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Ruin A Wish game

Posted at 1:10AM, Oct. 13, 2007

Quick! Gimme 300 cc's of adrenaline!

::Last shot of adrenaline.::

I wish I didn't have work tomorrow.

Posted at 2:10AM, Oct. 13, 2007

Fine, you're fired.

I wish people had wings.

Posted at 4:10AM, Oct. 13, 2007

Granted,but the wings where dead so people where going die to so you still cant fly.
I wish a Cookie

Posted at 1:10PM, Oct. 13, 2007

granted. but the cookie eats you.

I wish humans were the smartest things in the universe.

Posted at 10:10PM, Oct. 14, 2007

Granted. But the space unicorns from just outside our universe still manage to beat us in trivial pursuit and chess. Urg!

I wish Chris Farley was still alive.

RIP Chris :cry:

Posted at 10:10PM, Oct. 14, 2007

Granted but he comes back to life as a pickle and you eat him soon after.

I wish people would read their PQs.

Posted at 11:10AM, Oct. 15, 2007

granted, but they make it so that they cannot recieve pqs cause someone pissed them off.

I wish I weren't as fat as I am.

Posted at 12:10PM, Oct. 15, 2007

Granted, but you starve to death.

I wish for peace on earth and goodwill towards man

Posted at 12:10PM, Oct. 15, 2007

granted, but when aliens invade, people are too peacegul to resist and become their slaves.

I wish that I didn'tkeep hetting writer's block on my book.

Posted at 12:10PM, Oct. 15, 2007

Granted, but it turns out nobody wants to read it.

I wish I had a totally loyal army of ninjas at my command

Posted at 12:10PM, Oct. 15, 2007

granted, but they get wiped out on their first mission by my army of independant ninjas.

I wish I knew Rob Zombie.

Posted at 12:10PM, Oct. 15, 2007

BLARGH! YOU BEAT ME!

Granted, but it turns out he's actually a zombie. So he kills you. And eats you. And then he kills and eats your fammily. Then your friends. then he relises he wasn't realy a zombie, and moves on with his life.

I wish that no one would tun my wish around on me.

Posted at 2:10PM, Oct. 15, 2007

Granted. But your wish is nulified by the fact that it must be ruined.

I wish people would read author notes.

Posted at 4:10PM, Oct. 15, 2007

Granted but then all the people who read die of boredom. with no more literates in the world the computers take over the machines and we all get wiped out by skynet.

I wish that I was the supreme ruler of the universe and well loved by all my subjects

Posted at 4:10PM, Oct. 15, 2007

Granted but an oracal comes to you and Tells you your universe is going to be destoried. So you go find the Sacred Tome to find out the answer to save your universe, but you don't like wait is in it. So you destory the book. Then your Universe is set ablaze as you save your life by sealing yourself into the Sacred Tome. You have lost everything.

I wish someone knew what game has that storyline that was from.

Posted at 5:10PM, Oct. 15, 2007

Granted, though there is more than one. You are humiliated for not knowing that.

I wish that Aqua would lock this thread.

Posted at 6:10PM, Oct. 15, 2007

I am not going to grant that, I agree, this thread is so old and I beleive people are running out of ideas.

So AQua_ng please, lock this thread.

Posted at 7:10PM, Oct. 15, 2007

Guys like you two should just shut up. Just because it's old doesn't mean it's not cool. I'm an older member than both of you (look at the Riku Valentine posts) and I don't think I'm not cool.

I wish people like those two WOULD just shut up.

Posted at 7:10PM, Oct. 15, 2007

Denied, who said you weren't cool? You're awesome. I just want this closed up before it goes lame. You know to preserve the fond memories of it before it becomes ugly. Kinda like euthanasia.

I wish Something that can't be granted

Posted at 10:10PM, Oct. 15, 2007

it aint granted. Your wish is ruined, because, technically, it was granted.

I wish I didn't feel so damn sick.

Posted at 9:10AM, Oct. 16, 2007

Granted, but without the feeling, you don't relise you are sick, and it goes untreated and you die.

I wish people would stop stealing my nuts…

Posted at 7:10PM, Oct. 16, 2007

Granted, they start stealing all your possesions instead.

I wish I owned Microsoft.

Posted at 8:10PM, Oct. 16, 2007

Granted but you realize that bill will always rule the company.
Though you die rich you have a hollow feeling inside that follows you to the grave.

I wish that I only got the pleasant and smart customers on my phone

Posted at 8:10PM, Oct. 16, 2007

granted. but they take up all your time just talking, since they are so smart, they don't need help. So you get fired.

I wish I owned the rights to Sonic the Hedgehog.

Posted at 9:10PM, Oct. 16, 2007

Granted but then you realize that makes you Sega, the tavern wench of the game industry.
Your butt starts to hurt after the first 20 minutes.

I wish I was free to do as I want

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