Thread "Ruin A Wish game" in forum "MAFIA... and other forum games"

Posted at 2:11PM, Nov. 20, 2007

grated now you can't get a post in the way it was ment to be

i wish i could get on dd whenever i wanted

Posted at 7:11PM, Nov. 20, 2007

Granted! You buy a laptop real cheap! Unfortunatly, you cross a street while on DD, and get hit by a car. The laptop is smashed, but miraculously, you survive. You wake up in the hospital, look at you table and see the laptop in perfect condition. You grab it up and go on DD. Then a heavy machine next to your bed falls on you. The laptop is still in good condition. It is then that you suspect somethin' might be wrong with your laptop. You get up, wheel youself over to the window and throw the laptop out the window. You turn around to go back to your bed and see the laptop next to your bed. You wheel yourself out the door as fast as you can, but don't see the stairs. You go flying down them and die from a broken neck. Morale of this story, never buy a cheap laptop.

I wish for the movie of my Demon of Darkness comic.

Posted at 12:11PM, Nov. 25, 2007

Granted, but they decide to cast Chris Crocker (this guy) gets casted as the lead character.

I wish I'll pass all my finals with flying colors.

Posted at 1:11PM, Nov. 25, 2007

(dude, it would be an anime.)

Granted, but they are nullified because you are suspected of cheating. You have to take them all over again.

I wish the Demon of Darkness RPG game I'm planning on making was actually bein' made by Square-Enix. Also, that I knew how to make it.

Posted at 3:11PM, Nov. 25, 2007

(dude, it would be an anime.)

(My bad. I assumed you were talking live-action here.)

Granted, but they end up screwing you by not giving you any of the profits or credit.

I wish I could co-star with Johnny Depp in a movie.

Posted at 5:11PM, Nov. 25, 2007

granted. But it turns out you get killed in the movie. Unfortunately, they were accidentally usin' live bullets.

I wish for the world's smartest woman, who also happens to be the world's hottest woman.

Posted at 6:11PM, Nov. 25, 2007

Granted, but she picks her nose and eats the loot right in front of you.

I wish for world domination! *shakes fist*

Posted at 7:11PM, Nov. 25, 2007

Granted you dominate the world 3 seconds before it ends.

I wish I could stop procrastinating.

Posted at 2:11AM, Nov. 26, 2007

granted, but then you start masterbating to pictures of Shadow the hedgehog (hey, ya ain't procrastinatin' anymore) And not just any Shadow, but Shadow Goth (from my comic).

I wish I could watch a really hot woman take a shower without any consequences.

Posted at 7:11AM, Nov. 26, 2007

Granted, but it turns out the really hot woman is really a hermaphrodite and has a thang.

I wish I can go back to NYC this summer.

Posted at 10:11AM, Nov. 26, 2007

Granted but due to global warming it's completly submerged underwater.

I wish for a wish…

Posted at 11:11AM, Nov. 26, 2007

garanted! but that wish has aids.

I wish for yellow contacts

Posted at 11:11AM, Nov. 26, 2007

Granted, but people start believing you have Hepatitis and throw you in the hospital.

I wish for fame.

Posted at 11:11AM, Nov. 26, 2007

Granted! But you have a 'Wordrobe Malfunction" and now you are in jail.

I wish for some chocolate

Posted at 2:11PM, Nov. 26, 2007

granted, but someone has poisoned the chocolate. Oops, I gave myself away.

I wish I were with a bisexual woman.

Posted at 8:11PM, Nov. 26, 2007

Granted, you have a conjoined twin sister who is bi-sexual

I wish for everything that has ever existed to be destroyed and that it will never be able to be brought back by God or anyone/anything else, or that it turns out to be a figment of my imagination or a dream

Posted at 9:11PM, Nov. 26, 2007

Granted, and it turns out you were that autistic kid from the finale of St. Elsewhere.

I wish I could be on paid vacation for the rest of my life.

Posted at 9:11AM, Nov. 27, 2007

granted! nothing goes wrong with that!

I wish that i was kain.

Posted at 10:11AM, Nov. 27, 2007

Granted! But he's gay.

I wish there was less fail in the world.

Posted at 10:11AM, Nov. 27, 2007

Granted! but it fails!

I wish for some money

Posted at 11:11AM, Nov. 27, 2007

Granted, but you get it in the Nigerian currency.

I wish for a new iPod.

Posted at 2:11PM, Nov. 27, 2007

Granted, but it's broken.

I don't wish. OHSHI–

Posted at 9:11AM, Nov. 28, 2007

You disappear from all existence because you failed to make a wish. Ta-ta!

I wish I was fluent every major language.

Posted at 10:11AM, Nov. 28, 2007

granted. but doin' so, ya neglect the minor languages. You go to a place that only speaks a minor language. You use a majot language from a place they do not like and get killed for it.

I wish I knew who Riku's Nobody was. (it's been drivin' me crazy since I first beat KH2)

Posted at 10:11AM, Nov. 28, 2007

Granted but your sadly dissapointed.

I wish for a non broken, no buged PS3