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Granted, But before you ever he that it's not, you get eaten.

I wish Mase Hughes was tranported to the Naruto world before Envy kills him and was not killed by someone else.

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Granted! but due to a miscalculation during the Transportation Mase Hughes materializes in a Large Stone Wall and dies.

We Wish for a a beer.

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Granted, but BloodTh gets spammed so much DD crashes and the thousands of members hate you because you made this wish.

I wish I wasn't eaten.

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Granted! instead you are Crushed into skin lotion.

We wish for some fried Rice

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Ow.

Granted, but the rice is three weeks old and has maggots and such crawling on it.

I wish I wasn't lotion or eaten…

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Granted! Instead you are Blended then strained into a cleaning solvent.

We wish for longer RPG.

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Granted! you get a longer RPG but it realy sucks and it has lame charicters and the animations all crapy.

I wish thati could choose a path between immortality and godlyness and rule over the world and when the time of the apocolypse i will fight along side the devil and rule over heaven as satans number 3 (number 2 is his son) and forever rule the world with him.

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Granted but you realise that was all food posining and you become emo.

I wish Batman, Superman and Genstru teamed up against Naruto.

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Since you don't have a wish, it gets…granted?


I wish pigs could fly :)

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Granted but that mens nomore bacon for breakfast.

I wish Super gogeta and BoBoPatchjiggler beat the crap out of Naruto.

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Granted, but gogeta and bobo…thing get mad at each other and kill each other.

I wish for dinner.

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Granted! You die of food poisoning.

I wish for a new computer.

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Granted. Here you go.


Well. it's new to you.

I wish for a puppy.

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Granted, but the puppy rips off your..uhh…body parts and kills everyone.

I wish I didn't have food poisoning…

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Granted… but then you become HIV positive which is much much worse.

I wish I had some drawingpens.

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Granted…but they are all bleed ink when you use them.

I wish I had photoshop again.

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granted… but it is lowly version one!!! and it's not compatible with your os…



i wish that the forum games went back to its good ol' self…

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Granted but then everyone leaves DrunkDuck…Forever.

I wish more people would visit my create a virus game.

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granted you get virus'd…


i wish…

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Granted..periods start falling from the sky..?

I wish nothing bad happened to me…

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granted. You die from extreme happiness, and a crushed pelvis. Muhahahahaha!

I wish my drawing was a lot better than it is, and that I was faster.

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granted… you draw so fast that your hand goes 88mph and into the future!!! only your hand though… now you cant draw…



i wish that people didnt make stupid wishes…

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Granted, they start making such smart wishes that no one can ruin, and this thread dies.

I wish I had a million dollars.

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