Thread "Ruin A Wish game" in forum "MAFIA... and other forum games"

Posted at 11:11AM, Nov. 28, 2007

Granted; you are given a Potty Seat 3. Congrats.

I wish I didn't have to go to class.

Posted at 4:11PM, Nov. 28, 2007

Granted. The class comes to you. And it's "The Study of Carrot Top in Modern Society"

I wish my wish would go horribly wrong.

Posted at 10:11PM, Nov. 28, 2007

granted, but in doing so, whatever wish you make afterwards comes true. Unfortunately, next thing you wish for is to be the fattest dude in the world, and you have a heart attack as soon as you become fat.

I wish that I was the pure embodiment of true darkness.

Posted at 10:11PM, Nov. 28, 2007

Granted; you turn into a black hole.

I wish I could get an extra two hours of sleep every night.

Posted at 12:11AM, Nov. 29, 2007

granted, but a party happens in those two hours that you are not aware of.

I wish I didn't stay up until 6:00 in the motning every single fuckin' night!

Posted at 6:11AM, Nov. 29, 2007

Granted. You stay up until 5:59 every night.

I wish chocolate burns fat.

Posted at 9:11AM, Nov. 29, 2007

Granted! but its too addicting and you die from falling down a crack in the floor! muahahaha!

Posted at 10:11AM, Nov. 29, 2007

…Um… You live the rest of your life in pain and misery because you evidently wish for nothing.

I wish it would snow in my city.

Posted at 5:11AM, Nov. 30, 2007

Granted! But you freeze to death

I wish for more south park shows!

Posted at 5:11AM, Nov. 30, 2007

Granted, but the animation budget runs out and the rest of the series is done in popsicle sticks.

I wish I had a cat. (A normal, tame house cat…that's alive!)

Posted at 9:11AM, Nov. 30, 2007

granted but it has fleas that carry the plage

i wish for some us money

Posted at 1:11PM, Nov. 30, 2007

Granted. The money was taken in a bank robbery just a half hour ago. And oh look, here come the cops.

I wish the Autobots and the Decepticons would overcome their differences and realize that the whole reason this silly war started is because Megatron borrowed Optimus Prime's Led Zepplin album and accidentally lost it.

Posted at 3:11PM, Nov. 30, 2007

I can't grant that because it made no sense and it would rip the fabric of reality to tear.

I wish you guys would get me when I am joking around.

Posted at 3:11PM, Nov. 30, 2007

Granted, but we also stop taking you seriously because we think you're joking around all the time.

I wish Santa will give me everything on my wish list for Christmas.

Posted at 4:11PM, Nov. 30, 2007

Granted. But it's all made out of coal. Oh, the irony.

I wish Jack Thompson would die in the most ironic way possible: A Mortal Kombat arcade machine dropping on his head.

Posted at 9:11PM, Nov. 30, 2007

Granted, but the the machine explodes on impact and takes every onlooker down to hell with it.

I wish gas was cheaper.

Posted at 11:11PM, Nov. 30, 2007

Granted but everything else raises their prices till ultimatly even buying food is too expensive.

I wish I hadn't forgotten to make a wish.

Posted at 12:12AM, Dec. 1, 2007

Granted, but your wish manages to piss off Mr. T, who comes to your house and gives you a pitying like you wouldn't believe.

I wish for barbeque-flavored world peace.

Posted at 10:12PM, Dec. 1, 2007

Granted, but the barbecue flavoring's go to go bad sometime…

I wish for front-row tickets to a Bruce Springsteen concert.

Posted at 10:12AM, Dec. 2, 2007

Granted, but it's a different Bruce Springsteen, who's throughly convinced that his fusion of hip-hop and polka is the future of music.

I wish fish fish wish fish.

Posted at 11:12AM, Dec. 2, 2007

Granted, but someone spelled your order wrong, and now it's a fish wish wish fish wish. Mhm.

I wish chocolate was a healthy diet food and still tasted good.

Posted at 11:12AM, Dec. 2, 2007

Granted, but in turn everything else has twice as many calories as they used to.

I wish for a new cell phone.

Posted at 12:12PM, Dec. 2, 2007

granted, but you barely get to call with the damn thing because the connection sucks.

I wish that some people would stop thinking there better then everyone else…

Posted at 5:12PM, Dec. 2, 2007

Granted. Now everyone believes that they're worse than you. So much so, that they finally all commit suicide. Good luck being the last person on Earth.

I wish Adult Swim would put Bleach back on the air (it doesn't make any sense that they would pull it to run Death Note when there's two other Saturday anime slots being occupied by repeat shows.)

Posted at 6:12PM, Dec. 2, 2007

They Do, But It Replaces Family Guy and Metalocalypse, and we all know that those two shows hold up the nation. The world collapses, and in the process the only things involving the breaking of glass are your tv screens. Nice.

I wish for no more pervertism. And don't give the pfft, that'll never happen speech.