Thread "Ruin A Wish game" in forum "MAFIA... and other forum games"

Posted at 1:07PM, Jul. 25, 2007

you make no wish so you die.

I wish that the width of my pants equals the of the squared circumference of this pie.

Posted at 4:07PM, Jul. 25, 2007

Granted. However the pie was eaten, and by making the squared circumfrence of a nonexistant pie equal your pant's width, your wish negates it's state of being. Congratulations! You have no pants.

I wish I had a pet hobo.

Posted at 4:07PM, Jul. 25, 2007

Granted but a hobo, being a drunken bastard, he steals your money while your sleeping and runs away.

I wish I had pants.

Posted at 4:07PM, Jul. 25, 2007

granted…but unfortunately they're invisible pants and you start walking around nked…

i wish i was able to wish for another wish since i just wasted this wish on wishing for another wish since i just wasted this wish wishing i had another wish…

Posted at 5:07PM, Jul. 25, 2007

Granted but that crazy wish leaves you wishless.

I wish for a full box of Triscuits filled with Triscuits.

Posted at 7:07PM, Jul. 25, 2007

Granted but the Triscuit Gnome steals them for himself…ooh that evil Triscuit Gnome!!!

I wish I had a million dollars.

Posted at 7:07PM, Jul. 25, 2007

Granted you had a million dollars which you blew on something stupid I don't care to mention.

I wish I had courage.

Posted at 7:07PM, Jul. 25, 2007

Granted! Unfortunately courage is not tax deductible.

I wish for a new puppy.

Posted at 9:07PM, Jul. 25, 2007

Granted to bad it's dead.

I wish for pudding

Posted at 10:07PM, Jul. 25, 2007

Granted. It's chocolate-flavored! No… wait… that's not chocolate >_>

I wish for world peace.

Posted at 10:07PM, Jul. 25, 2007

Granted. You get a piece of the world. (it's a rock)

I wish for a hand grenade. with or without the pin.

Posted at 10:07PM, Jul. 25, 2007

wish granted your hand turns into a gernade and explodes..killing you and george bush

i wish emos never lived

Posted at 8:07AM, Jul. 26, 2007

Granted now there are people who are too happy and drive you nuts until you kill yourself.

I wish I didn't have the whole series of 24.

Posted at 10:07AM, Jul. 26, 2007

Granted you have the whole series of 25…minutes.

I wish I had a pet Donkey.

Posted at 11:07AM, Jul. 26, 2007

Granted! Unfortunately the donkey turned out to be Don Imus.

I wish Jesus knew the alphabet.

Posted at 12:07PM, Jul. 26, 2007

Granted. Now no one else knows it

I wish for air conditioning?

Posted at 12:07PM, Jul. 26, 2007

Granted! Unfortunately the air condition was very humid.

I wish to know if Ziggy Stardust made it to Earth?

Posted at 1:07PM, Jul. 26, 2007

Granted. No

I wish for a new bike.

Posted at 3:07PM, Jul. 26, 2007

Granted, you get the spawn of Christine.

I wish I were taller

Posted at 3:07PM, Jul. 26, 2007

You got so tall that your body couldn't support you so you broke in half… and it hurt. Bad.

I wish I had a new computer!

Posted at 3:07PM, Jul. 26, 2007

wish granted you grew so tall that people thought you were a monster and called in mothra to kill you

i wish mothra was the coolest of all big monsters [like godzilla and kingkong]

Posted at 5:07PM, Jul. 26, 2007

Granted. Mothra crushes the computer store, destroying hat's new computer along with hat himself. Meanwhile some hot shot producer is inspired by Mothra to make a decent movie. When Mothra's popularity levels start to decline, he resorts to slut-wear and general distastefulness in a desperate attempt to stay in the eye of the public. He dies of muliple organ failure when the STDs, drugs, and alcohol finally catch up to him.

I wish I had the power to control potato-shaped objects.

Posted at 8:07AM, Jul. 27, 2007

Granted you loose control of them and they hit you in the kidney and your face and you die of kidney failure and your face was rearanged by the potato shaped things.

I wish I knew what the heck I was writing about.

Posted at 1:07PM, Jul. 27, 2007

Granted. You find a deep philosophical meaning your writing and go crazy from the discovery.

I wish for a monkey?

Posted at 2:07PM, Jul. 27, 2007

Granted but he flings poo and tries hunt when you come home from work…which you might like.

I wish cuttle fish knew how to cuddle?