good you go on Dancing with the Stars with Osama Bin Laden. He kills you when you lose

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Posted at 4:11AM, Nov. 18, 2006

Please play the game properly.

Posted at 7:11AM, Nov. 18, 2006

You didn't make a wish, so the mods bitchslap you for breaking the rules. You are now sad… :(

I wish I was a hot girl.

Posted at 10:11AM, Nov. 18, 2006

Granted. You turn into a girl and get teleported to the surface of the sun. You burn up and die.

I wish for food.

Posted at 11:11AM, Nov. 18, 2006

You get your wish. But since you weren't specific about what type of food you wanted. You ended up with spinach. TONS OF SPINACH!!! Since there was no other food around (and you are really hungry), you eat the spinach. Then find out that its tainted and you die from E-coli poisoning.

I wish to have sex with a Bond girl.

Posted at 4:11PM, Nov. 18, 2006

You do… Then Bond finds out. Sucks to be you.

I wish upon a star, because it makes no difference who you are, that that annoying kid at school would SHUT UP!

Posted at 4:11PM, Nov. 18, 2006

Granted. The annoying kid at school suddenly turns mute. He is then made fun of at school for not being able to talk. In the end, because of all his suffering, he makes sure to kill you for making the wish and kill himself.

I wish I had DDR :(

Posted at 4:11PM, Nov. 18, 2006

Granted. You get Drunken Doom Racoons and they tear you apart.

I wish I was a ninja!

Posted at 5:11PM, Nov. 18, 2006

Granted. You are now a ninja in the world of Naruto, and have to wish him whine all day.

I wish I could be rich.
(I know where this is going…)

Posted at 8:11PM, Nov. 18, 2006

You are. Then everyone gets mad at your for spamming some n00b's forums with porn.

I wish I was as awesome as the Top Drawer leaders.

Posted at 6:11AM, Nov. 19, 2006

Granted, but then a buildozer runs over you and your house because you didnt pay the morgage.

I wish i knew what its like to love.

Posted at 7:11AM, Nov. 19, 2006

You do… Then you get married to some ugly fat chick who turms out to be a dude in disguise.

IwishIcouldfindthespacekey!

Posted at 8:11AM, Nov. 19, 2006

Look there it is…going 100 mph…into your face. Just to make sure you see it.

I wished someone commented on my comic. And gave me a five.

Posted at 10:11AM, Nov. 19, 2006

Granted, but they turn out to be bots and spamming all over your comments page.

I wish i was Human.

Posted at 11:11AM, Nov. 19, 2006

Granted but you get killed the first second you do.

I wish I knew where to find the Link sprite that you see in flash movies.

Posted at 2:11PM, Nov. 19, 2006

Granted, but you do not have enough memory to save the pictures.

I wish i had plastic surgery.

Posted at 7:11PM, Nov. 19, 2006

Granted, but the plastic surgery goes horribly, and you look… VERY VERY BAD.

I wish I had telekinetic POWURS :D

Posted at 9:11PM, Nov. 19, 2006

you try and use the force type thing and pull an object towards you…and you catch a sword and it goes flying through your left temple…

i wish i wish was a fish…

Posted at 11:11AM, Nov. 20, 2006

Granted. Now nobody can say "I wish" and instead has to say fish. Since you can't say I wish, you can't make any more wishes and thus your genies run rampant around the world, ending life itself and becoming the leaders of a new world order. The one from Aladdin wishes Aladdin never wished him to be free.

Posted at 1:11PM, Nov. 20, 2006

(Didn't make a wish, so I will)

I wish I were a video game character with infinite lives!

Posted at 5:11PM, Nov. 20, 2006

granted…but then your stuck in the video game and therefore your linese are already scripted and your stuck there for eternity

i wish…*slaps self* sorry dirty thought i wish…that the whole world was utterly frivolous…yay!