Thread "Ruin A Wish game" in forum "MAFIA... and other forum games"

Posted at 10:06AM, Jun. 18, 2007

Granted. Everyone in the world reads your comic, but they all hate it so much, they kill you.

I wish that I had World Domination and that this wish wouldn't get ruined.

Posted at 10:06AM, Jun. 18, 2007

Granted, except every mod bands together against you because you broke the rules, and you get shot off into space.

I wish people would laugh at my new avatar.

Posted at 11:06AM, Jun. 18, 2007

Granted. I giggles at your avatar, as does everyone else. You are no longer taken seriously ever again.

I wish I had some M&M's

Posted at 4:06PM, Jun. 23, 2007

Granted, but you discover it was to castrate you.

I wish it would only rain in areas that needed it and there were no longer any floods or droughts

ima girl…

granted but you will recieve a downpour of M&M's. you won't be able to breath air. the M&M's will fill your lungs and plug your nose. they will clog your windpipe then hold you in place to where you cannot move anywhere but the M&Ms will keep on coming and eventually will cover and bury your lifeless body so deep that no one will be able to find you

i wish it was tuesday

Posted at 9:06PM, Jun. 23, 2007

Granted, but nothing comes out on TV that night.

I wish, I had a funnier response to that wish…

Posted at 4:06AM, Jun. 24, 2007

Granted, it's so funny that you die of laughter before you even post it.

I wish I knew why this mouse kept conking out on me.

Posted at 5:06AM, Jun. 24, 2007

granted, it turns out the government was controlling your mouse, but since you found out, you are killed to prevent a leak.

i wish i could find the perfect woman partner

Posted at 8:06AM, Jun. 24, 2007

Granted, you've found the perfect woman partner, but she is already dating/married to that one jerk from high school.

I wish I didn't have to wear pants.

Posted at 10:06AM, Jun. 24, 2007

Granted. The world changes so that no one wears pants anymore. In order to keep decency, the world compensates by removing all *ahem* naughty bits, thereby preventing people from reproducing. Thus, the human race is destroyed. Way to go.

I wish I had a wish that couldn't possibly be ruined.

Posted at 11:06AM, Jun. 24, 2007

Granted, except that Terminal kills you for cheating.

I wish for pizza.

Posted at 12:06PM, Jun. 24, 2007

Granted! Unfortunately the pizza is from Pizza Hut.

I wish Pizza Hut's pizza wouldn't suck so much.

Posted at 2:06PM, Jun. 24, 2007

Granted, all other locations selling pizza are bombed, thus making Pizza Hut's pizza taste better, because there is no other pizza to compare it to.

I wish I had a cookie

Posted at 6:06PM, Jun. 24, 2007

Granted! Unfortunately the cookie is made by your evil long-lost grandma.

I wish my grandpa ran the 4k marathon with me.

Posted at 7:06AM, Jun. 25, 2007

granted, your grandfather finds the strength to run a marathon with you, but has a hear- uh…

i mean, he wins it, becomes the oldest person to win the 4k marathon, and gets so swept up in fame and that guinness world records crowd that you never see him again. suck it :D

i wish for a pencil that could magically change its thickness at my command, never ran out of lead and had an eraser on the back that never ran out either… and wasnt freakishly heavy, just the weight of a normal pencil… and i dont want any ZOMBIE pencils, i dont want to… turn into a pencil myself, and i don't want any other weird surprises, got it??

Posted at 11:06AM, Jun. 25, 2007

OK, but after receiving the pencil, it rats to the mods that you cheated, and they stab you with it.

I wish for the new Harry Potter game.

Posted at 11:06AM, Jun. 25, 2007

Granted!!! Unfortunately it's made by EA.

I wish to be the President of Capcom.

Posted at 8:06PM, Jun. 25, 2007

Granted, you are the president of capcom, however, you run out of ideas so fast, you are forced to make another street fighter game. Your fans prompty murder you in your sleep

I wish I had endless pie.

Posted at 9:06PM, Jun. 25, 2007

Granted, you have endless pie. But, one of the pies ends up under the bed, evolves onto a superier being, and kills you for eating pie.

I wish nothing happened when I when I died.

Posted at 10:06AM, Jun. 26, 2007

Granted, but you still died. How? Doesn't matter, you're dead.

I wish I was Sora from Kingdom Hearts.

Posted at 10:06AM, Jun. 26, 2007

Granted, but that means you have to hang out with a duck and a…..something.

I wish I was taken seriously.

Posted at 11:06AM, Jun. 26, 2007

Granted! You're adopted by Al Gore.

I wish I were a Republican.

Posted at 8:06PM, Jun. 26, 2007

Granted, but everybody knows all Republicans have small dicks.

I wish I was a wish.

Posted at 8:06PM, Jun. 26, 2007

Granted! You're a wish, unfortunately the wish was later dismissed by the Wishing League.

I wish to be in a movie.

Posted at 6:06AM, Jun. 27, 2007

Granted, but it's the BRATZ MOVIE!

I wish that my favorite comics were off hiatus.

Posted at 10:06AM, Jun. 27, 2007

Granted! Unfortunately people will still read Craving Control.

I wish I were a wall.