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Ruin A Wish game

Posted at 2:06PM, Jun. 28, 2007

Granted! Unfortunately JULY IS NATIONAL ICE CREAM MONTH! So you just broke the law there missy.

I wish I knew veritan's gender…

Posted at 2:06PM, Jun. 28, 2007

Granted, you are now trapped in a freezer with a lot of ice cream. Enjoy!

I wish for the next Soul Calibur game to be out.

Posted at 2:06PM, Jun. 28, 2007

BEAT YAH TO THE PUNCH!!1

Granted!!! Unfortunately the next SC game will only feature that lameass character to play… YOU KNOW! UH HUH! HIM!!!

I wish I still knew veritan's gender…

Posted at 2:06PM, Jun. 28, 2007

Granted, You know my gender. Or do you?

I wish I had a pet monkey.

Posted at 3:06PM, Jun. 28, 2007

Granted. You now control the former alpha-male from the species "Poo-slinging, big-reared howling whooping spider money". Enjoy the fecal fusillade!

I wish I had Batman's utility belt, complete with Bat Cookies!

Posted at 7:06PM, Jun. 28, 2007

Granted! Unfortunately the cookies gave you diabetes.

I wish for a digital watch!

Posted at 1:06AM, Jun. 29, 2007

granted, you now have a digital watch. unfortunately, it was george bushes stolen (lol) watch, and the first time you wear it outside secret services kill you and take it.

i wish i had the best game ever… no…

i wish i could MAKE the best game ever!

Posted at 3:06PM, Jun. 29, 2007

Granted, you create the best game ever to be spawned. Unfortunatly as you are about to hand it over to be produced it explodes for no reason. Your face also explodes.

I wish I knew the names of every squad member of the 1966 England world cup team.

(Ha.)

Posted at 12:07AM, Jul. 1, 2007

Granted! Unfortunately you still get headbutted by Zidane!

I wish Soccer were legal in the US.

Posted at 12:07AM, Jul. 1, 2007

Granted. Soccer is legal, but all house hold plants must be moved to Antarctica.

I wish the sun would explode.

Posted at 12:07AM, Jul. 1, 2007

Granted! Unfortunetly the Moon is now the new Sun. Which is 10x stronger than the original Sun.

I wish for 99 cents.

Posted at 12:07AM, Jul. 1, 2007

Granted, but it is all in pennies, so your pocket bursts open and all but one penny falls down into a sewer…then it rains…

I wish for a new pink eraser.

Posted at 12:07AM, Jul. 1, 2007

Granted! Unfortunately some people will mistake the colour with HOT PINK.

I wish for 2500 posts.

Posted at 12:07AM, Jul. 1, 2007

Granted, but only if you keep posting until you have 2500 posts.

I wish my parents would stop fighting

Posted at 12:07AM, Jul. 1, 2007

Granted! Unfortunately everyone is human.

I wish that edit line wasn't there at the bottom right.

Posted at 12:07AM, Jul. 1, 2007

Granted, but only on the posts that you do not or have not edited.

I wish I had a sharp, pointy object(yay razors).

Posted at 1:07AM, Jul. 1, 2007

Granted! Unfortunately your local Church community found out about your wish and is currently performing an exorcist!

I wish for some puffy-directing pants!

Posted at 1:07AM, Jul. 1, 2007

Granted, but when you put them in the wash after spilling coffee on them, they shrunk and were no longer puffy.

I wish I knew how to mombo.

Posted at 1:07AM, Jul. 1, 2007

Granted! Unfortunately, you're the only one who knows how to Mombo.

I wish I wouldn't rock so much…

Posted at 2:07AM, Jul. 1, 2007

Granted. You rock more. In fact, you are the world's greatest rockstar, for about 2 weeks, then you start doing drugs like every other celebrity in the world and die of some related disease.

I wish God did not hate me.

Posted at 5:07AM, Jul. 1, 2007

Granted, now Satan hates you instead.

I wish I knew what Fern was talking about.

Granted!!! Unfortunately the next SC game will only feature that lameass character to play… YOU KNOW! UH HUH! HIM!!!

No idea who you mean, dude.

Posted at 5:07AM, Jul. 1, 2007

granted. unfortunately, fern is impossible to understand, and you wishing to understand him has created a spacial paradox which destroys everything in existance in the blink of an eye.

nice one.

I wish to go to the toilet.

Posted at 8:07AM, Jul. 1, 2007

Granted, but you are going to fall in…

I wish that penguin would stop dancing.

Posted at 10:07AM, Jul. 1, 2007

Granted, but now there's a herd of jackalopes heading your way.

I wish I knew how to play Smoke On The Water on a guitar.

Posted at 11:07AM, Jul. 1, 2007

Granted, but you are crushed to death a few seconds later.

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