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"Aren't you too young to be at this party/whatever"? those sort of questions always gets asked by people who thinks that I'm way younger than I am. Most of the time I try to take it as an compliment, but sometimes it can get annoying. especially when they start asking for my ID, and then proceed to check if it's fake.

I get this sometimes too, but it's the other way round. I actually got away with drinking underage thanks to that, until they started checking everyone, regardless of how old they looked.

Ok then… the state of stupidity influences the process of word evolution.

And calling the evolution of something stupid isn't a close minded or unprogressive way to think at all is it? Oh wait.

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Ok then… the state of stupidity influences the process of word evolution.
And calling the evolution of something stupid isn't a close minded or unprogressive way to think at all is it? Oh wait.
Oh goodness me, I think you made a stupid mistake there. lol!

Subtlety my friend. Subtlety and nuance. ;)

I thank you!
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I think the stupidest questions you get asked are for job interviews, beyond doubt!
-"Where do you see yourself in five years time?"
-Hopefully not still having to work for a moron like you!

Then there's the strengths and weaknesses questions… Man, just LOOK at the CV, talk to people enough to learn that they're not a complete imbecile, tell them what the job entails, and if you like them; give them a trial run. Those standard job questions aren't helpful to anybody.

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"If I had two tongues, one for each eye, would you be able to see them penetrate the black holes that are your pupils?" (okay, that doesn't really count, but the following do)

"Woah! Are you Jesus?"

"Can your hair really eat people?"

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"If I had two tongues, one for each eye, would you be able to see them penetrate the black holes that are your pupils?" (okay, that doesn't really count, but the following do)

"Woah! Are you Jesus?"

"Can your hair really eat people?"

and the answers are:
yes
no
yes

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I haven't been asked any odd questions…
My dad, though, when he went to Japan they we're all like:
"It's Donald Sutherland! Donald Sutherland! Can I have your autograph??"

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'So, is it really thursday already?'

I said that this morning:P

I thought it was tuesday…

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"why would you break up with her for cheating on you?"–asked by my future wife… love at first sight my friends…

apparently she didnt know the x i had just dumped either….she just thought she'd help out another female….

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" are you a girl?" -no, i'm just hiding two soccer balls under my shirt ><!

man i hate that question!

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"Ice Cube?" said the kid i had never might in my direction while i was vacationing at some no name them park. He had with him no beverages and a harmonica. Whether his pupils were dilated or not i could not tell.

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Ice cube! xD


well, i had myself asked..

"Is it your christmas today?"
a few days after christmas.

Now of course, i suppose that is not strange, that they think i am Pakistani or some other religion…
But i just don't get it..
I am a white person, how can they guess my religion through that??

hmmm..

well i know there are facial resemblences… some people think i'm related to indians!

hmmmm..
well i'm half italian, half french so you know..

MYSTERY OF MY LIFE CONCLUDED.

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Ice cube! xD


well, i had myself asked..

"Is it your christmas today?"
a few days after christmas.

Now of course, i suppose that is not strange, that they think i am Pakistani or some other religion…
But i just don't get it..
I am a white person, how can they guess my religion through that??

hmmm..

well i know there are facial resemblences… some people think i'm related to indians!

hmmmm..
well i'm half italian, half french so you know..

MYSTERY OF MY LIFE CONCLUDED.

If you live in america you'll probably get a lot more questions like that. When I took an exchange trip there I was asked 'Do people from where you come from celebrate christmas?' and I just looked at him funny.

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Oh you like anime?

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"Is it snowing?"
Question asked while outside.
Yes, it was snowing…
I have not spoken to this person since, and never plan on doing so.

"Is your name bob?"
No, it's not.

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"Are you a part of the "crew", because if you are, I'll kill you."

That guy was crazy. Never go into a McDonalds at 12:00 AM.

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the weirdest first question was "do you know how to shrink a human head?" i said no and he then asked "do you want to know?"

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when i was still going to Karate a couple years ago i met one of the new sempai(student teacher) we really had a hard time talking to each other. But the first thing he said to me, the FIRST thing he did, was ask
"so, what's your Chinese zodiac?"
O.o errrr, i'm a dragon
" oh, cool, i'm a dragon too, that means we're twelve years apart"

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"Are you asian?" - Apparently I was asked this because of my drawing style.

"If you woke up next to a tree, and the tree had a dirty grin on it's face, what would you do?" - Lol. I have a friend who enjoys asking awkward questions, and this question was the first he asked me the other day.

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