Thread "Ruin A Wish game" in forum "MAFIA... and other forum games"

Posted at 6:10PM, Oct. 10, 2007

Granted. But Everyone goes,"SpriteComic! Ahh!

And They All Die.

I Wish For A Keyboarding/Computer Teacher that doesn't suck, and lock the computers Every four seconds.

Posted at 7:10PM, Oct. 10, 2007

Granted. You are your own teacher, but you end up failing and get stuck with an even worst teacher than before.

I wish that people would not be such pricks on the forum.

Posted at 7:10PM, Oct. 10, 2007

Impossible.

I wish people wouldn't be such pricks in the forum.:)

Just kidding. Okay, granted. But there are knomes that are now controlling the forum that are total dicks. The worst ever. EVER.

I wish that I wasn't charged with Assault for kicking at a kid's shoulder, and him punching me in the face.http://www.drunkduck.com/community/view_topic.php?tid=33846&cid=226

EDIT: Yes, I know, it happened (a) month(s) ago, but there has been some changes. I will tell all later.

Posted at 2:10AM, Oct. 11, 2007

wish granted, but the kid lied to the police and said "he touched me in a bad place"

i wish to know the time

Posted at 4:10PM, Oct. 11, 2007

Granted but you are on universal time which is there is a 6 hour differnce from regular time.

I wish that people would listen to me when I say something itelligent on a forum.

Posted at 8:10PM, Oct. 11, 2007

No. Because You Spelled Intelligent Wrong (Which I Hope Is On Purpose)

I wish that they didn't kill off Sirius Black, DAMMIT!!!

Posted at 9:10PM, Oct. 11, 2007

Sirius lived in alternate dimension. Unfortunately he only lived because he betrayed everybody and was a death eater after all.

I wish there were no stupidity

Posted at 10:10PM, Oct. 11, 2007

granted. everyone becomes the same level of stupid, which is extremely low, like, Micheal Jackson low.

I wish Micheal Jackson wasn't so gay. (no offense intended to gay people)

Posted at 3:10AM, Oct. 12, 2007

wish granted but since michal jackson is so gay the wish didnt happen

i wish tokyo pimp would get a grip and stop sending me emails about how im gay for liking pokemon [im not gay you asshole]

Posted at 7:10AM, Oct. 12, 2007

Granted! But, you both relise all this talk has only caused you to draw nearer together and you live a long, happy life together… untill you remember your not gay. Then you have a miserable life.

I wish to die, without pain, right now.

Posted at 11:10AM, Oct. 12, 2007

granted. You're shot through the skull killing you instantly. but when you wake up in the other world, you have a major headache that never goes away, tormenting you for all of eternity.

There's only two pokemon that aint gay, so I agree with Tokyopimp.

I wish I could punch half the people on DD and almost everyone on MG.

Posted at 12:10PM, Oct. 12, 2007

Granted. unfortunately you punched out the half you liked, and you get stuck with the ones you hate.

I wish everybody else would agree with me, always

Posted at 2:10PM, Oct. 12, 2007

Granted, but everyone starts following you and a agrees with you. they vote on the same guy as you, who destroys the world in a nuclear war with Mongolia.

I wish that I control my own mental abilities?

Posted at 6:10PM, Oct. 12, 2007

Granted, you control the ability to be mental. Showing your skills off to your friends draws the attentions of men in white coats who drag you off to an asylem where you spend the rest of your days.

I wish I had an infinite supply of copic markers.

Posted at 6:10PM, Oct. 12, 2007

Granted. but the fumes kill will you are in you sleep and then the weight of the never ending marker crushes your corpes into atoms.

I wish I could control the power within me.

Posted at 6:10PM, Oct. 12, 2007

granted, but the power makes you go crazy and you kill everuone and everything that has ever been close to you.

I wish for infinite power and eternal life!

Posted at 6:10PM, Oct. 12, 2007

Granted. But you live for 2000 years and you get tired of life, so you use your power to manipulate time and through yourself into a black hole.

I wish people would not think I was crazy.

Posted at 6:10PM, Oct. 12, 2007

Granted, but they stop thinking it because you prove them right.

I wish for INFINITE MONEY!