Thread "Ruin A Wish game" in forum "MAFIA... and other forum games"

Posted at 11:07AM, Jul. 1, 2007

Thanks for reading the rules, Evil.

I wish people followed the rules.

Posted at 12:07PM, Jul. 1, 2007

Granted, but those people are the mods.

I wish Elvis was still alive.

Posted at 12:07PM, Jul. 1, 2007

Granted, Elvis never died. But because he is about 72 or so, all he ever does now is complain about today's youngsters.

I wish I had someone to play chess with.

Posted at 1:07PM, Jul. 1, 2007

wish granted you shrink down to a chees piece and all of the pieces come alive you then get killed by a knight.

i wish i had a wii

Posted at 2:07PM, Jul. 1, 2007

Granted, but since you are so nice, you give it to me. ^_^

I wish my grass would cut itself.

Posted at 2:07PM, Jul. 1, 2007

Granted, now your grass is emo.

I wish the weather wasn't so hot.

Posted at 3:07PM, Jul. 1, 2007

Granted! Now the weather is extremely hot!

I wish I had 3 feet!

Posted at 3:07PM, Jul. 1, 2007

Granted, but the 3rd is microscopic and resides on your left pinky.

I wish I had a puppy

Posted at 3:07PM, Jul. 1, 2007

Granted! Unfortunately your puppy turned out to be a raisin in disguise.

I wish I were God.

Posted at 3:07AM, Jul. 2, 2007

wish granted your now god but people started to make other religeons and you got so mad you made everyhting dissapper.

i wish i was a transformer robot

Posted at 5:07AM, Jul. 2, 2007

Granted, you can turn into a dildo.

(That was bad)

I wish I didn't have a selfish dad.

Posted at 12:07PM, Jul. 2, 2007

Granted, your dad donates everything you own to charity.

I wish I could do magic tricks.

Posted at 1:07PM, Jul. 2, 2007

Granted! Unfortunately your local church considers that WITCHCRAFT and burn you at the stake!!!

I wish for 30 more gigs on my iPod.

Posted at 3:07PM, Jul. 2, 2007

Granted, but all that memory will only hold songs by Hillary Duff, Hannah Montana, Avril Lavigne, Cher, Britney Spears, Fergie, and various boy bands that make you question your sexual orientation.

I wish I had a paper hat.

Posted at 4:07PM, Jul. 2, 2007

Granted, but now everyone in Greenpeace hates you for the 25 trees that were cut down to make that hat.

I wish I hadn't stepped on that spider this morning.

Posted at 4:07PM, Jul. 2, 2007

wish granted you sleep past stepping on the spider but it got in your room and guess what…it was a black widow [you know the rest]

i wish i was the master at video games

Posted at 5:07PM, Jul. 2, 2007

Granted! You are the master of video games… unfortunately another title comes with the master of video games. Master of Losers.

I wish Sonic were gay.

Posted at 6:07PM, Jul. 2, 2007

wish gratned all the people that work at the sonic fast food reastraunt are gays aor lez but you end up eating a drugged burger over there and guess what the next day you wake up in a man's [if your a guy] or girls [if your a girl] house.

i wish i could fly

Posted at 6:07PM, Jul. 2, 2007

Granted! Unfortunately all the gay people from Sonic shot you down and converted you to Gayism.

I wish Sonic THE HEDGEHOG was gay.

Posted at 6:07PM, Jul. 2, 2007

Granted! Sonic the hedgehog is now very happy!

I wish for a Subway sub with turkey, lettece, and cheese.

Posted at 7:07PM, Jul. 2, 2007

wish granted except the turky was still alive and ate the chese and lettuce and you

i wish i was shadow the hedgehog

Posted at 7:07PM, Jul. 2, 2007

Granted! You are now a half-baked idea created by Sega!

I wish I respected Sega.

Posted at 8:07PM, Jul. 2, 2007

wish granted now you like sega more and hate nintendo more and mario came to your house and killed you

i wish i was a cat

Posted at 8:07PM, Jul. 2, 2007

Granted! Oddly enough, you are respected more as a cat.

I wish I were in the Matrix!

Posted at 8:07PM, Jul. 2, 2007

Granted. But, you are one of thos agent guys and got kicked in the face by Keanu Reeves.

I wish for snakes!