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granted, you get one million dollars…in your gern box!!! (inside joke, if you don't get it then you're obviously not in my german class…FAILURE!!!) so yeah… your head asplode…



i wish that i knew what the perfect wish would be…

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granted! The perfect wish is peace on earth! unfotunately, you already used up your one and only wish, wishing to know what the perfect wish was.

I wish for a knock knock joke that isn't lamer then hell.

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Granted but newbs and lamers ruin it.

I wish for heavenly sword to not be made!

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Granted but all of a sudden giant monsters attack and you have nothing to defend yourself.


I wish there more RPG games out for the Wii.

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Granted! You came back with a tumor tho.

I wish i had the body of kain, the intellegents of a genius and a big crotch (can't say the d word on here i think)white hair and face thats hard to resist to girls, a charming voice, and at last immortality with no desieses or problems with me.

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granted but that wish is so perfectly worded that you eventually regret wishing it and make an anti-wish to it.

I wish I felt a bit better, and that people would stop making jokes at my exspence.

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Grated! but now animals make jokes at you!

I wish that Jessica Rabbit was my girlfriend and roger rabbit excepted it and jessica rabbit had no disseases or anything wrong with her! (that means her chest is the same)and she isn't a guy!

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Granted! Except she' a cartoon and there seems to be a TV screen in the way of your exploits.

I wish for a white christmas.

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Granted but its too white and you go blind!

I wish for another wish!

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granted, but wishing for another wish doesn't mean that wish will actually be granted!

I wanna be a rock star!

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u become a cock star

i wanna be a demon

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granted, you become a demon, but you become the most religious demon ever!

I wanna bleach my hair white!

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granted u become a angel…a black man angel

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no wish? Damn you're stupid!

I want a brand new house on an episode of Cribs and a bathroom I can play baseball in!

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granted, but then everyonr forces you yo change it.

I want a brand new house on an episode of Cribs and a bathroom I can play baseball in! (I'm gonna keep on posting this until I'm satisfied with the way it's ruined!)

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Granted but they find you have 500 dead bodies in the tub. You are arrested and you are killed in the yard.

I wish that I could get some possitive ruining for my last wish. (it turns out good for me)

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Granted! But you die 5 sec. after that happens

I wish for a Yager bomber (its a drink)

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granted, but you get so wasted off it, you crash into a cop car, and then, when your trying to run from him, you smash into a semi-truck!

I want a credit card that's got no limit and a big black jet with a bedroom in it!

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Granted! but you can't join the mile high club at 30,000 feet and you crash after take off cuzz of lack of pilots.

i wish for an electric guitar!

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Granted! but it electrocutes you! (btw, it's 37000 feet)

I wanna a new tour bus full of old guitars, my own star on hollywood boulevard. (ok after this one, I'll quit with the wanna be a rockstar things.)

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Granted, all the guitars are broken and rotting. Moments after your star is seen, an angry mob tramples all over it.

I wish this thread would get to fifty pages…

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