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Granted. You become absolutely boring and unoriginal almost everything you say is taken from someone else. People then kill you for so many copyright infringements.

I wish Edward Scissorhands was in the White House with an anti-Bush agenda

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Granted, but he was only there for 0.000115 seconds.

I wish Drunkduck had more comics.

Cthulhu
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Granted, DD now how 1,000 more SPRITE COMICS!

I wish for six fingers.

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Granted but you don't have enough fingers to hold on to a pipe long enough to survive in a tornado.

I wish my room was clean.

Cthulhu
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Granted, but then it gets dirty again.

I wish I had a better answer.

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You get a better answer for you but everyone else thinks it stinks.

I wish I had pudding.

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Granted, you get "pudding"… Ha. Haha. Hahahahahahahaha.

I wish to be the first non mod/admin guy to get 2,500 posts.

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Granted but the second you do You get flamed by all sorts of jealous other dudes who come up with a way to destroy your computer through 1337 (-)ax0rz skills.



I wish For everything.

Cthulhu
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Granted, you get everything. But it all falls on your head.

I wish for a toaster strudel.

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Granted…but you lose the icing packet.


I wish for…an everlasting gobstopper.

Cthulhu
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Granted, it last forever, and ever, and ever, and ever, and ever, and ever, and ever, and ever, and ever, and ever, and ever, and ever, and ever, and ever, and ever, and ever, and ever, and ever, and ever, and ever, and ever, and ever, and ever, and ever, and ever, and ever, and ever, and ever, and ever, and ever, and ever, and ever, and ever, and ever, and ever, and ever, and ever, and ever, and ever, and ever, and ever, and ever, and ever, and ever, and ever, and ever, and ever, and ever, and ever, and ever, and ever, and ever, and ever, and ever, and ever, and ever, and ever, and ever, and ever, and ever, and ever, and ever, and ever, and ever, and ever, and ever, and ever, and ever, and ever, and ever, and ever, and ever, and ever, and ever, and ever, and ever, and ever, and ever, and ever, and ever, and ever, and ever, and ever, and ever, and ever, and ever, and ever, and ever, and ever, and ever, and ever, and ever, and ever, and ever, and ever, and ever, and ever, and ever, and 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I wish I could have a longer post.

Bekefel
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Granted, [Witty Response.]

I wish I could be more witty with fern on the spot.

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Granted, but your wittiness was so awesome Fern turned gay for you and caught your gay AIDs and died.

I wish you would ruin this wish.

(Therefore to ruin it you must not ruin it which means you much ruin it which means paradox. I win.)

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Granted! But you are expecting this wish to be ruined… but then again you also want this wish to be ruined, but in order to ruin this wish I have to fulfill your wish in the first place—and your wish is for me to ruin your wish… WHICH does not make any sense because you have no physical "being" to wish for in the first place. Yes you wish for me to ruin your wish… but what wish?! You describe no material/thing to ruin… 'Causing this wish to be completely and utterly wasteful! So wish denied because there is NOTHING to wish for.

I wish that made sense.

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Granted, it did. Ten kegs of lager later.

I wish I had 10 kegs of lager. :(

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Granted, but after drinking it all, you drive into a tree. Haha!

I wish Chuck Norris was the next Captain America.

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Granted, I have no idea who Chuck Norris is so your next check up goes along without a hitch.

I wish someone would tell me who Chuck Norris is.

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I wish for some store close to me to finally get a shipment of Wii.

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Granted, you get 3 points.

I wish I had a new Wii points card.

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Granted. You are issued to recieve one, but it gets sent to the wrong person.

I wish Marvel and DC would do a crossover where Batman and Spiderman fight and it becomes the greatest comic of all time

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Granted. But they both kill each other.

I wish for something good to be on TV right now.

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Granted, but so much awesome TV is on at the same time you spend all your available funds to buy multiple televisions to watch all of your favourite programs at once. You consequently spend all your money and become flat broke and get kicked out of your home and is forced to move into a cardboard box with your good friend Fern.

I wish I could tell better stories.

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